….Great…..just what I need…..a war right in my backyard….as if people dying from COVID isn’t enough to deal with….screw it…..bring on the bombs and dead bodies….and more money for the war making corporations.
GROOM DIVORCES HIS BRIDE AT WEDDING RECEPTION AFTER HER SONG REQUEST STARTS A FAMILY FIGHT…..And this is the shortest marriage on record….ok, now dude might have a point….this wedding took place in Baghdad, Iraq….and the song she request was one made by the Syrian singer…..Lemis Kan called….Mesaytara….checkout the lyrics and tell me what you think…… “I am dominant; you will be ruled under my strict instructions, I will drive you crazy if you look at other girls on the street, yes, I’m dominant, you’re my piece of sugar. As long as you are with me, you’ll walk under my command”….now the bride was having a good time dancing to the song…..but the groom’s family was not amused..…and both families went to swinging at each other.….a few weeks ago….a bride told her new husband we’re done…..because she asked him not to do one thing..…do not smash me in the face with a piece of cake…..guess what he did anyway…..yep!
BILL MAHER…..You know Bill…..there was a time I really liked watching your show…..because it was funny and informative…..but now, I realized you’re an ass.….because you keep downplaying the COVID virus…..like it’s a joke……you claimed you were even infected with it…..and now you’re telling people not to worry and you’re tired of the mask restrictions.….and basically telling people.….to hell with the vaccine.…. “This has gone on too long and nobody cares. You go out, it’s silly. You have to have your mask, you have to have a card, you have to have a booster, they scan your head like you’re a cashier and I’m a bunch of bananas. I’m not bananas, you are.”…..Whoopi Goldberg nailed it….. “That’s not really funny to people who’ve lost their kids, or people who have lost family members or dear friends to this. Listen, nobody on this planet really wants to go through this. This is not something we’re doing because it’s sexually gratifying. This is what we’re doing to protect our families. I want to point out, there are little kids who can’t get vaccinated. Lots of people who cannot get vaccinated, so you’re playing Russian roulette with their lives.”…..and guess who is never watching your show anymore.
TRUMP ACCUSES JAN. 6 PANEL OF GOING AFTER “CHILDREN” FOR CONTACTING 40-YEAR-OLD IVANKA……This fool’s intelligence level is about as equal…..as a skunk’s fart…..going after children huh?….let’s see….Hunter Biden….Kaepernick…..any of those…. “Sons of bitches”….who decided to take a knee…..to protest racial injustice in America…..going after children huh?……just in case he’s too “STUPID” to realize it…..your daughter is your child…..but she’s not a child…..so let’s think about this…..if your three children are being subpoenaed because of you…..then maybe you might be a shitty parent…..and then there’s this……
TRUMP’S TEAM IS DIRECTING ALLIES TO A JANUARY 6 LEGAL DEFENSE FUND…..His team has been involved in discussions about a legal defense fund created…..to support aides targeted by the House panel …..instead of using his “own money”…,.to cover the high legal bills…..instead he’s been working with the American Conservative Union chairman…..Matt Schlapp to determine which individuals subpoenaed.….should receive help from this Matt guy’s.….First Amendment fund…..in other words…..if you’re not willing to swear allegiance to him…..you’re on your own…..to quote Matt… “We are certainly not going to assist anyone who agrees with the mission of the committee and is aiding and abetting the committee…..the fund withholds the right to make decisions over whether someone gets assistance or not”……basically,…..if you don’t kiss ass…..you’re ass out…..and the rest of you who still believe in this…..
M.A.G.A. CRAP…..think about this…. “When someone lies to you 30,000 times within 4 years…..and you still believe in him…..you’re in a cult!”…..you know what we need?…..
WE NEED A LAW CALLED “THE DONALD TRUMP ACT”…..that makes it clear that a sitting president can be indicted…..by naming the law after Trump, it will remind generations to come…..of Trump’s corruption and ensure the name Trump will forever be associated with criminality.
FRANZ KAFKA SAID IT BEST…..An idiot is an idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are one political party.
STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT…..
TOM BRADY….admits very difficult issues with his wife Gisele…..I really don’t care….
SARAH PALIN….test positive for COVID…..I really don’t care….
KEVIN COSTNER….rejected Pittsburg Steelers heiress son Liam until a DNA test proved he was his son…..I really don’t care…..
JUDGE REFUSES COVID VACCINE…..gets banned from the Courthouse and shows up to work anyway without a mask – thinks he’s above the law…..I really don’t care…..
WATCH TRUMP….ask Mar-a-Lago diners to clap for him…..I really don’t care….
JAVIER BARDEM….celebrated Daniel Craig’s birthday by dressing as a Bond girl and popping out of a cake….ok, that’s pretty cool.
MEGA ICEBERG….releases 152 billion tons of fresh water into the ocean…..now that I care about…..