March 17, 2022

THANKS FOR THIS ONE NANCY

…. “I am Muslim, register me. I am Mexican, deport me. I am African American, imprison me. I am LGBTQ+, refuse to serve me. I am poor, blame me. I am elderly, privatize me. I am a woman, defund me. I am homeless, ignore me. I am disabled, bully me. I am sick, uninsured me. I am Indigenous, pollute me. I am a veteran, voucher me. I am an American, lie to me.”

EVANGELICAL JERRY FALWELL JR. DEFENDS TRUMP: JESUS NEVER TOLD CESAR HOW TO RUN ROME…..Ok, Jerry Jr…..you just proved to people…..that you’re as dumb as your stupid father.….genetic stupidity is what I’d call it…..Jesus wasn’t around when Cesar was running things.….so it wasn’t possible for JC to send JC a text message and warn him about his boys who were going to turn on him.….and two…..we know how well things turned out for Cesar when he was running things…..because his boys turned on him.….and Trump better hope he doesn’t meet the same fate as Cesar.….because some of his boys are turning on him.

HAVE YOU NOTICED….. Eminem has been criticizing Trump for months and he never responded. It was interesting to see Trump respond to Jay-Z in less than 24-hours.….but don’t worry..…he’s the least racist man you would ever interview…..I agree with what Ice-T said….. “He’s a dumb f..k and he does dumb f..k shit. Go run the country, idiot!”…..oh, and did you also know…..71 cities in American have made feeding the homeless a crime…..oh, forgot this one.….have you seen the video going around where some redneck politician (I think)..…is talking about “different people”…..and he slipped up and wanted to call black people.…. “Slaves”…..or what about this one.….a white tennis player said to a black tennis player..… “At least I know my dad”…..the college wasn’t having that and kicked his ass out..…or what about the Native-American who was told to leave “HIS” country…..this race thing is not going back in Pandora’s box.….it’s out….it’s ugly…..and all-out, I don’t give a damn racism is….back!

I HAVE A QUESTION….With all the DACA stuff going on.…and Trump and his “Hoodies” still wanting to send them someplace they’ve never been……and into a world they know nothing about.…what do you think would happen…..if all the Native-American tribes…..welcomed them all…..to live on their reservations?…..because there wouldn’t be a damn thing he could do about it…..but honestly,…..I would not be surprised if Trump sent in the cavalry….and did another Wounded Knee.

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….

A woman takes her dead fox with her everywhere she goes

38-year-old woman marries a 23-year-old man after allegedly paying his parents $800,000 for their blessing

A leading member of the German Far-Right political party quits after converting to Islam

Spanish police find 8,000 pounds of oranges in a car during a traffic stop

A doughnut-eating champion was arrested for stealing doughnuts

A school showed children porn instead of a Paddington Bear film

A man left dangling in mid-air after bungee jumping from Macau Towers suffers hypothermia

A cop was suspended after eating marijuana edibles while on duty

A lawyer said a hotel valet gave his $300,000 Ferrari to the wrong man

A loaded grenade launcher was left at a Goodwill store in Florida

German police are hunting for the thieves who stole 44 tons of chocolate

An Australian man pretended to be a doctor for seven months just to make friends

A mailman in Italy stashed a half-ton of mail in his garage

A Canadian couple returned from a Caribbean holiday with dozens of worms in their feet

An African healer was arrested for tricking hundreds of women into thinking they were pregnant

TRUMP: DISGRACEFUL THAT A PERSON ILLEGALLY IN OUR COUNTRY KILLED COLTS PLAYER IN A CRASH…..Yes it is…..but everyone knows you don’t give a shit about Baltimore Colts linebacker Edwin Jackson..…who was killed in a suspected drunk driving accident…..and we all know you don’t care about the fact that he was an African-American….but we do know you want to use this tragic accident as a way to promote your anti-immigration rhetoric..…but yo dog….it’s all good…..we all know you will continue to overlook what your brothers in “White Sheets” are doing..…and we all know you will continue to turn a blind eye to the mass shootings your friends and believers have committed…..and the outright racism they continue to spread around the country…..thanks to you…..it’s just a matter of time Donnie…..so while you can…..you and your rich friends keep driving the country into the ground.….but remember…..payback and karma are a bitch.

MASSIVE CRAYFISH THAT DIDN’T EXIST 25 YEARS AGO ARE CAPABLE OF CLONING THEMSELVES – AND IT’S TERRIFYING.….Oh great,….not only do we have to worry about roaches, viruses and other weird shit coming up…..from down under.….and I’m not talking about Australians…..I’m talking about all the holes popping up around the world…..aka..…Siberia…..now.….we have to worry about a lobster’s…..cousin.….or a shrimp’s……cousin….who scientist say.….is a roaches…..cousin…..but anyway,…..they’re taking over Europe..…and the European Union shut down their transport, production and releasing of these weird mutants.….here’s the weird part.….female crayfish didn’t exist 25 years ago..…and now they number in the millions.….and scientists found out.….this particular type of mutation…..allows the female to reproduce.….without a partner.….you know things are really bad.….when female crayfish.….are tired of male bullshit.

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