February 18, 2024

THE BEST NATIVE AMERICAN T-SHIRT

….. “Fighting terrorism……since 1492”

GERMAN SCIENTISTS MAKE IT POSSIBLE TO FLY A PLANE WITH YOUR BRAIN…..Now I’m not the smartest potato chip in the bag…..but don’t you do that anyway?

ALEXEI NAVALNY, VOCAL CRITIC OF VLADIMIR PUTIN DIES IN PRISON…..Anyone surprised?……thought so…..there’s something I’ll never understand….when he was in Russia protesting against Putin…..they tried to kill him….he came to Germany, received treatment and recovered…..and then…..he thought it was a great idea….to return to Russia….and face the people who tried to kill him before…..why?….doesn’t matter now because….if at first you don’t succeed….try, try again….and it worked.

NEW YORKERS ARE CALLING IT A “DOUBLE-PUNCH FOR DONALD TRUMP”…..Not only has “STUPID” been hit with a more than….$350 million dollar fine in his civil fraud trial ruling….but now he’s also going to be facing the first….of his four criminal trials in New York….and then there’s his Georgia problems coming up….plus, he’s feeling the pinch of $536.8 million in legal fees…..he even predicts a mass exodus from NY…..over his court loss….the only person leaving NYC is your ass….trust me…..we’re glad you’re Florida’s problem…..this idiot went online…..and something called “New Republic” posted what he said….which was…..for Americans to rise up and fight against this injustice towards him…..and change everything…..to “Make America Great Again”….blah, blah and more blah…..he even let his  droids know of a site….where they could donate cash to him….to fight against the imperialist government……hard up for cash?…..go to the dummies willing to give it to you…..and it still amazes me….that this man is walking the streets….spreading hate and separation…..and not in prison…..privilege card being played to its fullest….make everyone happy….and finally throw his ass in jail.

PANERA CUSTOMER PAYS $8 FOR A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH…..I paid $17 Euro for a hamburger at a pop-up African restaurant in Hamburg….and it was damn good….but I won’t do it again.

AIRLINE WILL NOW WEIGH PASSENGERS AS WELL AS THEIR LUGGAGE….Funny…..this move is coming from Finnish carrier Finnair….they service the United Kingdom with budget flights….and they want to work out the weight of the plane….its interior and the passengers on board….to balance the flight and make it safe for transit….airlines may use average weights provided by aviation authorities….which is 88kg…..or they can collect their own data…..ok, so what happens….when they’ll find out…..my luggage weighs more than me?…..and social media jumped in….some people were left “Horrified” by this announcement….and many argued that it will lead to embarrassment for overweight passengers and described the plan as “Cruel”…..people are deciding not to fly Finnair anytime soon….and others welcomed the plan as…..one way of solving the obesity crisis…..I agree with one person’s response to this idea….. “No airplane has ever crashed because of overweight passengers.”

ISRAELI SNIPERS KILL 21 CIVILIANS OUTSIDE GAZA’S BESIEGED NASSER HOSPITAL….Human Right Groups say repeated attacks on medical facilities, doctors and ambulances….must be investigated for war crimes…..Israeli snipers have killed at least 21 Palestinians….after they open fire on displaced civilians trying to reach Nasser Hospital….in southern Gaza’s Khan Younis….they’re saying snipers had surrounded the hospital….and were shooting at every moving object…..the area around the hospital is very dangerous and it has turned into a war zone….attack drones also targeted a group of young people who gathered on the roof of the hospital….trying to get signals from the internet on their mobile phones….so they could communicate with family members….the Israeli army said it encircled the area….and ramped up its offensive….from the air, land and sea…..the IDF has destroyed or heavily damaged dozens of medical facilities…..across the Gaza Strip since the start of the war on October 7th.

ALASKA CONFIRMS FIRST FATAL CASE OF ALASKAPOX….And yes folks….2024 has finally introduced us to our first….WTH is that?….an elderly immunocompromised man from the Kenai peninsula….which is south of Anchorage…..but you already knew that….died while undergoing treatment late January….he was one of seven people who have the infection…..this double stranded DNA virus comes from the same genus as smallpox, monkeypox and….you guessed it….cowpox…..it is most common in small mammals like voles shrews…..not relation to “Taming”….and the fact he was dealing with cancer treatment probably didn’t help against the pox…..anyway,…..the first fatal case took months to diagnose because most of the previously Alaskapox cases only showed mild symptoms….like a rash and swollen lymph nodes….other diagnosed patients did not require treatment…..because they all had healthy immune systems…..but the dead guy didn’t have one….he lived in the woods…..didn’t travel…..they even say he might’ve gotten it from his cat….they tested his cat…..the cat came back clean…..but the disease can spread through contact with animals…..the doctors even tried to blame it on the cats claws…..after a battery of test the docs concluded that dead guy died from the cow one….he was doing good for a minute but then his kidneys and respiratory system kicked the bucket….so if you notice any large red bumps under your armpits…..and your tired and dealing with some pain…..go to your doctor and find out you have the small one…..monkey……or cow.

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