May 16, 2022

THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

……Man I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time…..I thought I was listening to a Saturday Night Live show……Trump was acting like a child…..seriously.….”I didn’t say that..…no I didn’t.….that’s not true”…..and sniffing like crazy..….now I don’t want to start anything but…..the only people I know who would “SNIFF” that much..…were some old coke-heads I used to know during the 80’s club days …..and he interrupted her over 30 times when she was speaking…..and he never answered the “tax question”.….and let us know he dodges paying taxes…..because he’s smart ……during the entire debate all he did was go around in circles and never truly answered any questions……and Clinton was a “politician”…..who came prepared…..and lied…..and that was even more scarier….the “fear factor” was in full effect…..and Trump was pushing it…..face the facts people.….were screwed…..and the entire world knows it.….and they are laughing at us…..just take the time to read a few of the global responses about the debate…..but the highlight of the debate..…was when Hillary told Trump..… “Well Donald, I know you live in your own reality”……I had to get paper towels and wipe up the beer that came out of my mouth…..because that was true…..and funny!……you should watch Trevor Noah on Comedy Central….and anyone who would still vote for Trump…..and I’m not saying Hillary is better..…you people are so lost…..because he’s an ass!…..you can’t run a country like it’s some kind of business corporation…..and all he did.…was talk about himself…..and repeat himself.….all the damn time…..and lie.….first he said the death toll in Chicago was over a 1,000 people dead…..later during the debate it went up to 3,000…..and the national debt was over 23 trillion dollars…..then it went down to 20 trillion….he got 32 facts wrong……told a lie every 2.8 minutes……said he won the CBS News post-debate poll…..which CBS said doesn’t exist……and he couldn’t think of anything intelligent to say so he attacked Rosie O’Donnell?…….really??…….how anyone would want this guy to lead our country is way beyond my understanding…..and after the debate……the Republicans went into hiding…..no one wanted to answer any reporter’s questions..….and Lester Holt had no control over this one…..I give Hillary the win on this one because I agree with one analysis.….Hillary was prepared..…and Trump was…..Trump!

5 CANCER CAUSING CHILDREN’S SNACKS MADE FROM PETROLEUM…..Pop Tarts….have been linked to sugar addiction, diabetes and liver problems….M&M’s…..can trigger the development of malignant tumors, increase hyperactivity and brain tumors….Fruit Snacks (Gummy candy)….the food color is Red 3 or erythosine which is bad for your skin….Cheetos…..the coloring is made from Yellow 6, which is derived from petroleum as is the cheese flavoring which includes methyl benzoate and ethyl methylphenidate…..Teddy Grahamas….the bear cookies are laced with TBHQ which has been proven to cause stomach cancer in lab rats, fragment DNA and damage the human lung and umbilical cells….in children it can cause anxiety, restlessness and intensify the symptoms of ADHD.

WOMAN STOPPED AT AIRPORT SECURITY CARRYING HER HUSBAND’S INTESTINES…..Did you ask yourself….where is the rest of him?……a woman coming from Morocco…..was stopped at airport security carrying two containers filled with her husband’s inner gizzards…..she came to the country to get them tested because she thought her man might have been poisoned..….a doctor on the scene told her it would be hard to test them……without the entire body being present….and just in case you’re wondering…..it’s not against the law to travel with your partner’s guts inside a suitcase.

HOUSTON GUNMAN WITH NAZI EMBLEM INJURES 9 BEFORE BEING KILLED BY POLICE…..And no one is talking about this.….and no one is calling him a terrorist…..I wonder why..…and no one is talking about the black officer who shot the man in Charlotte, N.C…..but the white officer from Tulsa is plastered all over the news……I wonder why!

WHEN TOM HANKS RUNS INTO YOUR WEDDING PHOTOS….Tom is so cool….he was jogging in Central Park.….ran across a couple taking their wedding photos…..and stopped to congratulate them…..and took a few photos with them.….that’s the second time he’s done that..…when he was in Rome, Italy shooting a film…..he did the same thing.

TEEN SUSPENDED FOR TAKING PICTURE OF SCHOOL’S DIRTY WATER….Ugh.….you should see how brown it is…..Hazel Juco was in the bathroom at John Glenn High School in Westland, Michigan…..turned on the water to wash her hands…..and this nasty colored water came out..…so she took a picture of it with her phone…..aired the issue in her class paper and posted a photo on Twitter…..and was suspended for three day from school…..the reason was….. “inappropriate use of electronics in the restroom”…..when her friends heard about this..…they too started posting their own bathroom pictures……the school superintendent said the problem with the water turned out to be corroding pipes and should’ve been reported by the adults…..she also said….. “The punishment is inappropriate. I am going to make sure the out of school suspension is expunged from the student’s record.”

ELON MUSK: FIRST HUMANS WHO JOURNEY TO MARS MUST BE PREPARED TO DIE…..Oh yeah,…..that makes me wanna sign up for the trip.

PRESIDENTAL DEBATE FOLLOW-UP…..Now there are those who are saying the moderator didn’t ask Hillary this and Trump did that and blah, blah, blah…..face it…..it was a comedy of errors.….so if you want an honest and equal debate the next time…..let Samuel L. Jackson be the moderator…..because I would love to see Trump disrespect and talk to him…..like he talked to Lester Holt…..Samuel would probably tell Trump… “Motherf…shut up – I ain’t talking to you”…..and you Trump fans……always remember what Socrates said..…. “When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.”

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