.….Man you should see the pictures…..people just pass out…..since 2013.….in a small village called Kalachi…..150 miles from the Russian border..…with a population of 680 people..…10 percent have been affected.….the people fear they will fall asleep and never wake up again.….they’re calling it…..Encephalopathy…..which is classified as a weird brain disorder that they can’t figure out..…feelings of dizziness, memory loss and loss of motor skills…..children have reported hallucinations…..flying horses, moms with eight eyes, snakes and worms in their beds…..the sleep is so deep…..some fear an old man might have been buried alive…..many locals are turning to conspiracy theories…..alien viruses…..government experimentation…..some patients woke up after a few days.….and then went right back to sleep.
INDIAN COURT ALLOWS DEAD GURU TO MEDITATE….Am I the only one to..…first…..make that face.….and second…..rack my brain trying to figure this one out?…..his followers insist he is in a deep meditation and will come back to lead them…..ah……HELLO!…..the dude has been locked in a freezer since last January!
DRINKING TO FALL ASLEEP WAKES YOU UP….Not if you drink enough….it’s called passing out.
NEW YORK STATE BANS PET TATTOOING AND PIERCING….Now what stupid pet owner would tattoo their goldfish?
INDIAN HINDU LEADERS LAUNCH BEAUTY PRODUCTS MADE WITH COW DUNG….Trust me…..I will be the ugliest person in the entire known universe…..before I rub cow shit all over my body…..NEXT!
HOLIDAY DRINKING: START CLASSY, END TRASHY…..Sounds like a date I went on years ago.
CHILDREN’S CARTOONS RIFE WITH DEATH AND MURDER, STUDY SAYS….. “YEAH”…..the “Stupid Study People” are back…..where in the hell have they been……the Coyote…..and the Road Runner…Johnny Quest….Dudley Do-Right…..Tom and Jerry…..Rocky and Bullwinkle…..Popeye……remember the caveman with a big club?…Mighty Mouse…..Speedy Gonzales…..ok,…..now days that would be considered a tad…..racist…..just like the Little Rascals…..and Hong Kong Phooey……but we didn’t know that then……it was funny….the Looney Tunes……need I say more?…..and we grew up ok……and my all-time favorites were…. “Morning Ralph….Morning Sam.”
MAN I’LL TELL YA…..Listening to Ahmad Jamal….at 9:16 in the morning…..is a great way to start a day.
POLL: 57% OF AMERICANS SAY RACE RELATIONS IN THE U.S. ARE BAD……How does that Teddy Pendergrass song go,….. “Wake-up everybody….no more sleeping in bed.”
ANGRY GRANDPA DROPPED BY AND KILLED HIS GRANDSON’S $400 PLAYSTATION PS4 BECAUSE HIS GRANDSON DID NOT BAKE CHRISTMAS COOKIES LIKE HE PROMISED TO…..If you haven’t seen this video…..you gotta watch it……Grandpa went..… “APE S..T!”.….no kidding…..he literally……. “KILLED” a PS4….he walked in from the kitchen……with a pair of pliers or a hammer….something…..and pounded the hell out it…..snatched it out the wall…..smashed it…..slammed it down on the coffee table…..smashed it again…..yanked it up and ripped it apart like The Hulk…..slammed it back down on the coffee table…..and took out the coffee table…..the poor child is going to need therapy…..because he stood there with his hands on his head…..traumatized and shocked…..I’m telling ya…..Pa walked into the living room and said….. “F..k This!”……and meant it!….I laughed…..I’m willing to give someone a paid vacation to Italy……that this little kid will do whatever the heck his parents tell him to do from now on.
JAPAN’S OCEAN SPIRAL PROPOSED AS A GIANT UNDERWATER CITY…..It could house around 5,000 people….ok,…..number 1…..it’s underwater…..and I’m sure there are beautiful things…..floating around…..but it’s underwater…..number 2…..I don’t like water……number 3…..when “IT” happens and one of those 5,000 decided to have a bad hair day…..you can’t run on water.
FIRST GRADE TEACHER CALLS HER STUDENTS “FUTURE CRIMMINALS” AND POST ON FACEBOOK…..You’re gone…..don’t even bother to clean out your desk…..I don’t think some people really understand social media…..once you put it out there…..it’s out there…..and you may want to delete it later…..but someone saw it……and the laws of the internet are changing…..there are a few court cases pending…..so before you post something……you better look and makes sure…..there’s some water in the pool before you jump!
16 BADASS WOMEN YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T HEAR ABOUT IN 2014…..Here are a few.….and I humbly bow before all of them…..Bayan Mahmoud al-Zahran…..opened the first female law firm in Saudi Arabia……Amanda Polochies…..prayed at anti-fracking protest in Canada, her weapon towards the police…..a feather……The Brazilian woman who protested again rape with power photos (65% percent of respondents to a survey said; “if women dress provocatively, women deserve to be attacked and raped)…..The women in Afghanistan who defy the Taliban by voting……The 600 volunteers who added 101 female artist to Wiklpedia…..the 13 year old girl who called out a surfing magazine for its depiction of women….the first woman to take part in Formula One in 22 years..…The American Nuns who announced their support for contraception……the 13 year old girl who became the youngest to scale Mount Everest…..the woman who beat men’s and women’s record for consecutive marathons..…53……when Indian actress Mallika Sherawat told a reporter to stay silent on the issues of woman’s rights.