……A class of kindergartners…..accidentally drank tequila…..during snack time at a Michigan school…..a student brought in Jose Cuervo’s ready-to-drink margaritas……and the children thought it was juice.
TRICK DADDY CLARIFIES HIS BEYONCÉ “CAN’T SING” REMARKS…..That man doesn’t have to clarify a thing……because I agree with him…..and I’ve been saying it for years…… “she can’t sing.”…..tell ya what…..if you think Trick and I are wrong…..the next time you see Beyoncé…..let me know and I’ll send you the address of a club over here…..and she can go up against my sister Karen…..and if you know Usher…..give him the same address…..and he and I can battle…..because…… “he can’t sing either!”
SCIENTISTS MAKE MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH IN SEARCH FOR ALIENS IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM…..Cool…..give them my number……because I need to get the hell.….off of this rock.
FLORIDA REJECTS 41% OF NEW MATH TEXTBOOKS – CITING CRITICAL RACE THEORY AMOUNG ITS REASONS…..And they’re also banning the teaching of material from the 1619 Project…..man, that state is going to be overly…..pregnant…..and overly stupid…..what does “Critical Race Theory” have to do with math?…..maybe because Carl Friedrich Gauss…..could be connect to the Nazi Party because he was German?….even though he was born in 1777……or because William Playfair was Scottish…..and DeSantis had a problem with the Braveheart film?…..or it could be because Pythagoras and Euclid were Greek?……and it’ll be a bitch for the kids to spell their names?…..if so,……that definitely rules out Grinivasa Ramanujan, Archimedes, Hypatia……and no question Leonhard Euler is out of the picture…..because he was Russian…..people living in Florida….y’all need to move out of that state…..as long as this fool and his friends are calling the shots…..even “STUPID’S” crooked friend…..Roger Stone called DeSantis.….a “piece of shit”….when they were having a meeting at “STUPID’S” place in Florida…..and now a judge struck down the mandatory mask-rule while flying…..leave the state people……before you all die!…..don’t believe me?…..every time you run across one of these stupid ideas in the news…..just look at the people standing behind the ones who came up…..with the stupid ideas…..that’s a hint and a half for ya……leave!!!
SOMEONE WANNA EXPLAIN TO ME…..How in the heck…..is Natalie Portman…..the new Thor…..in the new Thor: Love and Thunder movie coming out in July?…..ok, this new gender thing is a slippery slope…..but come on……Thor?…..so what’s next?……you bring back Odin and Madea gets the role?……that would actually be pretty funny…..just imagine her cussing people out in Asgard…..if I have to go back and watch all of those films again…..because I missed something…..that’s gonna take…..a lot of weed and wine to catch up….so help me out here ok?
BRITTNEY GRINER……Remember her?……the political prisoner being held in a Russian prison?……along with two other Americans……the ones America has forgotten about?……I remember her……but back home hasn’t.
COLIN KAEPERNICK……One man lies……and wins the MVP award…..and all is forgiven…..another points out the racial injustice existing within our country……he steps out of line…..and is banished from the league…..you don’t have to adjust the color on your television to understand what’s happening here…..the color on your TV set is clear…..I can only think of one person who would’ve told everyone who has a problem with Kap playing in the NFL again…..to go…..themselves is…..Al Davis….you know why?…..in 1968.….yeah, ’68…..anyone remember how loving racial relationships were back then?….Al didn’t give a shit and drafted Eldridge Dickey…..out of Tennessee State…..as a “FIRST ROUND” draft pick.….a brother…..and Al had a history of pissing off the NFL back then…..so yeah, he would give Kap a shot and say “KISS IT” to all those who would oppose his decision.….so all of you race haters hating Kap…..screw you…..and Seattle Seahawks…..you need to step up…..because you don’t have a QB…..and if he accomplishes what Muhammad Ali did…..when he was banned from boxing for believing in what he considered…..was the right thing to do..…and come back to championship form…….then so be it…..I hope Kap wins a Super Bowl…..and then he’ll have a chance to tell all those haters to…… “KISS IT!”
STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT……
PRINCE HARRY…..wants to use a mediator……to help mend his…..very, very difficult relationship with William……I really don’t care……
MARIAH CAREY, 53……makes a splash in a glittery purple swimsuit……I really don’t care…..
MOM’S……are having a fashion moment……in their underwear……I really don’t care…..
A DISCONCERTINGLY DISEMBODIED…..robotic mouth sings endless AI-generated self-learning prayers…….I really don’t care……
TIK TOK……told me cavities are contagious…..and now I’m scared to kiss people…..I really don’t care…..
VEGAN BARBECUE……is so much better than you think……I really don’t care……
REPUBLICANS ARE…..The Party of White Supremacy….says Boston University professor…..Ibram X. Kendi……now that I care about……because he’s right
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
A woman learning how to drive at a cemetery crashed into gravestones
A professor wanted to blow up the moon with nukes to improve the weather on Earth
QUESTION?……If Joe Biden is so sleepy and senile…..why are REICH-publicans too…..chickenshit to debate him?……I’ll wait………………………………….