I MAKE A TO DO LIST…..I just can’t figure out….who’s going to do it

WHEN A CLOWN….moves into a palace…..he doesn’t become a king….the palace becomes a circus

THE PARADISE…of the rich….is made out of the hell…..of the poor

I CAN’T EXPLAIN…..my music type….it’s just every song…..except the ones I don’t like

FOUR YEARS…..of hard work restored the world’s respect…..only five weeks to lose it

SOME OF YOU….never heard your dad’s belt…..slide out of 6 loops….in 2.2 seconds…..and it really shows

I’M STILL WAITING…..for someone to explain to me how anyone can possibly…..believe that a guy who isn’t allowed….to run a business in New York…..is the best one to run the country

SURE….eggs are now $15 a dozen….and planes are literally falling out of the sky…..but at least he renamed…..The Gulf of Mexico

HUMANS DOING….the hard jobs on minimum wage…..while the robots write poetry and paint….is not the future I wanted

SOMETIMES….I feel discriminated against…..but it does not make me angry…..it merely astonishes me…..how can anyone deny themselves the pleasure of my company?….it is beyond me….(Zora Neale Hurston)

I NEED TO GET MY LIFE TOGETHER….but I’m kind of waiting to see….if the world is going to end….before I put any real effort in

I’M SO GLAD…..I learned about parallelograms in High School…..instead of how to do my taxes…..it comes in so handy….during parallelogram season

WE LIVE….in a world that enjoys Black culture….but dislikes Black people

WHOEVER….put good and morning together…..deserves a good slap in the face

MEAT EATERS…..are better hosts….because they care about providing vegetarian options to their guests….but the same hospitality is not extended by vegetarians…..to serve meat options

BREAKING NEWS…..Canada has renamed the Great Lakes….. “Stay on your side” lakes

I’M TRYING NOT….to use the “F-word” so much….but it’s proving to be….so hucking fard

I DON’T UNDERSTAND….how people get eaten by sharks…..I mean, how do you not hear the music?

IT’S WILD TO ME…..that “TENNIS”….has the kind of technology to rule a ball in or out…..but a multi-billion dollar company like the NFL….still relies on old dudes…..carrying 2 sticks and a chain…..to blow calls and ruin games in 2024-25

IF YOU WALK….by my house and you hear me yelling…..it’s not yelling….I call it motivational speaking….for people who don’t want to listen

YOUNGER PEOPLE IN THEIR 20’s…..think that their lives suck now….buckle buttercup….it hasn’t even began yet

I HAD A DATE LAST NIGHT….it was perfect….I think I’ll try a grape

FIRST RULE OF CLEANING….while listen to music….the toilet brush is never the microphone….NEVER!

EARTH HAS SURVIVED….five mass extinctions….humans are working on the sixth

IF I HAD….spoken to my parents the way kids do nowadays…..I wouldn’t be here to post this

AND MY FAVORITE……

EGGS AND COFFEE around 20% more expensive…..airplanes crashing…..mass layoffs….tariffs…..data breaches….shutting down energy projects….letting food and medicine rot….either they are really shitty at helping you….or you are “NOT” the one they want to help