….And leave it to the French….to piss off the Brits….before the battle of Agincourt…in 1415….remember?….anyway,….since the Frogs knew they were going to kick their asses…they came up with the idea…to cut off the middle finger of every captured British soldier….that way, they wouldn’t be able to shoot the Longbow….remember the long bow and arrows they were tagging Mel with in Braveheart ?….yeah those,…..anyway,….the French got their butts handed to them…and the Brits would walk among the captured prisoners….give them the middle finger and say,… “See, we can still pluck yew!”…and since the word “Pluck” was kind of hard to say back in the day…it has gradually changed to a….labiodentalfricative (I have no idea what the hell that word means)…”F.”…and the “F” word is often used with the one-finger-salute…..and now days…you can see how many people in the world….use the British way to salute!
PARENTS OF FIVE-MONTH-OLD TWINS WIN OVER FELLOW PASSENGERS AHEAD OF TORTUOUS FLIGHT WITH ADORABLE CARE PACKAGES….This is so cute….Alia and Chris McCants were traveling back to New York from Detroit after attending a funeral….and anyone who has traveled with young newborns know…air travel can really be a trip…rather than simply allowing the passengers around them to be inundated with noise from their kids…they handed them a bag that had a lovely note, ear plugs and array of candy…which included Twizzlers, Tootsie Rolls and a Hershey’s Kiss…the note from the twins read… “This is our second flight ever. We came to Michigan to bury our Pop, Marcus Belgrave and we’d like to apologize in advance if we get scared or our ears hurt on the plane on the way home. Our parents hope we sleep the whole way…..to make sure you’re happy too, please accept this bag as a token of our appreciation for your patience.”….their grandfather Marcus Belgrave….was a world famous trumpeter….who played with Ray Charles and Aretha Franklin.
BROTHERS MOW LAWN TO KEEP WOMAN OUT OF JAIL….The municipal party of Riesel, Texas….needs to be slapped up-side it’s head…the woman is 75-years-old….and just because her grass was too high….you issued a warrant for her arrest?… “YO!”…..she’s 75!…thank goodness for good parenting…..the Reynolds boys saw her story on the news…even though they didn’t know her…they wanted to help her….because she needed help…so they loaded up the lawn mowers….and did a good deed….nice family!
HOMELESS PEOPLE SHARE ONE “VERY” SURPRISING THING ABOUT THEMSELVES….Whomever put this project together laid out a very strong message….they had a person write on a piece of cardboard box….something about themselves….and photographed them….here are some of our citizens living on the streets…. “I speak 4 languages….I was a personal trainer….I’ve built robots…..I was on the Buffalo Bills practice squad from 1998-2000…..I lost everything starting over….Epileptic seizures for 10 yrs – and still fighting….I was born deaf….I have Huntington’s but I don’t let it get me down….I have a degree in Biology from West Virginia University….I’m recovering from open heart surgery….I was a figure skater….I once had a scholarship to play baseball…me and my son escaped domestic violence….I went to modeling school….I am a computer geek…I have stage 4 lung cancer….I surrendered my kids to save them from homelessness….I am homeless and I “DO” have a job.”….every morning, I wake-up….and thank “Whomever” for letting me wake-up on this side of the grass….because in a matter of seconds….your life can change!”
WHITE SUPREMACIST ACCUSED OF SELLING CANNABIS TO INDIGENOUS PEOPLE….This fool is going to sell pot….to the Indians?….that don’t make no damn sense….Indigenous Peoples constitute about 5% of the world’s population….yet account for about 15% of the world’s poor….there are about 370 million people in the world…belonging to 5,000 different groups…in 90 different countries worldwide….and about 70% live in Asia….now “THAT’S” a lot of cousins….actually, there’s no universally accepted definition for “Indigenous”….but there are characteristics which tend to be common among them….in Bolivia and Guatemala they make up more than half the population…have their own language…which is a choice of 4,000 different ones….the Inuit of the Arctic, Native Americans, hunter-gatherers in the Amazon, traditional pastoralists like the Maasai in East Africa and tribal people in the Philippines are all considered…Indigenous….and the Corporations are still trying to take their land…for the oil, mining, dam building, logging and argo-industrial projects.
BIGAMIST IS CAUGHT OUT AFTER HIS FIRST WIFE DISCOVERS FACEBOOK PHOTOS OF HIM MARRYING HIS SECRET MISTRESS – ON THE SAME MEXICAN BEACH WHERE THEY HAD THEIR HONEYMOON….Oh this fool has a lot of nerve…I’m telling everyone your name….Adrian Linham….after being with #2…for three years…he proposed and married her….at the same spot he married #1…..#1 found out when her mother-in-law mentioned the word divorce…she did some digging and found his new wedding pics from #2 online….she has a kid from this idiot…and he has 2 from someone else…and #2 has 2…because she was knocked-up by someone else….and the fool used the same best man at both weddings….and he didn’t know what the hell was going on….so far he’s been on lock-down for the past 18 weeks….and #2…is standing by her man!….and he was only living 16 miles away from #1…..this dog of a man….actually tricked #1 into redecorating #2’s house..he asked her to paint #2’s bedroom and #2’s kid’s bedrooms and told her it was his bosses house…and had #1 help set up a party he was throwing for #2.
TOUGHENING STANCE TOWARDS MIGRANTS, ISRAEL PUSHES AFRICANS TO LEAVE….Now don’t get me wrong….I’m not picking on Israel…I want to talk about this big exodus for Africa….Europe can’t deal with them….parts of Asia can’t…Australia has had enough of it…America is taking in a dribble of people…even though I have never had to deal with a situation like that…and wanting a better life is a human right…but they need to understand….the better life they want…might not be found in the country they want to live in….because…people in that country…want a better life….Italy, Dominican Republic, Germany, England, Spain, France….they can’t…because they have other things to deal with….and the one continent which could solve their problems….is the one continent they are escaping from…and for centuries…that continent still can’t agree on a damn thing.