…And the reason is….Allan Law delivers food and goods to people in need in Minneapolis, Minnesota….he’s known as the “Sandwich Man”…and has made it his life mission to help the homeless and less fortunate since retiring from teaching 16 years ago…..he has gone on to deliver thousands of sandwiches and tons of food….while raising much needed awareness to the plight of those that he meets on the streets…he doesn’t do it alone…civic, church and business groups distribute donations and meals…he has some much food stored in his home inside the 17 freezers…and is always asking people to lend him any spare room they may have inside their homes…great guy!
POMPEII’S VICTIMS HAD GREAT TEETH, RESEARCHERS SAY…..Right….as if Mount Vesuvius gave a shit….NEXT!
BOMB SQUAD CALLED IN AFTER MOTHER FINDS HER FLOWER VASE WAS AN UNEXPLODED WWII SHELL….Talk about luck…Kathryn Rawlins found it buried in a field where she had been playing when she was 15 years old….and used it as a flower vase for 30 years…..she found out what it was while watching a documentary featuring World War One bombs….so she called the cops…bomb experts came….took the explosive out….gave it back to her….and she put her flowers back in it.
GIRL SNEEZES 12,000 TIMES A DAY….Poor baby….she started sneezing incessantly about a month ago…and it hasn’t stopped….she sneezes up to twenty times a minute…she can no longer attend school or play her clarinet in the school band….yeah, that would be a big problem…she’s constantly in pain with her abdomen, her legs are hurting because she’s weak and can barely eat.
FRENCH REBEL OVER MUSIC LANGUAGE QUOTAS….Ok this is stupid….pop music radio stations staged a protest to boycott a 30-year-old quota system that requires them to make sure that 40% of the songs they play are in French….so what most of them did was play the same French song over and over…and now the Gov is penalizing them for doing that…hey, some countries are serious about keeping their culture alive….sorry but that’s not going to work….since most of the music you hear on the airwaves…..is in English!
WHERE GAY PRIESTS ARE SENT TO BE “CURED”….A gray stone wall on the edge of the northern town called Trento…hides a former convent where gay priests were once sent to be cured of their homosexual tendencies….this place was set up by Father Paolo Ventirini in 1928….to help those who suffered from any number of maladies from depression and addiction to pedophilic urges….and sometimes thing don’t go as they should…in 1983 an elderly priest named Armando Bison…was killed during which two men drove a wooden crucifix into his skull.
WIFE FILMS HUSBAND CHEATING WITH THE MAID, MIGHT GO TO JAIL FOR RELEASING THE VIDEO….Now how F….UP is that?….but then again…it did happen in Saudi Arabia….where as far as rights for women goess….you have a right to do not a damn thing…..they also have a strict law which forbids people using photography or video to defame another individual….and it is strictly enforced….it was her husband cheating on her…come on man….and men having affairs with their maids is a big problem….and it’s considered a sign of….bad morals.
12-YEAR-OLD BLACK STUDENT SUSPENDED FOR STARING AT A WHITE GIRL….Lord have mercy….I’m leaving this planet tomorrow!….you have got to be kidding me….she felt intimidated, felt fearful and felt threaten….this happened at Saint Gabriel Consolidated School in Glendale, CA…..his parents took the suspension case to court and lost….and the school says the discipline is consistent with the school handbook…..and the same girl poured milk on someone’s lunch….and nothing happened to her….no discipline by the school….the school’s reaction… “Judge Patrick Dinkelacker listened to the plaintiff’s arguments and rejected them and dismissed the complaint against the school. We aren’t going to comment any further on particular issues concerning our students.” …..that is so Emmett Till.
BEN CARSON SAYS HOLOCAUST WOULD HAVE BEEN GREATLY DIMINISHED IF JEWS HAD GUNS…..Bennie…Bennie…Bennie….I don’t know what to say to this…so I’ll quote me wife…. “YEAH;….RIGHT!”….and he’s saying Hitler would not have been able to pursue his goals if German citizens had been armed in Nazi Germany….it’s obvious someone didn’t pay attention in History 101….because there are a couple of reason he came to power 1)….blame the art school in Switzerland….because if they’d thought his crappy artwork was good enough for admission to their school WWII would’ve never happened…2) in 1919 after WWI Germany was in bad shape…and then there was the fail coup attempt by the Nazi Party in Munich…known as the Beer Hall Putch..were Hitler was arrested and charged with treason…and during his trial….that gave him a platform to publicize his nationalist sentiment to the nation…and it worked….and while he was in prison he had a chance to write his best-selling book called Mein Kampf…..which sold better than any Stephen King novel….when he was released, most of the country was behind him…..Bennie says,… “The likelihood of Hitler being able to accomplish his goals would have been greatly diminished if the people had been armed”…. 3) and Bennie….those who went against the Nazi Party wound up either six-feet under the ground…or in concentration camps…..and not only Jewish citizens were in the camps….German citizens who disagreed with the Nazi Party were sent to camps….the disabled…homosexual….other citizens from different countries were sent to the camps….and black people were sent there…..so your theory about guns….would not have made a difference!…and for you to say something so absurd is beyond me….because if you had lived in Germany during those times….Hitler would have had you sterilized…..because he set up a program to sterilize all black men living in Germany….so that they could not impregnate German woman and pollute the Aryan Race….and then he would’ve sent your ass to the camps!….no wonder an Ivy League professor called you “Coon of the Year.”