December 21, 2021

THE 10 BEST FUNK ALBUMS TO OWN ON VINYL

…..I don’t know if this person grew up during the 60’s and 70’s…..but he or she doesn’t have a clue….anyway,….here’s the list….Sly & The Family Stone – There’s a Riot Goin´On…..no question about that one….so what about Dance to the Music…Small Talk….The Isley Brothers – 3+3…..come on now…do your homework…..Harvest For The World….Go For Your Guns….Between The Sheets …..Herbie Hancock-Headhunters….now that one made other artist re-think……and let’s not forget  Thrust…..James Brown-The Payback…..yep…no discussion…..and let’s not forget….Say It Loud-I’m Black and I’m Proud….Hot Pants…..Sex Machine…..The Commodores-Machine Gun…..like I said….doesn’t have a clue…what about….Brass Construction….the Ohio Players maybe…..anyway,…..Betty Davis-They Say I’m Different…..the most non-noticed artist…ever!……Parliament: Mothership Connection…. “ANYTHING GEORGE AND P-FUNK PUT OUT IS CLASSIC!”……Earth Wind and Fire-I Am….I am really disappointed that this is the one you picked…..The Need For Love…..Head To The Sky….That’s The Way of the World……Rick James-Street Songs…..Man, it’s Rick….name a song you can’t dance to…..Bustin´ Out of L Seven….Cold Blooded…Prince 1999….1999….1999….really?….IT’S PRINCE YOU IDIOT….everything is great…..like I said before…..this person doesn’t have a clue….how can you not include….Tower of Power-East Bay Grease?

THE BEST THING TO EAT IN EVERY EU COUNTRY….Some of them I’ve had….and some I don’t have a clue about….don’t ask me what it is….do your own research….anyway,….Austria (Wiener Schnitzel)……Belgium (Carbonnades Flamandes)….Bulgaria (Banitsa)…..Croatia (Crni Rizot)….Republic of Cyprus (Halloumi)….Spain (Paella)…Sweden (Köttbullar)….UK (Fish and Chips)…..Latvia (Sklandrausis)…..Lithuania (Saltibarsciai)…. Luxembourg (Quetschentaart)….Malta (Pastizzi) (Saltibarsciai)…..Netherlands (Bitterballen)…..Poland (Pierogis) Portugal (Pastel de Nata)……Romania (Sarmale)….Czech Republic (Vepro-Knedlo-Zelo)…..Denmark (Snobrod)…..Estonia (Kiluvöleib)…..Finland (Poronkäristys) …..France (Steak Tartare)…..Ireland (Black Pudding)…..Italy (Ribollita)…..Germany (.Käse Spätzle)…..Greece (Moussaka)….. Hungary (Kürtoskalács)…..Slovakia(.Halusky)……  Slovenia (Mlinci).

THIS IS WHAT A $250 MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE….This is just out-right stupid….why in the hell would someone buy a $250 mil house?…..and don’t give me that… “Because they can” crap either….well if you haven’t maxed out your credit card and you want to buy it….this is what you get….38,000 square feet inside….17,000 square feet of outdoor decks….12 bedrooms (2 master suites and 10 guest suites)…21 bathrooms….6 bars (one by the pool)….3 kitchens…40 reclining leather seats in a James Bond-themed home theater which comes with a 22-foot screen, 57 speakers, 16 subwoofers and 7,000 movies preloaded in a 4K projector….12 super rare, super expensive cars in the “auto gallery” worth $30 million….100 art installations, including a larger-than-life Leica camera….4 lane bowling alley lounge….2 wine-champagne cellars….2 commercial elevators….270 degree view of the L.A. skyline, mountains and ocean…7 full-time staff members (including a chef, chauffeur and a masseuse-paid for two years)….1 massage room/spa-gym….85-foot infinity pool…a game room with a glass candy wall….and a rooftop helipad…..and there you go folks….for $250….it’s all yours…..NOW….if Nicole and I had $250 million….I think this is what we would do….buy a Triplex apartment in Amsterdam….rent an over expensive apartment in NYC (or maybe Hoboken, New Jersey)…..rent an apartment in San Francisco….rent one in Barcelona, Spain….rent one in Munich, Germany and Hamburg (just in case her parents want to visit the grandkid)…..and definitely buy a villa in Tuscany, Italy….and we would still have some change left over.

RAPE AND DRUG CRIMES ARE ON THE RISE IN ELITE NYC HOTELS…..Wow….between 2011 and 2015 hotel and motel crime grew by 19.3 percent…..citywide crime fell to 6 percent…..we’re talking about places like the Waldorf Astoria….the Essex House and St. Regis….rooms in those joints will run you about $500 big ones a night….in 2015 there were 2,178 hotel crimes reported…..and 56 of those were rape crimes…..in the city rape crimes dropped to 16 percent….hotel drug crimes rose 16 percent…..at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Times Square….six people were busted with a 100 pounds of coke in their suitcases….a dude named James Bennett ripped off Prince Arwa Al Qassimi from Dubai for more than $250,000 of cash and jewelry….and in 2016….the statistic went even higher….and Lisa Linden (whoever the heck she is)…..said… “New York City is the safest big city in America, and our hotels provide safe and enjoyable experiences to the vast majority of guest”…..well I must say it is safer than the days when 42st was the place to buy drugs….and on 8th Ave you can find a really good time for a price….but I’m sure the woman who was shot in the chest while protecting her daughter in the parking lot of the Hampton Inn near Kennedy Airport might have a different opinion.

WOMEN’S MARCH ORGANIZERS PLAN A “DAY WITHOUT WOMEN”……Boy that’s gonna hurt….since there are more women than men living on this rock….they figure….since they filled the streets and cities and towns around the world…they want to find out how the U.S. would cope if they didn’t have women in the workforce for a day….a day hasn’t been set yet….but I’m willing to bet the ranch…that Donnie will have a Twitter field day…..members of the New York Taxi Workers Alliance went on strike because of the travel ban….NYC’s Yemeni-American community shut their food shops in Brooklyn….maybe someone is taking notice as to how well the woman’s strike in Iceland in the 1970’s was an example of how a strike could yield positive results…..and now they’re running the government….because on that day…90 percent of Iceland’s women refused to cook, clean, look after children or go to work….and Iceland’s men couldn’t go it alone….well ladies…..I’m with you on this!….Hillary Clinton said… “I remain convinced that the future is female”….me too…but not with you.

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