.…The average life expectancy of a man was 47 years, the average worker made 200 to 400 dollars a year, 90% of all doctors had no college education, marijuana, heroin and morphine were available in drugstores, most women only washed their hair once a month, the speed Limit was 10 mph, Canada passed a law prohibiting poor people from entering their country for any reason and 2 out of every 10 adults couldn’t read or write.
WOMAN DONATES KIDNEY TO AILING BOSS AND IS PROMPTLY FIRED….Oh I would pick up a butter knife and go get my kidney.
WOMAN FORCED TO WAIT EIGHT YEARS TO RETRIEVE DIAMOND EARRING SWALLOWED BY CHICKEN….That bird would’ve been in the oven in two minutes.
MOM BUSTED FOR BREASTFEEDING ON MOPED….Only in China!
WIFE BOILS HUSBAND IN PRESSURE COOKER….Only in China….again.
CANNIBAL LEADER HACKED TO DEATH BY VILLAGERS….I guess they were still hungry.
MAN FINDS NAKED STRANGER COOKING IN HIS KITCHEN…As long as he cleans up after he finishes eating…and fix me a plate.
OTTAWA POLICE OFFICER SHOOTS HERSELF IN THE LEG, POLICE LOOK FOR SUSPECTS….Only in Canada.
OTTAWA POLICE OFFICER SHOOTS HERSELF IN THE LEG, POLICE LOOK FOR SUSPECTS….Only in Canada.
AN IDIOT IS A PERSON WITH A MENTAL AGE BELOW 3 WHILE A MORON IS A PERSON WITH A MENTAL AGE BETWEEN 7 AND 12….Well what’s an asshole?
WOMAN ATTENDING ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS STABS FELLOW CLASSMATE…..Well that didn’t work out too well now did it?
FATAL FAMILIAL INSOMNIA….Is a disease where you eventually stop sleeping and die….there is no cure.
FRANO SELAK…..Survived a train derailing into a river, a bus crashing and falling into another river, falling out a plane who’s doors had blown off and survived by landing on a haystack, got hit by a bus, survived a car explosion twice and was then lucky enough to win the lottery…..I’m taking this guy to Vegas!
THERE IS POOP ON THE MOON….My question is this….who left it there?
FACT: GAY VICTIMS OF THE HOLOCAUST, WHO WORE THE PINK TRIANGLE, WERE NOT SEEN AS VICTIMS BY BRITISH
HIGH SCHOOL SPELLS OWN NAME WRONG ON YEARBOOK….They graduated a bunch of dummies.
FERAL PIG STEALS BEER, PICKS FIGHT WITH A COW…..Come on people, picture this with me…..the cow had to look at the pig and say…..”Really?”
HOW FUNNY IS THIS….In the 1500’s women in France could charge their husbands with impotence….then he would have to go to court, get a boner and prove in front of everyone that he wasn’t…and if he couldn’t then the Court would demand that he have sex with his wife in front of everybody….as if that’s gonna help his chances.