October 18, 2023

THE CONTINENTAL

…..That’s the new John Wick spinoff….and yeah….a lot of people die….the choreographed fight scenes….are classic Wick style…..the cinematography is beautiful, it’s only three episodes and it is worth the watch….now, that being said….the best part of the show…..is the soundtrack…….. Jingo, Soul Sacrifice and Samba Pa Ti by Santana…..Chicken Strut by The Meters….Crimson and Clover by Tommy James…..La Grange by ZZ Top…..If You Leave me Now by Chicago…..Roundabout by Yes….The Boss and Get Up Offa That Thing by James Brown….Children of the Grave by Black Sabbath……Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) by Terry Reid……Bach-Cello Suite no. 1 in G major…..Homicide by 999…..Magic Man and Barracuda by Heart…..Welcome to the Machine by Pink Floyd….Funky Nassau by The Beginning of the End…..A Sweet Little Bullet From a Pretty Blue Gun by Tom Waits……Take The Long Way Home……Supertramp…..Right Place Wrong Time by Dr. John…..Hip Hug Her by Booker T. & The M.G’s……Popcorn by Hot Butter….One by Three Dog Night…..What A Difference A day Makes by Dinah Washington…..Baba O’Riley by The Who…..and my favorite…..Sometime You Feel Like A Nut…..from the Mounds and Almond Joy candy bars commercial……I found most of them and added them to my phone….at least watch the show for that….and one more thing about the show……how can someone be able to still find work in Hollywood….after being accused of making antisemitic statements….drunk and disorderly conduct involving the police……taped racist radio interviews…..and people are still mad a Will Smith….now….

MAN TERRIFIED OF WOMEN HAS BEEN LIVING IN ISOLATION FOR 55 YEARS….Man, women scare the crap out of this guy…..this 71-year-old man lives in an isolated house…..surrounded by a 15-foot fence for over a half a century…..Callitxe Nazamwita was 16-years-old when he decided he had a fear of women and it was too much to bear…..because he couldn’t stand being around members of the opposite sex….let alone talk to them….and he hasn’t stepped outside of his property since…..instead of shunning him….the women of his community have always looked after him…..throwing food and clothing over his locked yard…..he never opens his doors to them….but he uses the gifts they give him…..although he was never diagnosed…..it’s believed that he’s suffering from gynophobia….a morbid and irrational fear of women…..you think?

MAN ATTACKED BY GRIZZLY BEAR IN MONTANT TO RETURN HOME AFTER LOSING HIS LOWER JAW SAYS, HE’S READY FOR ROUND TWO….I got my money on the bear…..taking him out before round 3.

HARD WORKING EMPLOYEE REWARDED WITH “A DINNER FOR TWO” BY HER COMPANY RECEIVES A BOX OF MAC-N-CHEESE AND JUICE BOXES…..I’m sorry….but that’s funny.

LET ME GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT…..I don’t care about Will Smith….and Jada Pinkett’s personal shit…..I give a damn about Taylor Swift and her Kansas City Chief’s boyfriend…..

BLACK MILLIONAIRE ACCUSES LONDON BAR OF RACISM AFTER BEING DENIED ENTRY…..Celebrity jeweller…..Lamar Berko said he and eight of his friends….were turned away….from 100 Wardour Street in Soho…..just wanted you to know the address….just in case your skin color is….the wrong skin color…..the doorman blocked them form coming in because he said….. “There were “TOO MANY” of them”…..but he had no problem waving multiple White people through the door….just goes to show you….if you’re Black….and you have a ton of money…..live in the best neighbourhood…..drive fancy cars, private plane, yacht…..sold millions of records…..won the top awards…..it doesn’t matter…..because to some people…..you’re still a…..!

TOM BRADY MAKES A BOLD PREDICTION ABOUT THE FUTURE OF THE NFL…..And this will probably be the first…..and last time I ever agree with this man….. “Football is a physical sport….there’s a physical element to all of this…..you throw a 15-yard flag for something that you know….20 years ago maybe wouldn’t have been a flag…..that affects the game in a big way…..there’s so many people that want it less physical….it’s more like flag football….which is  going to be in the Olympics in 2028…..maybe football goes to flag football over a period of time.”…..and it’s not like the man is lying…..because the defense cannot hit offensive players anymore…..without a zebra throwing a yellow rag on the field for…..pass interference, chop-block, offsides, roughing the passer, illegal formation, hands to the face, tackling below the knees, offensive pass interference, unnecessary roughness, and a shit load of personal fouls……and the reason Tom’s prediction may come true is because…..no one is allowed to play……like Raider Nation did during the 60’s and 70’s….and “THAT’S” the reason you have all those yellow rags dropping on the playing field today.

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