….From the late 1860 until the 1970’s some US cities had “Ugly Laws” making it illegal for people with unsightly or disgusting disabilities to appear in public.

THERE HAVE BEEN NO REPORTED CASES OF PIRANHAS EATING HUMANS….That’s because no one’s lived to report it.

SLAPPING A WOMAN’S BREAST TO MAKE THEM LARGER….Nicole would knock me the hell out.

IN HONG KONG IT IS PERFECTLY LEGAL FOR A WOMAN TO BEAT HER HUSBAND TO DEATH IF SHE FINDS OUT HE CHEATED ON HER……DAAAMMMN!!!!!….that’s a Chris Tucker damn!

NORTH KOREAN LEADER KIM JONG IL ATE HIPPOS, SNAKES AND SPIDERS…Well I guess the lions, tigers and bears were pretty happy about that.

BLACK RHINO BITES WOMAN’S FINGER DURING “MEET AND GREET”….I guess he understood the other meat.

WOMAN MISSING AFTER HOME SUDDENLY EXPLODES….Yeah that usually happens when you’re in your house and it blows-up.

A BRITNEY SPEARS & MILEY CYRUS COLLABORATION IS HAPPENING….Oh lord….and just when I thought the music industry couldn’t sink any lower….I can’t wait to stand in line and buy that one….I’ll put it next to Coltrane and Miles.

DONALD TRUMP OFFERS TREATS TO LITTLE KIDS WHO GO TO HIS HOTEL….Now that can be misunderstood in so many ways.

KIM JONG IL EX GIRLFRIEND EXECUTED BY FIRING SQUAD.…Boy did she pick the wrong person to tell “It’s over.”

LIFE ON EARTH 1,900 MILLION YEARS AGO SMELLED LIKE ROTTEN EGGS…..2013, life on Earth still smells like rotten eggs.

CATHY WAYNE WAS THE FIRST AUSTRALIAN WOMAN KILLED IN THE VIETNAM WAR WHEN A U.S. MARINE SHOT HER ON STAGE WHILE SHE WAS PERFORMING….That’s a cold way to tell someone they suck!

THE COST OF COLLEGE TEXTBOOKS HAS RISEN FASTER THAN THE COST OF HEALTHCARE, HOUSE PRICES AND INFLATION….Yeah, and people are still stupid, sick, homeless and broke!

HOPE YOU’RE ALL HAVING A GREAT INTERNATIONAL BACON DAY…I bet the pigs aren’t.

GOT A QUESTION SCIENCE COULD ANSWER?….Yeah…..what in the hell “IS” the theory of relativity?

HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE TO WALK A LIGHT YEAR….Ah….a year?