……When it comes to sports….that is a debatable title….because a lot of y’all just throw it around….and name the G.O.A.T. according to the sport….Bill Russell…..then Michael Jordan…..Babe Ruth…..then Hank Aaron…..Michael Schumacher…..now Louis Hamilton…..Walter Payton…..and now Tom Brady…..see what I’m talking about?…..for me,….if you’re a G.O.A.T…..you need to do something incredible….set records which will take decades to beat….like Bob Beamon…..the Olympic long jumper….at the 1968 Olympics…..now “THAT” was a G.O.A.T. leap…..everyone listed above…..trust me, someone’s gonna come along and “un-G.O.A.T.” you…..and I think a long jumper finally broke Beamon’s record recently….that’s like a 50-year record…..at this particular time in life.…for me……there is only one athlete….. because it’s going to be awhile before these records are broken…..therefore, I would like to introduce you to my……
G.O.A.-TESS…..Serena Jameka Williams….23 Grand Slams….ranked #1in singles on eight separate occasions between 2002 and 2017…on her sixth occasion she held the ranking for 186 consecutive weeks…..she’s been ranked #1 for a total of 319 weeks….she holds the most Grand Slams titles in singles, doubles and mixed doubles combined among active player…..she’s held all four Grand Slam singles titles simultaneously (2002-3 and 2014-15)….while playing on hard court, clay and grass….13 Grand Slam singles titles on hard court…..won the Australian Open 7 times…..and the U.S. Open 6 times….she holds the record for the most women’s singles matches won at the majors with 359 matches…..and the most singles majors won since turning 30-years-old….10…she’s won 14 Grand Slam doubles titles with her sister Venus….and the pair are unbeaten in the Grand Slam doubles finals…..so, you want to know who “THE SPORTS” G.O,A.T. truly is…..she is….the woman won a tournament while playing pregnant…..let me see Tom Brady top that shit!
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAID TO MYSELF….Self,…..this beautiful day feels like a John Coltrane/Mile Davis morning…..so I plugged in my hard drive…..went to my John Coltrane section…..and then opened my Miles Davis section and said to myself….Self,….there is no way you are listing to all their recordings today…..because my Miles sections has….The Very Best of the Warner Bros. Sessions……Bitches Brew….In a Silent Way….Amandela…..Kind of Blue….Spain….and a folder which has over 101 albums Miles played on…..then I went to Trane and realized….I’m not listening to all of his recordings today either….Both Directions at Once – The Lost Album…..Ascension…..The Prestige Recordings….Giant Steps….a 10 CD box set….A Love Supreme….Interstellar Space….Live in Paris (1965)…..Lush Life….Meditations…..Music for Lovers….My Favorite Things….Newport…..Sax Impressions…..Soultrane…..Standards….Stockholm 1960 with Miles Davis…..John Coltrane with T. Monk…..The Cats with Kenny Burrell…..The Stardust Sessions….Trane’s Blues and The Very Best….and I didn’t even bother to open my four folders of Miles and Trane together….nope, I didn’t do it because if I had…..I knew my day was over….so I brewed some coffee…..made some breakfast….twisted up a blunt…..and listened to the Edgar Winter Group’s…..Frankenstein instead…..and decided to do Trane and Miles on a shitty weather day…..oh, one more thing…. “DO NOT” hit a few bowls with a bong….and listen to Sun Ra….because you just might stay in that “PLACE” he calls…. “SPACE.”…..anyway,…..
THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT THE PANDEMIC GONE AND EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL…..Here is America’s normal so far….there were at least….9 shooting across the U.S. this weekend…..an off-duty police officer terrorized a family displaying a BLM flag…..the police drove him home without arresting him…..a gunman opened fire at a family birthday party and killed six people…..a shooting at a Hyatt Regency Hotel left one person dead and seven injured…..three people were shot dead in a townhouse outside of Baltimore….194 mass shootings so far this year…..hundreds of bodies of CVID-19 victims are still in New York refrigerated trucks for more than a year into the pandemic (that’s America getting back to not giving a shit)…..NYC Times Square shooting leaves two women and a 4-year-old wounded….and of course the sixth-grade child who took a gun to her elementary school and shot a few people….a child!…..and…..
SOMEONE ASKED A VERY INTERESTING QUESTION THE OTHER DAY…. “Why isn’t Trump in jail?”…..and another person was wondering what…..
KIM KARDASHIAN…..Got her father on Mother’s day.
OK, HERE WE GO….Let me introduce you to Alberto….who is a bricklayer from Baja California, Mexico…..now Alberto has the hots for Pamela…so hot….dude dug a tunnel from his house….to her house….I don’t know what Pamela has……but she’s got something…..anyway,…now,….according to the Tijuana media….Alberto and Pamela were busy slammin’ in the bed….when all of a sudden…..Pamela’s husband Jorge walked in and busted them….sorry, forgot to tell ya Pamela was married…..anyway,….it turns out, my man Jorge left work early and when he came home….he surprised them in the act….no shit!…..anyway,…my man Alberto tried to hide under the bed when Jorge started looking for his ass….and Jorge looked under the bed for him….but he was gone….but…he found the tunnel…..and yeah he walked through it and found out it lead to Alberto’s crib….now check this out….when Jorge found Alberto’s cheating ass sitting on his sofa…..Al said;…. “Please don’t make any noise….because my wife is sleep in the other room.”…ain’t that a bitch!
DID YOU KNOW…..In 1811….Chang and Eng Bunker….the world’s original Siamese twins were born in Siam…..now Thailand….they married two sisters….and fathered 21 children between them….before their deaths on January 17, 1874.