April 24, 2023

SUPREME COURT PROTECTS ACCESS TO ABORTION PILL AS APPEAL PROCEEDS IN LOWER COURT

……..And those Pro-People are losing their collective minds.

HERE’S THE CITY YOUR ZODIAC SIGN WOULD THRIVE IN…..And let’s see what they are…..Aries…..you have Rome, Italy……Taurus……Milan, Italy…..damn, that’s two good ones gone……Gemini…..Berlin, Germany…..not bad…..Cancer…..Sydney, Australia…..Leo…..Cairo, Egypt….not bad…..not bad at all…….I’ll take it…..Virgo…..Amsterdam…..wow…..Libra…..Paris, France…..the city of love…..and protest…..Scorpio……New Orleans…..how fitting……Sagittarius…..Miami…..and you can have it…..Capricorn…..London…..whatever……Aquarius…..NYC…..nice catch……Pisces….Jerusalem…..ok…..let me know how you like your city.

MAN SNAPS AT PARENTS WHEN HE FINDS OUT EX-WIFE MARRIED TO HIS EX-FRIEND WERE INVITED TO A PARTY…..Yeah, that could turn into being…..pretty awkward……and piss me TFO!

WHITE EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN COUPLE GIVES BIRTH TO BLACK TRIPLETS…..And yes…..that’s……awkward….but not really….the couple agreed…..to conceive with two….Black embryos from a sperm bank…..and they had their “life awareness moments”…..look, find the article and read it……and their reason for doing t……look,…I’m going to shut up now…..before I snap.

EGYPTIAN L AWYER SUES NETFLIX FOR DEPICTING CLEOPATRA AS A BLACK WOMAN…..I’ll just assume…..he’s ok with the Elizabeth Taylor version…..man, y’all need to just chill…..ain’t nobody alive on this planet…..knows whether or not…..Cleo was a Sista girl….or Greek…..and WTF really cares?…..and if that pisses of the Egyptian “shark”….yo dog…..let’s debate this……

 THE WORLD’S OLDEST UNIVERSITY…..manuscripts, encyclopedia, human prosthetics….mathematical tools, medical journals…..and the oldest ancient manmade structures are all found in Africa…..African are also the first people to build in stone and to smelt metal…..Africans built the pyramids thousands of years….long before Arabs and Europeans arrived there during the 7th century…..the world’s largest wall is not the Great Wall of China…..it’s actually Africa’s Great Wall of Benin…..in Edo state Nigeria…..it’s four times longer than the Great Wall…..long before Europeans invaded Africa…..it was Africans that civilized Europe…..Africa introduced…..science, writing, mathematics, philosophy…..and even hygiene standards…..including the daily bath…..to Europeans…..these facts are withheld from our whitewashed textbooks…..because they refute the myth…..of European racial superiority over Africans……so, lawyer man…..you have a problem with this?

SPACE FORCE CHIEF SAYS THE U.S. IS FACING A “NEW ERA” OF THREATS BEYONG SPACE…..America will find any excuse…..to feel threatened to the point…..they’re willing…..to try and kill…..just to blow some shit up…..something they don’t even know exist…..talk about paranoia to the ultimate level…..how can we have a threat from beyond space…..when you don’t even know…..WTF is out there?…..did you ever think about the fact….whatever is out there…..and there “IS” something “OUT THERE”…..what if they’re friendly?……they might wanna come in peace…..and y’all ready to do a drive-by.

JUDGE HAS ALLOWED A PREDATOR COP TO AVOID JAIL TIME…..I know you’re not surprised that a police officer…..who repeatedly raped a 14-year-old girl…..walks free.

TEXAS STATE SENATE PASSED SB1515 MANDATING THE TEN COMMANDMENTS BE DISPLAYED IN EVERY PUBLIC-SCHOOL CLASSROOM…..So, did they leave the….. “NOT” in the…. “Thou shall not kill” verse…..or was it CRT’ed?

WORLD’S SEXIEST VOLLEYBALL STAR KAYLA SIMMONS GIVES FANS AN EYEFUL IN LOW-CUT TOP BEFORE GETTING SHITTED ON BY A BIRD…..Hey, I’m with the bird on all this…. “Look at me…..I’m sexy…..I’m an influencer…..I’m important….I know what you need”…… “crap!”…..and yeah, I looked at her photos…..and the article lied…..don’t get me wrong…..she is….a-ight….if you like looking at her photos…..photos that show less of her…..and more of her big……anyway,….but it’s obvious…..they didn’t take the time to look at half of the Brazilian volleyball team…..or the beautiful woman on China’s team…..you can’t forget…..a few more Americans, Sweden, Italy,…..and no question…..the Dutch team….I mean…..how in the hell can they not see that team?…..Kayla is….a-ight…..but y’all need to seriously re-look again……you need help looking…..give me a holla.

5 CHEAP VERSIONS OF EXPENSIVE SKINCARE PRODUCTS THAT WORK JUST AS WELL, ACCORDING TO DERMATOLOGISTS…..I don’t know about the other four…..but you know what the #1 product was?…..I’ll give you a hint…..if you walk into…..let’s say 80-90% of a Black person’s bathroom…..you’ll see a jar of it sitting right there on the shelf.

HOW RUSSIA ACCIDENTALLY BOMBER ITSELF LAST NIGHT…..GPS missing a part?…..late night vodka party in the barracks?……dude got turned around?……yo shit broke?……

GOP LEADER WHO VOTED TO EXPEL “TENNESSEE THREE” RESIGNS FOLLOWING REPORTS OF WORKPLACE HARASSMENT…..Funny……you can dish it out…..but can’t take it…..when it comes back to bite you in your ass……fine, git!…..and go iron your uniform and make sure your hat is correctly pointed…….because I’m sure we’ll see you…..and more of your friends again.

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