…..Turkey ‘s health authorities are trying to lower the number of obese and overweight adults….by embarrassing them in public?…..hey, people are going to eat no matter what.
BILLY IDOL LEARNS HE HAS A LONG-LOST SON FROM 1985 TOUR…..I wouldn’t be surprised…..he was an ass to deal with…..photographing while I followed him around on tour…..and yeah man,….a lot of us haven’t forgotten…..what went down in Washington Square Park.
WEED MONENT…..While I was sitting in my kitchen…looking outside at a beautiful warm sunny day with a smile on my face….and knowing damn well this is Hamburg….and Noah could be floating by at any moment…..my brain said…. “During an earthquake….do you think coffins become maracas?”
THE NEW REPUBLIC of AMERICA.….Dear citizens…..remember this….. “It didn’t start with gas chambers….it started with one party controlling the media…..one party controlling the message…..one party censoring speech and silencing opposition…..one party deciding what is truth…..one party dividing citizens into “Us” and “Them”…..and calling their supporters to harass “Them”….it started when good people turned a blind eye….and let it happen.”…..and remember the same guy telling you LA is on fire…..told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall….and people were eating dogs in Ohio……here’s one little thing you should always remember…..what really sparked the first American revolution…..was when the military fired on protesters……so far 2025 feels like being awake during surgery.
DONALD TRUMP DUCKS “LES MISÉRABLES” CHARACTER QUESTION…..Oh I love it…..what a perfect play for him to see our present-day situation….played out on stage….in front of him….and his dumbass won’t get it……he even said it’s one of his favorite plays….. a reporter asked him…. “Have you seen the musical before and do you identify more with ……Jean Valijean or Javert?”….now Valijean is the heroic protagonist who seeks redemption after 19 years in the joint….for stealing bread….and Police inspector Javert….is utterly obsessed with law, order and judgement….his answer…. “That’s a tough one….the last part of that question, that’s a tough one”…..then he turns to his wife and says,…. “You better answer that one honey.”…..he also spat out….. “I don’t know….I’ve seen it, we’ve seen it a number of times….it’s fantastic, I thought it was just about our first choice….that’s why we got, and we have others coming….other great ones are coming”…..excuse me, but what?…..he knows nothing about the Les Mis story….if he did….he would’ve known the story centers….on an anti-government uprising…..it must’ve felt nice to hear people in the audience booing when you appeared in the hall…..oh, and did you say ta-ta…..to drag queen Mari Con Carne before you ran back to the WHITE house….because she wanted you to know….. “You can’t erase us darling.”
RON DeSANTIS SAYS FLORIDIANS HAVE RIGHT TO HIT ANTI-ICE PROTESTERS WITH THEIR CARS….This coming from the Sunshine State’s Governor….if you need to “flee for your safety”….just run people over ok?….if you’re late for work….and you need to “flee for the safety” of your job…..just run people over…..if you have to speed home….because you “flee for the safety” of your pork chop from last night’s dinner….because you know your greedy little pain the in butt brother will eat it…..just run people over….and if that’s not enough to convince you that the state of Florida is batshit gaga…..
BREVARD COUNTY, FLORIDA SHERIFF WAYNE IVEY……A God-fearing far-right MAGA REICH-publican said this when it comes to protesters protesting in the state…… “If you spit on us….you’re going to the hospital and in jail…..if you hit one of us….you’re going to the hospital and jail….and most likely get bitten by one of our big, beautiful dogs we have here….if you throw a brick, a firebomb or point a gun at one of our deputies….we will notify your family as to where to pick up your remains…..because we will kill you…..graveyard dead….we’re not going to play”…..and that’s that…..he’s letting you know….. “They will kill you!”
AND ANOTHER REASON I LOVE THIS WOMAN….Jasmine Crockett asks Mayors in a meeting….whether there are any immigrants roaming….around their cities with 34 convictions….all the Mayors said no….she said…. “Good, because that could be a danger to the community”…..she’s a national treasure!
AND THIS JUST CAME ON THE NET…..The FIFA World Cup kicks off on a Saturday in Miami’s Hard Rock Stadium…..and ICE just announced they’ll be doing security rounds….and sent attendees a reminder that….. “All non-American citizens need to carry proof of their legal status”…..and so it begins….you can’t even go to a soccer game…..without the threat of being asked to show your papers…..so tell me…..how does this make “America Great Again”…..when “STUPID’S” goon squads are going to harass……foreign visitors attending the World Cup?