(American journalist interviewing The Beatles)
JOURNALIST: They think your haircuts are un-American
JOHN LENNON: Well, it was very observant of them because we aren’t American, actually
TOURIST: Why is Munich spelled “München on signs in Germany?
GERMAN: How come the Americans don’t spell their country as “Vereinigte Staaten”….or the British spell their country as “Vereinigtes Königreich”….strange huh?…..at least the Canadians got it mostly right with “Kanada”…..but what is up with the “C?”
ROD STEWART…..fears “We’re too late” to stop global warming
AMERICAN: Why does he care?….he’s not a US citizen….he’s not effected
(A map showing the most hated countries)
AMERICAN: Would love to see some of these countries try to fuck with the US
EUROPEAN: You’re certainly not helping America’s image with that statement
EUROPEAN: European colonial history in six words…. “Is that yours?…….it’s mine now”
AMERICAN: Americans would never do this…..we save nations….not destroy them
AMERICAN: It’s called soccer…..you Commie divas
EUROPEAN: It’s called football…..is the #1 sport on Earth…..and is played globally by people of “EVERY” culture…..stick to Nascar and inbreeding
AMERICAN: Why do Brits speak English…..an American language……rather than speaking some European language?
AMERICAN: White American men are terrorists?…..who was the first country on planet earth to ban slavery?……that’s right, America…..and who fought and died to do that?……right, white American men
EUROPEAN: You are wrong…..Portugal 1761…..Great Britain 1772…..Denmark 1788…..France 1848…..Haiti 1794…..Spain 1824…..Chile 1825…..Mexico 1829…..British Empire 1833…..South Africa 1834…..Netherlands 1863…..The United States 1865…..Cuba 1886…..Brazil 1888…..not even in the top ten
AMERICAN: Do people outside of the US celebrate the American Independence Day (4th of July)?…..why or why not?
EUROPEAN: Why would they?
EUROPEAN: Do you guys in America celebrate Red October revolution?
AMERICAN: No, what’s that?
AMERICAN: Wait; is there another city called Rome that doesn’t exist in Georgia USA?…..I was watching Fox News…..and they mentioned Rome in Italy?…..I am confused…..is there a Rome in Italy?
AMERICAN: Not having true freedom…..can’t even buy a gun in Europe…..also no luxury cars and mansions……Europoor is a 3rd world country compared to America
AMERICAN: He’s the president (Trump)…..like him or not
EUROPEAN: He’s not my president
AMERICAN: HE IS!!!!
EUROPEAN: No, he literally isn’t my president…..I’m Norwegian
AMERICAN: Is Mediterranean a slur to Italians?
EUROPEAN: No, it is a sea