…..Word on the street is…..Hungarian countess Elizabeth Báthory (1560-1614)…..was either a murderous maniac…..or a pawn incriminated by family and foes…..to get control of her cash…..they say she killed more than 600 young women inside her castle…..she would bathe in their virgin blood….hoping it would give her eternal youth…..this rumor is so crazy…..films, plays, operas, TV show and even video games had been made because of her…..but researchers are questioning all of this hearsay…..but if you happen to be hanging out in Hungary…..stop in Nyírbátor…..I did a show there…..cute city…..and it’s like 170 miles east of Budapest…..and stop by the Báthory Castle and Wax Museum…..which displays effigies of her and her relatives…..the museum occupies the renovated castle…..where in 1560…..she was born into a wealthy dynasty that controlled Transylvania…..which is now a region in Romania…..now that’s interesting…..maybe she’s a cousin of…..Vlad the Impaler…..who was known to be called…..Dracula…..it’s a blood thang!……and just for your amusement…..I’m gonna keep getting weirder…..
A GERMAN WEREWOLF’S CONFESSIONS HORRIFIED 1500’s EUROPE…..This is a great one…..on October 31st 1589…..of all days…..a large crowd gather in the German city of Bedburg…..to witness an execution…..Peter Stump a 50-year-old farmer confessed to making a pact with the devil…..he wasn’t seeking riches or all that other stuff…..he only wanted to be a werewolf…..I guess Satan said cool….because Peter killed 16 people….13 were children…..his own son was one of them…..I guess he loved his son so much…..he ate his brain……and when the town law enforcement finally got tired of his Lon Chaney Jr. impersonation….and caught his ass……they made sure during his execution…..he would suffer one of the most brutal ones on record…..dude was strapped to a wheel and skinned alive…..all his bones were broken….he was decapitated and then his body was burned at the stake….and as a warning to others…..who might think turning into a werewolf might be a great idea…..his head was impaled on a post…..in the center of the village.
A COMEDIAN INTERRUPTS HERSCHEL WALKER’S CAMPAIGN EVENT TO HAND HIM CONDOMS…..Don’t know the guy.….but I like the guy…..and knowing Herschel…..he’ll probably blow them up and us them as balloons for his next birthday party.
STEVEN BANNON SENTENCED TO 4 MONTHS IN PRISON…..A man who helped spread lies and hatred across America…..and man who advised that piece of butt-waste material who thought he could be a leader for the American people…..a man who laughed at the Constitution…..only receives 4 months in prison……privilege card to the max…..so let me tell you a story…..about a young black woman…..who registered her son in a school…..and used her sister’s address to do it…..so that he may receive a better education…..and received 5 years in prison for it…..and then there was the actress who bribed a university so her stupid kid could attend the school…..and received a few months in prison….if you can’t see what’s wrong with the picture…..then hold on to your privilege card…..and use it when it’s convenient for you.
SITTING NEXT TO NICOLE….While she was scrolling through her phone…..I heard one guy say this about the world today…… “Everything is awful”……moving right along…..
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
Ex-daycare workers who scared toddlers with Scream mask now face child abuse charges
A woman was charged with assault after allegedly releasing a swarm of bees on deputies
Flesh-eating bacteria cases are rising in Florida after hurricane Ian
A Texas man was charged with murder in the fatal shooting of a 21-year-old woman who beat him in a basketball game
A video showed a man setting fire to a restaurant for getting his food order wrong
Missouri police chief was charged with drug trafficking after an overdose death at his home
Larry the Cat has outlasted four United Kingdom Prime Ministers
PFIZER PLANS TO SELL COVID VACCINES AT $110 TO $130 PER DOSE IN AMERICA…..Damn….they can’t addict people to Oxy anymore….so now big pharma is going to rip you off with COVID shots?…..I just received a letter for the Bundesministerium für Gesundheit…..that’s the German Health people……saying if I want a fourth shot…..because of my age group…..I can have one…..for free…..and another reason not to move back home…..because I have healthcare!……even though the article said……people with Medicare or private health insurance would most likely pay only a fraction of that cost…..or nothing at all…..Pfizer said the price takes into account the “value” of the vaccine…..as well as the cost it takes to make it…..greed explained in a most simple way.