….. “Normal people really scare me”……I told the guy…..me too!
YOUNG, BROKE AND ADVENTUROUS? HERE ARE 20 DESTINATIONS TO TRAVEL TO IN YOUR 20’s……Forget 20’s…..do it now….and I am down with this list…..because I’ve been to a lot of these joints…..Amsterdam…..DOH ……NEXT!…..Berlin….many people don’t know this…..but Berlin is going to take over NYC…..differently……Dubrovnik……beautiful……..Budapest…..way too big to see in four days…..just like Berlin…..Istanbul….we were planning to go but it’s just a tad too crazy right now……London….haven’t been there in years…but I had a great time…..Reykjavik…..now that’s where I really want to go….the music scene is off the charts….Santorini….never a day goes by that Nicole doesn’t tell me she need a V.K. and wants to go there…..Barcelona….on the list…..Hong Kong…..Taiwan was cool for me…..Tokyo….that city is an acid trip….go and enjoy it…..Anuradhapura…..never heard of it until I read the article….Sri Lanka…..Tel Aviv….to tell the truth…I do want to go there….New York…….NEXT!……Las Vegas…..I think that was a 70’s trip (get it?)…….New Orleans….definitely on the list……Rio de Janeiro…..wanted to…but I think I’m gonna pass….Buenos Aires…..same as Rio…S. America needs to figure out something…..Montreal…another 70’s trip…..Melbourne…..NO QUESTION!!!!!…..one day we’re coming Sue…Joe….Ronnie…..the kids!
NOW THERE’S MOTORIZED LUGGAGE YOU CAN RIDE AROUND THE AIRPORT….Wonderful.….now not only do I have to navigate around tour groups, people with kids they can’t control..…and people who have no idea where the hell they are supposed to go.….I have to worry about tourist and other idiots riding a suitcase around the airport?……SERIOUSLY?……I can’t wait to see a bunch of Brits with these…..it’ll turn into Rugby on scooters…..I might miss a flight to watch……anyway,…..Modobag describes it as the world’s only motorized, smart and connected carry-on…..and you can sit your tired butt on it and ride to your next gate…..and it can hit 8 miles an hour…..come on..…you know it’s gonna be great watching a few people wipe out……anyway,……it has GPRS-GSM tracking and LED lights…..and they say losing your luggage is a thing of the past…..sure buddy…..and.….it has dual USB ports..…so you can stay connected on the move…..definitely…..wipe outs are gonna be so cool…..anyway,……and….it’s FAA, TSA, UN and IATA approved…..yea!…..seriously…..the wipe outs are gonna be so cool.
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION, CLEVELAND, OHIO…..Dante’s Inferno….don’t have shit on this convention…..WTF…..was that?….as a matter of fact….they added new levels to Dante’s nightmare…..75 minutes of what?……total throw-up….and lies…..some of you don’t like him but I like Michael Moore….he has a video on the net…and it’s scary….he thinks Trump will win….and when you listen to him explain why….you just might vote for the other crook…..anyway,…..one of the reasons I decided to spend part of my life taking pictures…..is because of one of my favorite photographers…..Henri Cartier-Bresson….he always said;…. “Look for the decisive moment.”…..the moment where a photo needs no words….the reason I’m saying this is because there was a photographer who was doing exactly that…..looking for “THAT” moment…..and he or she got it…..it’s true that a picture can say a thousand words…..or destroy a life…..and when I saw this picture….it summed up all the madness of last week…..the hate….the anger….the blind leadership…..the bullshit…..I don’t know if this photographer shoots like me…..because my eye never leaves the viewfinder…..and the picture I saw of Laura Ingraham…..who is a conservative radio host….doing the Nazi salute….the entire convention was explained to me in…. “One Decisive Moment.”…..a moment which can be interpreted in different ways…..at least the sex workers reportedly got a boost in business during the convention.
TERRORIST ATTACK IN MUNICH, GERMANY…..I’ve been to the Olympia Einkaufszentrum…..the Mc Donald’s where the guy started shooting…..is right next to where I bought my new microphone….now I really know why parents worry about whether their child or children will walk through the door and say hello…..my oldest son sent me a message….and what I saw on the news….. made my heart skip a beat…..I’m in Hamburg….they are in Munich….and I couldn’t protect them….luckily for me….I installed the most important thing a child should know….. “THINK”…..both of them are safe and inside their apartments……their mom was in an area where she couldn’t leave….but last I heard….she’s safe….this is only the beginning….we don’t know who, what or whom entered Europe…..but it seems like we are going to find out……I truly hate walking down the street….and looking at every person who passes me….and thinking they might be a threat…..the next cities…..I think…….Frankfurt……Berlin….and….Hamburg!…..now they’re down-playing the terror threat….to a lone gunman…..who was an 18-year-old German-Iranian…..nine dead…..several wounded.
ONE OF FASHION’S BIGGEST NAME IS MAKING CUBA’S OLYMPIC UNIFORMS….And they look great…..Ralph Lauren and Nike are doing Team USA…..DSquared2 is doing Canada….Lacoste designed the French….Stella McCartney is doing Great Britian…..and Christian Louboutin did Cuba…..you should look for the picture…their uniforms are really nice.
MUNICH SHOOTER PLANNED ATTACK FOR A YEAR, OFFICIALS SAY…..I don’t know what’s up..…but there have been a few more attacks on people since that shooting…..and they’re saying he got the gun over the internet…..Vice Chancellor Sigmar Gabriel must live in a different universe than the rest of us…..because he asked..… “How can it be that an unstable or possibly even mentally ill 18-year-old comes into possession of a firearm?”…..it’s not that hard if you know where to look…..a Syrian asylum seeker committed suicide by blowing himself up outside a music festival in Ansbach…..where we have a U.S. military base…..another Syrian man armed with a machete killed a woman and injured two more in Reutlingen….. and last Monday, a man armed with an ax attacked people on a train near Würzburg…..2016 has got to be the worst year ever!……just in case you didn’t know….80 people were killed and hundreds injured in an explosion….oh, you didn’t?…..that was in Kabul, Afghanistan…… “Everybody Matters!”