JEFF BOZOS….kicks back on his $65 million dollar private jet with his girlfriend….I really don’t care….
DELL CURRY….says his estranged wife….Sonya cheated on him with a former New England Patriots….I really don’t care…..
BARON TRUMP’S….enrollment in his new school confirms Melania isn’t relocating to NY….just yet…..I really don’t care….
KANYE WEST WANTS TO BE CALLED “YE”….I really don’t F….care!
SOUTH DAKOTA COVID CASES QUINTUPLED AFTER THE STURGIS MOTORCYCLE RALLY…..now that……makes me really care.
KIETH RICHARDS GAVE THE PERFECT TRIBUTE TO HIS BANDMATE CHARLIE WATTS….Keith couldn’t have said it better….it was a simple picture….showing an unoccupied drum set….with a sign reading…. “CLOSED”….hanging from a stand…..thanks Charlie….I hope I’ll a chance to hear a few of your jazz recordings one day.
2,000-YEAR-OLD OFFERING TO A SERPENT GOD WAS FOUND PRESERVED UNDER A MEXICAN PYRAMID….Ya’ll need to leave that shit alone….seriously…..there’s a reason it’s been asleep….for 2,000 years….don’t….just leave that offering alone……only kidding….the Teotihuacan wrapped a bunch of flowers into a beautiful bouquets….laid them beneath a pile of wood and set the pile on fire….and archaeologists have found the remains of those preserved flowers….or so they say….ok….keep digging and let me know when you really find the good stuff.
HEY COVID:…..A new COVID variant has been detected in South Africa, it’s the most mutated variant so far….the first surges in COVID-19 infections in America led to a shortage of hospital beds and staff – now it’s oxygen….a 30-year-old dad who organized Anti-COVID rallies and took Ivermectin dies from the virus…..Singapore fully vaccinates 80% of its population against COVID….Mississippi’s GOV says people in the state are less scared of COVID because they believe in an eternal life….anti-lockdown protests erupt on the streets of Berlin…..and thousands of people in Germany are protesting the restriction against the unvaccinated…..Russian virus-related deaths hits an all-time high….Republicans are targeting local school systems over the mask mandate….Arizona becomes the 13th state to pass 1 million COVID cases….COVID could claim 100,000 more U.S. lives by the end of 2021…Japan suspends 1.63 million doses of Moderna over contamination found in unused vials….
MAN SPIKES HIS GOODBYE CAKE AT WORK WITH LAXATIVES – CHAOS ENSUES AS PEOPLE SHIT EVERYWHERE…..I want to say this is such a horrible thing to do….but some work environments….and the people in those environment….just sayin’.
NAKED CYCLE IN AMSTERDAM FOR BIKE SAFETY AWARENESS….Riding a bike….naked..…to make people aware of….bike safety?….I’m sure there’s a big difference…..when you fall off your bike and scrape your knee..…than when you fall off your bike….and scrape your tits..…or God forbid you scrape your…..anyway,…..
MEGAN MARKLE SAYS QUEEN ELIZABETH SHOULD BE THE LAST MONARCH….Ok, I came across this article….and didn’t read it….one, because I’m not into the royal thing…..two, you’re just a pebble lying on the bottom of a large lake Megan….check this out….why don’t you listen to the end of….Last Week with John Oliver….and listen to what John’s… “Talking Void”….said at the end of the show….when someone talked about the Queen……anyway,….
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
Illinois brothers lining in feces-covered home admit that their mom and sister are buried in their backyard for years