December 12, 2021

THE ONE THING PEOPLE LIVING ABROAD HATE IS

….That early morning telephone call from home….because nine times out of ten….it ain’t good….living across the pond can be a….you know what word I want to use….anyway,….my brother Doc gave me one….yesterday at 4:08 am….and I knew why he called…I didn’t want to deal with it…so I let it ring…and stayed awake….because I knew my friend, my running partner, my Boy!….had left us…..there were five of us….five crazy, fun loving, really didn’t give a…and we were all brothers…oh yeah, we got mad at each other…but we always had each other’s back….and a lot of you know and knew us…. because we played sports together, partied together, went to school together…..and dated….and in time…one went to Bucknell University….another to Howard University….law enforcement….professional boxing….me?….I did whatever the hell I wanted to do….but no matter what…we kept in touch….we visited each other….and while we were together…we would act just plain stupid and laugh the night away…whether it was the Wall St. attic…or the East 18th St. basement…jazz clubs….Frisbee in Central Park….or road trips to Boston….we were family…..and as time continued on….we had families….and we still kept in touch….Doc always knew when I was back home because it would snow….and the next move was….get on the phone….grab some Beck’s Beer…hook-up and catch-up….it’s a shame sometimes…you can’t control time….because there are memories…..memories you want to touch again….feel again…and enjoy…but at least I have memories…..so Carl “Louie” Martin….2001 was the last time we were all together….but at least we were together….we love you….and I’ll see you when I see you….unless you see me first….and make sure Mandrill or Tower of Power or Fania All-Stars is banging on the stereo….and I’ll bring the Beck’s Beer!

AL SHARPTON’S DAUGHTER SUES CITY FOR $5 MILLION AFTER SPRAINING HER ANKLE….She busted her butt…and sprang her ankle….oh, my bad…she was severely injured, bruised and wounded….even though…as you read this….she is “CURRENTLY” on vacation in Bali…and “CLAIMS” she still suffers and will continue to suffer for some time physical pain and bodily injuries…now “BEFORE” she busted her butt….people posted stuff on social media….of pictures of her in high heels, fancy dresses and climbing a ladder to decorate a Christmas tree.

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…                                                                             Anti-gay protesters unwittingly directing people to hardcore gay porn site
Florida woman goes for the high score, robs 3 banks in one afternoon between 3:20 and 3:45, is arrested at 4pm
Man sneezes out dart stuck up his nose for 44 years
Swedish underwater “gay sailor” to scare off Russian submarine
Mourners follow wrong hearse for nine miles
Brazil’s $900 million World Cup stadium is now being used as a parking lot
Woman living in a tent on her property receives eviction notice
Tourist keep baring their butts at sacred temple
Woman plane passenger tried to join the “mile-high club” after downing 14 shots of whiskey
North Korean Defense Minister executed for napping, killed by antiaircraft fire
Police issue warning: “Don’t chase bears while drunk”
CEO of a Chinese company treats 6,400 employees to French holiday

WHY DO MEN EXIST….And I know a few people have asked that same question….so, let’s talk about that…now, according to the “Edjamacated idiots”…the existence of men has long puzzles scientist…well did it puzzle anyone…before scientists?…..sorry…anyway,…. “THEY” say;….sexual reproduction is inefficient and costly….yet, the majority of multicellular species opt for this method to keep their genes going….oh, it gets better…trust me,….now researchers from the University of East Anglia….which is located in the UAE…believe they may have finally cracked it….suggesting that the evolutionary force known as… “Sexual Selection”….plays a key role in improving population health and protecting us against extinction…and this was published in Nature…and it says they studied flour beetles…to understand why most multi-cellular organisms rely on sex to reproduce….they really need to get out of the lab more often….and get drunk….flour beetles?…they studies 50 generations of beetles…over a 10 year period…to try and understand… “WHY” I exist…you could’ve save the money and called my Mom.

NURSE STUDENT SUES UNIVERSITY AFTER FAILING EXAM TWICE….Now first,….I put her in the stupid world….but the more I think about this….she needs an upgrade…she took the test twice…and I’m assuming here….the reason is….she didn’t learn everything she needed to know the first time….so,….and I know…you know…where I’m going with this…anyway,…so girlfriend…decided to take it again…and hoping she’ll pass it this time….well, guess what?….yep….didn’t study enough again….and bombed….so now she’s gonna get all huffy pants….and sue Misericordia University (where the F..is Misericordia U – the name alone would make me not wanna go there)…because “SHE” failed the test…. “AGAIN”….trust me, you do not want this woman looking at your medical chart….because she is too stupid…..to realize… “SHE’S STUPID!”

WEAPON OF MASS INSTRUCTION: ARTIST CREATES A TANK THAT DELIVERS BOOKS…My man….Raul Lemesoff…from Buenos Aires, Argentina…is on a mission to battle ignorance and spread knowledge…he drives through the city…hands out books to the young and old…and demands only one thing…that they promise to read what he gives them…he designed the tank where it can carry up to 900 books.

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