…..Please tell me the website I found this on…..posted a joke?…..according the Onion site…..Texas Gov. Greg Abbott signed into law banning it….. “I’m proud to sign this bill into law today making all consensual sexual acts punishable by a minimum of 10 years in prison”……and he was applauded by religious and other right-wing interest groups for standing up for traditional family values….. “Consensual sex has always been immoral, and now it’s finally illegal too”…..and get this…… “ANY PERSON” who sets up two friends on a date who then go on to have a consensual sexual relationship…..will also be held responsible and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law……so religious people…..I have a question for ya….was God and Mary considered consensual?……because they weren’t married?…..and the Supreme Court had issued a ruling declining to block the new law…..if this law existed back in the day…..man, I would be serving quadruple life sentences.
ATLANTA FALCON WIDE RECEIVER CALVIN RIDLEY BET ON MORE NFL GAMES THAN INITIALLY REVEALED…..He bet more than $3,900 on six separate games….one was on his own team.….and they won that game.….if you find the article you realized…..the dude wasn’t that good when it came to betting on games…..and now he’s suspended for 17 games…..the NFL needs to seriously work on their suspension thing…..Ray Rice beat the shit out of his fiancé…..2 games…..Greg Hardy beat the shit out of his girlfriend…..4 games…..Adrian Peterson beat the shit out of his kid.….6 games…..Ezekiel Elliot slapped a woman…..6 games……Jeff Gladney was found not guilty for beating the shit out of his girlfriend……Colin Kaepernick points out racial injustice in America…..banned from the league…..one more thing….Bobby Wagner…..a linebacker for the Seattle Seahawks said the team didn’t tell him they were going to release him from the team…..I don’t care.….I hope Raider Nation takes him.
SCHOOL FIRES ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL FOR READING “I NEED A NEW BUTT” TO CHILDREN…..I put this in the Off To The World of the Stupid a few days ago…..and it is stupid…..now, Toby Price thought fun books could help encourage a love of reading in children.….and if you’re a parent you could have a problem with the title…..but I read the book and it’s cute……he was doing a zoom reading for more than 200 children from Gary Road Elementary school district near Jackson, Mississippi….and Superintendent Delesicia Martin said in her termination letter…..that the reading caused “unnecessary embarrassment or disparagement and displayed a lack of professionalism and impaired judgement on the assistant principal’s part, violating the state’s code of ethics for educators”…..she basically took issue with the book’s reference to farting and its depictions of butts…..the author…..Dawn McMillan is an author from New Zealand and has several follow-up books…..such as…. “I Broke my Butt”…..which shows a child setting off to find a new butt.….and PEN America…..a literary nonprofit organization that advocates for freedom of expression replied to his firing….. “Certainly the book in question is meant to be humorous for a young audience and fellow educators might reasonably question if it was the optimal choice for this particular occasion…..but in positioning the act of reading a book as a violation of ethics…..the district is implying that any educator could be terminated under similar circumstances…..whenever an anonymous source feels a book read to students is “inappropriate” for any reason……such a precedent could be readily abused and enforced with unbridled discretion to censor the reading of books in schools”…..Google the book…..have the nice lady read it to you…..and tell me what you think.
THERE IS SOME SERIOUS CRAZY UKRAINE/RUSSIA NEWS OUT THERE….Russia is now claiming the US trained birds to deliver Ukrainian bioweapons….Ukrainian soldiers play checkers.….with Molotov cocktails……Putin is blaming NATO for his war…..Russia is the most sanctioned country on earth…..Trump refuses to condemn Putin…..Anonymous releases 364,000 files about Russia’s censorship of the invasion…..a Russian pilot tells passengers the war in the Ukraine is a crime…..Putin’s war in the Ukraine is going so bad he’s firing generals…..the Russian Embassy in Ireland released a statement claiming information of the bombing of a Ukrainian maternity hospital was a carefully staged hoax……Volodymyr Zelensky says 600 Russian troops surrendered in one day…..thousands of Russians scramble to leave Thailand due to the sanctions on their country…..and more are leaving the country.
HEY EVERYONE…….I HAVE A QUESTION!
You know the song by Hall and Oates called “I Can’t Go For That?” Ok he says….. “I’ll do anything that you want me to, but I can’t go for that!” Well, my question is…. WHAT WAS…. “THAT??“
THIS WOMAN’S SECRET TO TURNING 102?……Jägerbombs…..tequila…..and pizza…..don’t know about you…..but I’m definitely hanging out with her in da club!
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
A man killed his 73-year-old lover in Hawaii and covered his body with concrete in a bathtub
A Las Vegas police officer is accused of robbing casinos with his department issued gun
Judge James Linn who sentenced Jussie Smollett to 150 days in jail was never elected by the public
A New York drug dealer was bust with 1,000 pain pills inside a dog toy
The Saudi regime executed 81 men in one single day
A woman said she pushed so hard during childbirth that her eye popped out
Stripping for Chippendale’s is the No.1 place to meet women
A Florida man broke into a woman’s apartment and killed her bird
A suspect in a gruesome killing brought a leg wrapped in plastic into a 99-cent store