April 23, 2022

THIS IS THE KIND OF MUSIC YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO AT WORK

….Now they’ve always said….listening to Mozart makes you smarter…..in that case.….I should’ve figured out what the hell.….E equals MC2 means by now…..anyway,…..Classical Music…..if your work involves numbers or attention to detail……Pop Music…..if your work involves data entry or working to deadlines……Ambient Music…..if your work involves solving equations…..Dance Music…..if your work involves proof-reading and problem solving……ok,…..but what if you’re a chicken plucker?

PRINTER TURNS PHOTOS INTO 3-D OBJECTS SO BLIND PEOPLE CAN HOLD ONTO TREASURED MEMORIES…..Now “THAT” was worth making…..a company called Pirate 3D aims to address this idea with their “Touchable Memories” experiment…..they explored the power of recreating photos for the blind with a 3-D printer….extruding them into plastic so they could have a tangible means to relive treasured memories.

WRECK OF GERMAN-U BOAT FOUND OFF NORTH CAROLINA COAST….Well that’s pretty close.

PORSCHE-OWING RICH TEEN SELLS SCARVES ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD FOR GAS MONEY…..Fool you better sell that car…..and get a bus pass.

ROMAN GLADIATORS WERE VEGETARIANS SCIENTISTS SAY……WHO………CARES!!!!

WENDY DAVIS (TEXAS SENATOR RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR) ACCUSES RIVAL OF OPPOSING INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE, EXCEPT THAT HE IS IN AN INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE…..And someone’s gonna vote for this stupid woman.

GINSENG – WHAT IS GINSENG?……Don’t know?…..it’s eleven different species of short, growing perennial plants with fleshy roots…..(grasses cousin)…..it’s believed to restore and enhance normal-wellbeing..…(normal?)……has been taken to aid a number of medical conditions….. “BUT”…..there remains little scientific research to back up how effective it is…..well,……back to beer!

REPUBLICAN: “IF A WOMAN HAS A RIGHT TO AN ABORTION, A MAN SHOULD HAVE A RIGHT TO FORCE HIMSELF ON A WOMAN…..Really people…..are these the type of people we need to run for office?….this idiot is (or was) a state representative of Maine…..Lawrence Lockman…..I wonder if his wife is included in his statement.

IT’S OK TO TELL THE POLICE TO “F..K OFF”…..Ok,…..but I wouldn’t recommend doing that.

HOW GOOD ARE YOUR ACTING SKILLS?….After 58 years of playing the same role…..I’d say pretty good.

WHY WE SHOULD CARE VERY DEEPLY ABOUT RENEE ZELLWEGER…..Why should we care at all?….so the woman decided to change her face….and that’s a big deal why?….she could look like a Cabbage Patch Doll for all I care…..NEXT!

WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO BE SHOT?…..I don’t know…..and I don’t want to know.

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