…..As I knelt and prayed to the mystic Gods from the realm of…. “Ack-a-locka-u-sucka”…..would grant me my wish…..that the truth shall be revealed to the world….as always….every year….and when I awoke to a glorious sunny day….I sat and watched my prophecy come true….yes, they still suck…..
COWBOYS/EAGLES…..Everyone knew what was going to be the outcome from the giddy-up….as long as Massa Jones is still crackin’dat whip…..nothing is going to change…..well, except the fact that the idiot got rid of one of the best defensive players in the game….but hey, that’s Massa…..anyway, #33…..Williams…..y’all better keep an eye on that dude….he’s going to get better…..and Cee Dee Lamb…..y’all gonna wind-up killing that poor man…..those 4 drops in the 4th quarter….1)….that was an oops….and part Dak’s fault….2)….I think that was the one where he realized….if I catch this ball, I’m going to be lit-up….he had two defenders circling him….and one that would’ve launched like a hypersonic missile…..Lamb did “CEE” the situation…..and chose to live and die another day….3)……he was punched in the face…..and 4)…..he blew that one…..did anyone notice….the entire 1st half….not one pass was thrown to A.J. Brown…..Lamb is the only thing Dallas has….and #33….and “NO” that was not a personal foul in the end zone…..that was a good hit…..now, the Eagles…..the commentators were saying junk like….. “The defense is the same as last year”…..thanks for pointing out the obvious ..…dumbass…..doesn’t matter, both teams were hitting in that game…..and Barkley….he hasn’t lost a step…..he gained another one……and yeah, Jalen Hurts hit’em with…a dagger downfield.…..and I jumped with glee to see once again….the unknown cosmic energy…..does not lie and reveal the early and only true prophecy for the world to know…..that they….. “Still suck”…..……and thus, I faced another trying test the next morning…..The “Cheats” were to make an appearance amongst thee and thou…..and for me to ask the Gods from the realm of “Ack-a-locka-u-sucka” to grant me such another request…..I must make a much greater sacrifice to secure their trust…..I pondered such an enigma for hours and ….. I decided what I shall offer them…..something wonderful…..none can resist such a great and grand noble offering of….. “The Chicken called Fried” …..in hoping that would be enough for them to grant me such a small request…..and behold people….
CHARGERS/CHIEFS……Man, I’m telling ya…..them “Ack-a-locka-u-sucka” Gods ain’t no joke…..they showed the entire world exactly what to do…..and how to beat the Kansas City “Cheats” …do exactly what Philly did during the Super Bowl…..all game…..rush Patrick Mahomes all game…..get him off his game….all game…..…..hit him more….all game…..and his game is gone…..he’ll get lucky…..he will but….hit him….…take the 15 yard penalty…..and then take the next one…..sooner or later you won’t have to hit him….he’ll think you will…..and I would truly like to welcome back my favorite O-lineman…..the one and only….and you will definitely hear his name called during the game…..#74….Mr. Jawaan Taylor……he picked up right where he left off last year…. “False start #74……holding #74…..false start #74……holding #74……I’ve been a Justin Herbert fan from day one…..even when he started with the Chargers and they sucked…..and he still put up record numbers….so yeah, I’m a fan……except when he plays Raider Nation……now, the rest of week 1…….later.
FRANCE MAKES A MOVE……The country stopped renewing work visas….for Israeli Airline….El Al flight security staff in Paris…..Israel recently recalled some of their Embassy staff in Greece….do to the protests happening and felt their staff was in danger.
DC RESIDENTS NOTICED SOMETHING…..I wasn’t worried because I knew this was going to happen….. “STUPID’s” federal agents are too scared….to go near the dangerous DC neighborhoods……the National Guard ain’t going in some ‘hoods…..they were snatching people from all over LA….but I didn’t hear one report….of them going into Compton…..or East LA…..and you want to send them into Chicago…..and Oakland…..in what world?…..they still haven’t learned anything from Vietnam…..and now you want to try urban warfare?…..that drone shit is not going to work on someone willing to fight…..start with Louisiana…..you know, the “RED STATE” with the highest crime rate…..man, people are going to drop…..and most of them won’t be DC residents……the truth is……he wants a conflict with Black people….but we’re not falling for the bait……and that’s probably why he keeps escalating…..hoping to get a violent response…..by deploying troops in cities whit high Black populations…..but Black people know White people….better than White people know Black people…..check this out…..
EUROPE…..Is the only continent where you could eat breakfast in France….have lunch in Belgium….sip coffee or smoke a doobie in the Netherlands…..and still make it to Germany in time……for dinner….all without boarding a plane……and you may still wonder why I love living across the pond.
HEY,….Remember Ms. Jelena Ostapenko…..the female tennis player who want on a racist triage…..after getting her butt handed to her by Taylor Townsend?…..yeah, the Latvian linguistic specialists…..well, Ms. Naomi Osaka said screw this….since she’s had to deal with racist attitudes….and demanded the Internation Tennis Federation intervene and immediately sanction…..after she insulted, humiliated and racially attacked Ms. Taylor…..by saying….. “This is a White man’s sport”…..Arthur Ashe might beg to differ but……moving on….and the fans joined in…..and the ITF officially responded…..by imposing an unprecedented sanction on Jelena in tennis history…..they smacked her with….the sum of $520,000 dollars….and has forbidden her to compete for two months….after they listened and heard her say the White man sports thing.
THERE’S A VIDEO OUT…..Bootsy Collins in full funk force…..of him performing “Stretching Out”……live……nasty!