…..THUG….yep, that one only applies to one particular race of people….GRANDFATHER CLAUSE….that was used to purposefully disenfranchise black voters during the Civil War….GYPSY or “GYP”…..is a racial slur referring to the Roma people (and they catch hell from everyone)……NO CAN DO…I didn’t know this one…”no can do” came from westerners mocking Chinese immigrants….SOLD DOWN THE RIVER….came from Louisville, Kentucky….when the enslaved were traded in one of the largest slave markets of the 19th century….WELFARE QUEEN….made popular by Ronald Reagan during his 1976 campaign….he painted a picture of a Cadillac-driving welfare-queen…..SHUCK AND JIVE….is rooted in the language of slavery….the modern usage of this phrase refers to pandering, selling out or instances in which black people go along with racist white people’s wishes….LONG TIME NO SEE…first became popular as a way to make fun of Native Americans…..THE PEANUT GALLERY…originally this term referred to the balconies in segregated theaters where black people were forced to sit…..UPPITY….was a word used by racist old white Southerners to refer to any black person who looks them in the eye….or slaves who did not fall in line, or acted as if they didn’t know their place.
I LOVE THIS….. “Marijuana moms are bad moms” says the wine sipping Xanax popping soccer mom.
ALABAMA CONGRESSMAN QUOTES ANTI-SEMITIC HITLER PASSAGE ON HOUSE FLOOR TO ATTACK THE DEMOCRATICS….Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.) only mentioned parts of a quote from Adolf Hitler’s autobiography, Mein Kampf….…..written below is what he didn’t mention….
“But it remained for the Jews, with their unqualified capacity for falsehood, and their fighting comrades, the Marxists, to impute responsibility for the downfall precisely to the man who alone had shown a superhuman will and energy in his effort to prevent the catastrophe which he had foreseen and to save the nation from that hour of complete overthrow and shame. By placing responsibility for the loss of the world war on the shoulders of Ludendorff they took away the weapon of moral right from the only adversary dangerous enough to be likely to succeed in bringing the betrayers of the Fatherland to Justice.
All this was inspired by the principle — which is quite true within itself — that in the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods.
It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation.”…..yep, as far as I can tell….our government is fine….no racial divide….nationalism isn’t alive in well…..yeah, right…..Brooks was nice enough to add this at the end of his speech…. “America can either learn from history or be doomed to repeat it.”…..my obvious stupid question (for some people) is….which part of history are we doomed to repeat?
YOUNG MAN CONFRONTS VEHICLE FULL OF RUSSIAN SOLDIERS DURING ROAD RAGE INCIDENT….There are times in your life….when you need to shut the hell up….watch the video….dude hops out of his car ready to talk shit…..to the person he has a problem with in the car he cut off….he walked up to the window…..screaming…..the window rolls down….and he sees a soldier dressed to the hilt….and pointing a gun at him…..it was one of those “What, motherfucker?” situations….my man kindly turned around and walked back to his car and drove off….a same situation happened to me in Roma, Italy…..riding with a friend….stuck in a traffic jam….the car in front rolls back and hits my friend’s car….he jumps out and starts screaming at the driver in front of us….little did he notice….the car next to us had guys holding machine guns….one of them looked at me and my hands went up in the air….I tried to let them know…. “We’re good….don’t worry…..we’re good”….if you’ve never had a gun pointed at you…..let me tell you one thing…..that is some real scary shit.
WOMAN JUMPS INTO POLAR BEAR ENCLOSURE…..Like I said to our nephew….Moe III when he turned me on to this article: “Why watch TV, when reality is so much more entertaining?”…..now, a woman who was visiting a zoo in Berlin, Germany…..decided to..…for reason I can’t even comprehend (maybe she came up with an idea to do an Esther Williams synchronized swimming thing with the polar bears for the Germany’s Got Talent show but the polar bears probably thought a re-make of Jaws was a better idea)…..jump into an area where they keep polar bears….as soon as she hit the water…..those four bears started chomping on her dumbass….they went to work….took chunks out of her arms and legs….tossed her around….and what does the zoo do?….they issued rifles to marksmen to take the animals out….wanna know what the police said about this strange incident?…. “The woman proved to be careless by jumping into the enclosure.”…..you think so?
PSST….Here’s a secret….if you really want to get on someone’s nerves….or piss off your co-worker……husbands, wives, partners included….best friends also…..definitely and ex is included….creep up next to their ear.…find the most obnoxious tone….one your parents might’ve bopped you upside your head….and scream ….“BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANNANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANNANANANANANANANANANANA.”…..sorry, coffee’s ready…..I’m good now.