…..It sounds more like an online course on how to be a first-class Ho!
IN NORTH CAROLINA, WOMEN CAN’T WITHDRAW CONSENT AFTER SEX BEGINS…..Well what if it sucks?….or if it’s forced upon you?….. because some people “DO” get a tad ruff….and the definition of “NO…and… “STOP” hasn’t changed since I’ve been on the planet…..a state lawmaker is sponsoring legislation that would upend a decades-old state Supreme Court ruling that determined it can’t be rape if a woman offers her consent before penetration happens….no matter what her choice may be after that….Sen. Jeff Jackson (D-Mecklenburg) is the sponsor of Senate Bill 553…..which states that a person who continues to engage in intercourse after consent is withdrawn….can be charged with rape….this bill only applies to vaginal intercourse…..so let’s see where this goes.
MAN THREATENS TO SHOOT OFF HIS OWN PENIS DURING A FIGHT…..I swear before everything and everyone….I would’ve dared him to do it.
MOST OF AMERICA’S TERRORISTS ARE WHITE, NOT MUSLIM….No joke….Right-Wing terror is real….and it’s a serious problem…..The National Institute’s Investigative Fund and The Center for Investigative Reporting…..noticed…..201 terrorist incidents on U.S. soil….the group tracked 201 terrorist incidents on U.S. soil from January 2008 to the end of 2016…and proved 115 cases were carried out by right-wing extremists groups….compared to 63 cases carried out by Islamist extremists….left-wing extremists…which include eco-terrorists and animal rights militants were comparatively rare….with 19 incidents….and get this….the number of radical anti-government militia groups increased from 150 to 1,274 during the years of the Obama presidency…the majority of them feel like this… “There’s a generalized feeling that this is not the country my Christian white forefathers built. We’ve got to take this country back.”…..tell you what….why don’t all of you go back to the countries…..your forefathers came from…..and if you tell me to go back to Africa….I’m gonna say… “F..k you….I didn’t ask to come to what’s called America in the first place.”
NATIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER SAYS HE AND TEAMMATES DEEMED “TOO URBAN” TO ENTER UNITED KINGDOM NIGHTCLUB…..Now what does that even mean?…..Mark Ingram who plays for the New Orleans Saints….and a few of his partners decided to pop over to Jolly Old England and hangout….so the five of them first had dinner in an upscale restaurant…and the headed towards a nightclub called….Cirque le Soir…where he even had a reservation…but as soon as they walked up to the door…they were turned away…because they looked “Too Urban”….seriously….what in the hell does that mean?…so Mark went to Tweetin´…..and then the club posted something which said…. “Race did not play a factor in the group’s dismissal”….and said Mark and he friends did not adhere to the door policy…which discourages “male-heavy entourages”…..now what in the hell does “THAT” mean?
MARRIED LIFE…..THIS IS WHEN YOU KNOW YOU FOUND THE RIGHT PERSON…. Marriage is alright if you like someone coming home and telling you about their day in the middle of a movie……Wife: (Trying to open a can of tuna) “Our can opener is broken. Husband: So it’s a can’t opener?….Wife: I can’t believe I married you”……Don’t marry someone before you see them step on a Lego……Married almost 20-years, my advice to dating couples is to ask this important question. What are your feelings on air conditioning in May?…. Husband: You want me to go grocery shopping?… Wife: No. All you do is text me questions the whole time. I’ll do it….Husbanding level….Expert!….. Husband: Honey, it’s really muggy outside…..Wife: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn I’m leaving you…..Couples have an amount they can spend without discussing it with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife’s is around $643.27. Apparently… Wife: Sorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband…. Married Sexting: I’m not wearing any underwear…because you never put the laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 flipping times…..My husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually opening a Kit Kat I didn’t wanna share…..When my wife falls asleep in a public place, I shake her a little and yell, “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME!” People always clap when she wakes up…..Marriage shouldn’t require work. It should be effortless like writing a novel or breakdancing….. Husband: I’m thinking of getting laser eye surgery….. Wife: Ok, you do know you won’t be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes though….. Husband: Fuck that then…..Let’s get married so we can argue about whether or not to throw away a 13-year-old plate…..Marry your true love so you can always wake up together and say “Breath the other way.”
SCIENTISTS HAVE DEVELOPED AI THAT CAN READ YOUR MIND AND PREDICT YOUR THOUGHTS…..A team of scientists from Carnegie Mellon University have developed an Artificial Intelligence that can actually do that….their new software guesses what’s going on in the human mind….by using data gathered from brain scans via MRI to predict human thoughts by seeing how the pattern of brain activity that produces them, and then detect the information in reverse…..man forget that idea….I already have my own AI at home who can do that…..she’s called….my wife!