….I’m not sure if some people understand the size of the gap….between “US”…and…. “THE ONERS”….it’s not even a gap really,…it’s the abyss….let me attempt to show you how big this….abyss is..…I’ll be playing the roll of… “US”…..I recently saw my dream TV….this is a true story…it’s a Panasonic TX-77 EZW 1004…it’s the perfect set for sports, movies….HD everything….4K…big screen….perfect sound….a serious “Man-cave toy”…..so, me being the wonderful husband I am….I went home and spoke with my wife about purchasing this visual interpreting work of art….so I said to Nicole: “What would you do if I bought a new TV?”….she asked “How much?”….so I told her. “€ 19,999.99”…..now, I know my wife loves me…I really do…she looked me in the face…smiled,…and said… “I would slap the shit out of you.”…..now…. “THE ONERS”….In Hamburg there’s a concert hall called the Elbphilharmonie….brand new…the best sound I’ve ever heard in a hall….and on top of the hall….are apartments you can buy….beautiful view over the Elbe river…. my brother was inside one that costs € 5 million last year….and no, he didn’t buy it…..all day sun…depending on which one you purchase….you can even wake up early and watch the Queen Mary II…sail past your front window…I’m talking not cheap apartments….renting is not an option….there was a gentleman who happened to purchase one….and he and a few friends went to lunch to celebrate….and the gentleman….who bought this apartment…worth more than a couple of millions, said during the toast…. “Finally, I found a Christmas present for my wife.”….the place cost three times as much as the one my brother was in….and he didn’t even blink at the cost….so, see what I mean…for some it ain’t easy….and for some….they don’t have to worry….and it seems like those are the people Trump is interested in taking care of….not us…I guess it’s Trump’s subtle way of letting us know…we can take that “We Are the World” shit someplace else….and to quote my dear friend Nancy…. “The Moron Factory in D.C. is no help…when it comes to “US.”
MOSQUITOES PREFER THESE FOUR CERTAIN TYPES OF PEOPLE…Well, I made two out of the four….Pregnancy….uh, no….next….Exercise….is definitely an option…when the mood hits me….and it rarely does….hey, I’ll walk you into the ground…if it involves a frisbee….we can throw all day…but that going to the gym thing….nah…Drinking Alcohol…..at least now I know why they’re easier to swat after they bite me…the MF’s are drunk…..Type O Blood…..O neg…just in case I can help you one day….and they munch on me all day and all night….but only when I’m back home during the summer….across the pond I rarely get bit.
BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER KIDNAPS MEDICAL STAFF, MAKES THEM VACCINATE COMMUNITY AGAINST YELLOW FEVER….When I saw this I was really against what he did….BUT…I read the article….Thomas Viera Gomes….aka….2N….is one of the baddest MF’s in Rio…there’s a 3 grand bounty on his head….if anyone is willing to give up the 411 on his whereabouts….right, as if someone is going to do that….anyway,….yes, what he did was illegal…but it was also a good thing….listen, Brazil has been dealing with a yellow fever epidemic…hence the word… “EPIDEMIC”….and dozens of people have died already…..the Health Ministry said they will provide shots for millions of people and hope they can contain it…sad part is…..they always forget the poor….just like in the movies huh?….and real life….anyway,….where my man 2N lives….is called Salgueiro….one of the poorest spots in Rio…..and it’s the headquarters for whatever he….indulges in…..dude was tired of the bureaucratic BS and took matters into his own hands…..he and his boyz swooped down to the local state-run clinic….grabbed syringes and the vaccine….snatched up the two male nurses who were on duty….threw them in the cars….drove them to a bar in 2N’s hood….and the nurses spent hours administering shots to members of the community….when they were finished, 2N’s partners dropped them back at the clinic…they told the police they never felt threatened…..the news of the kidnapping went viral on Brazilian social media….people are calling him a modern day Robin Hood….the country’s Minister of Environment wrote on Twitter: “While 2N is still an “a-hole” his actions were a public service.”
REVERSE RACISM…..Is impossible….and why “SOME” people feel they can scream it when…I guess…things are different….is beyond me….like the new Black Panther movie….people are saying that the film projects…reverse racism….I’m going to assume this theory was brought before the Court of Stupidity because….there ain’t too many white folks in it….right, as if Downton Abbey is full of colored people…..anyway,….the film is the film…you make yours…we make ours…and we choose to see what we want….now,….reverse racism…is the dumbest theory ever…if this did exist….then racism wouldn’t exist….people of color do not have the ways and means to be called racist…they don’t….you would be calling the ones….oppressed by racism…racist…do they have the power to deny you housing, welfare, jobs….be in control of your fate…kill and rape you and walk away free….shall I keep going?….we don’t control anything…we are not in control….we never obtained that kind of power….corporate power….political power….that type of power can and will decide ones fate….while the decision makers hide behind the cloak of what they consider….righteousness….or “Make American Great Again”….no, you have it all wrong….what you think is racism sometimes turns out to be…pain, hatred, just pissed off, despair….pointing out the injustice….etc….upset at those who are instituting the racism…go back a few hundred years….you’ll get the picture….and you’ll see why….people of color…or not racists….the more we voice our opinions….the more racism we face….a systematic control over others….a control passed on to future generations….and ain’t a damn thing changed….so nope…..sorry,….people of color are not racist….but sooner or later you will realize….we will come to a point when enough is enough….those good ol’ days many of you wish we could revert back to?…..never again man…..never again!
WOMAN CELEBRATES HER DIVORCE BY TORCHING HER WEDDING DRESS AT GARAGE SALE…..I like this woman…..this is my girl….Ms. Briana Barksdale….of Spring, Texas…lifted up her garage door…welcomed friends, neighbors and strangers…to stop on by….and buy furniture, clothes, dishes, exercise stuff, electronics….anything that reminded her of her failed marriage….she called it a symbol of freedom….a symbol of moving forward…this woman sold everything….an entire living room set…..bedroom set….dining set….stuff for 50 cents….a computer for 30 bucks….my girl was serious….she was deleting memories…..and she has no problem eating Ramen foods…from now on and until she’s 50….the 34-year-old mother of two….sold everything within minutes……she’s free…..and all she needed was a wedding dress…..lighter fluid….and a match!