LOVE ISLAND STAR…..Cassie Lansdell reveals…..she is now doing “hardcore porn” …..on Onlyfans,,,,,as she shares a racy photo of herself….with band-aids over her nipples…..I really don’t care…..

WOMAN IS FUMING……after her husband books a surprise holiday…..without asking her…..obviously the word “surprise” escapes her…..and I really don’t care…..

PRINCE HARRY AND MEGAN MARKLE….issue a statement over the South Park episode…..I really don’t care…..but I’m gonna watch it…..to see what the fuss is about…..

AMAL CLOONEY…..paired a micro mini dress…..with Spring 2023’s…..biggest shoe trend…..I really don’t care…..because that woman is beautiful…..she could walk down the street dressed in a croissant…..and I would say…… “Damn, she fine!”

ARCHEOLOGISTS…..find oldest Roman sex toy…..I really don’t care…..

DADDY YANKEE….shares unreleased single….. “La Hora Y El Dia”…..I don’t know it….won’t listen to it…..and I really don’t care…..

ARIZONA COURT OF APPEALS….rejects Kari Lake’s election challenge…..I really don’t care….

SCIENTISTS FINALLY…..know what caused the Black Death…..I really don’t care…..

ERYKAH BADU ADDRESSES RUMORS ABOUT HER “MYSTICAL” BEDROOM POWERS…..I really don’t care…..

DAD SAYS HE HAS…..kept the body of a 22-year-old…..by avoiding one food for 30 years…..I really don’t care…..

FAMILY BY THE TON….star looks extremely different….after drastic 500 pound weight loss…..I really don’t care…..

JANE FONDA, 85……admits to accepting a date from…..a 90-year-old because….he offered to pay me quite a bit of money…..you go girl…..but I really don’t care…..

TASMANIAN MAN….builds a village for his 37 guinea pigs…..awwww….that’s so cute…..and I really don’t care….

“WE CANNOT WALK WITH YOU UNLESS YOU REPENT”…..African archbishops…..tell the Church of England…..now “THAT” I care about……

BUS DRIVER…..has knit over 7,000 hats…..for students she drove to school…..throughout the years…..and “THAT” I also care about…..

MILLIONS OF RUSSIANS…..are told to rush to air raid shelters……due to imminent missile attack……after a radio station was hacked…..one…..that’s not funny…..two….people in Russia shouldn’t be subjugated to such worry…..and three…..yeah, “I CARE” about that…..because the Russian people should not have to deal with this.

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……

A woman deliberately plows her car into a restaurant after her biscuits were mistakenly left out of her order

A Japan Airlines passenger was served a single banana for a vegan breakfast on a business class flight

Prince Andrew threatens to take down the Monarchy with a dark “Tell-All” book if King Charles doesn’t reinstate his royal payments

Anti-drag governor tries to explain away a photo of him wearing a cheerleader skirt while wearing a wig

Black former Atlanta fire chief praises God for enslaving Africans and bringing them to America

Tennessee state lawmaker apologizes after proposing “Hanging by a tree” as a form of execution

A couple was abandoned in the waters off of Lanai while snorkeling when the tour group forgot about them

A Peruvian man was found with a centuries-old mummy in his cooler bag, he called the corpse, Juanita “my spiritual girlfriend”

A married woman eloped with another man and her husband retaliated by marrying her lover’s wife