…..I bet you didn’t know this happens to people…..a student has been diagnosed with a rare condition called…..Mortuusequusphobia….you might have to check the spelling of that word…….which leaves her terrified by the sight of ketchup…..and you thought you had problems….this condition leaves sufferers horrified…..when they see tomato-based products…..she nearly fainted when a friend accidentally squirted some on her…..she’s so afraid of it she leaves the room when one of her roommates uses it…..the woman is more scared of a bottle of Heinz 57 ketchup……than death!
WOMAN CLAIMS SHE HASN’T SMILED IN 40 YEARS TO AVOID GETTING FACE WRINKLES…..For those of you who want to go into the field of comedy…..if you get her to laugh…..you’re good.
SARAH……SARAH……SARAH PALIN…..This is what my girl is spitting out now.…. “There’s a connection between vaccinations and homosexuality. Anybody can see that. It doesn’t take a doctor to figure that out.”…..thanks Cynthia for sharing this and I agree with what you said…. “OMG….please run for President. The Dems will win for sure”…..and Ms. Shannon….I don’t know who you are but I totally agree with your post….. “WOW……stupid bitch!”….later my schoolmate Ken told me this was a joke from a group who like’s picking on her.
TRACES OF BUBONIC PLAGUE AND DYSENTERY FOUND IN NEW YORK SUBWAY SYSTEM….Researchers collected samples from all 466 MTA stations to create the first genetic profile of the city’s transportation system…..they tracked down 15,000 types of life forms…..they identified 562 types of bacteria.….67 of which could be dangerous to humans…..Cornell scientists and students volunteers…..dodged rats…..worked around discarded pregnancy tests, used condoms, puddles of vomit and rotting food to swab surfaces in every subway station.
USB STICKS BURIED IN WALLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD MAKE UP AN ANONYMOUS NETWORK…..They’re calling them “Dead Drops”…..and this is a five-year-old project started by a Berlin artist named Aram Bartholl….anyone is welcomed to hook-up their laptops or smartphones to these drives….and drop or download files…..or expand the network by embedding USB sticks in any old crumbling wall in their own city……just cement a USB stick into a wall with the port protruding…..and post the location with a photo on the central Drop Dead database.
DON COVAY, PERFORMER AND WRITER OF R&B HITS, DIES AT 78…..Did anyone know he wrote/co-wrote and performed these songs?……Pony Time (Chubby Checker)….Chain of Fools (Aretha Franklin)…..Mercy, Mercy (Rolling Stones)…..See Saw (written with Steve Cropper)……I’m Gonna Cry (Wilson Pickett)….Sookie, Sookie (Steppenwolf)…..in the late 60’s….he helped assemble a cadre of soul singers….Ben. E. King, Solomon Burke, Arthur Conley and Joe Tex.….in the late 50’s he was appearing as an opening act for Little Richard.
OUR GRAMMY BALLOT: WHO WILL WIN AND WHO SHOULD WIN…..As far as I’m concerned…..give them all to Prince…..and call it a day!
THE GRAMMY AWARDS…..Two and a half hour plus…..of B.S……why do they have award shows anyway…..and yes I’m gonna talk at it!…..so let’s start from the top…..Beyoncè……yeah her…..I still don’t like her and I still think she’s an overrated singer…..screaming and riffs to nowhere…..tell you what B…..the next time you’re across the Pond…give me a call and I’ll introduce you to a few friends who actually..… “CAN” sing Precious Lord”…..like Karen Edwards…..Onita Boone…..Pamela Knight…..Harriet Lewis and definitely Ingrid Arthur…..and Ledisi…..don’t worry.….they ripped you off twice in one night…..but it was just business!…..anyway….Nicole called me “old”….because I didn’t even know most of the people nominated…..ok, I knew Beck but…..and “HAPPY” was not Song of the Year??……are you kidding?…..that song went global!…..before I watched the show…..someone on Facebook said.….”Tom Jones looked like Fred Sanford”…..AC/DC busting out the gate…..great!….Annie Lennox…..welcome back…..Pharrell Williams…..you should’ve released “that” version of Happy…..Katy Perry…..not bad….Lady Gaga…..switch to jazz dear……just like Amy Winehouse should have…..and Janis Joplin should have…..and yo Sam Smith…..here is some great career advice for you….never again.….invite Mary J. Blige on stage.….you’re lucky she was holding back…..does the same committee who picks the Oscars pick the Grammy’s too?…..Kayne West…..I don’t know what your problem is…..but it’s a problem……the Best Performance of the night……Prince!……the man received a standing ovation just for showing up…..and looking like a cute little fuzzy carrot!
MOTHER WANTS “DANGEROUS” 12-YEAR-OLD SON OUT OF THE HOUSE….She says,…. “I am his mother and I do love him but he’s dangerous”…..she said he’s so dangerous.….she is prepared to face jail time to keep him out of the house…..in order to protect her two younger children…..she has been hit, bit, kicked…..and he has threatened to stab children at school…..to kill them…..he’s now in the Riverside Behavioral Health Center after she walked in and found him exposing himself to his four-year-old sister and trying to convince her to touch him…..now this is how weird it gets.….he’s supposed to be released from the Center…..but she doesn’t want him to come home…..and if she doesn’t show up to get him….she will be facing criminal charges or child abandonment…..if she refuses to take him, her son will be placed in a 24-hour supervision residential facility….something she’s wanted all along..…and it would take the police arresting her to get her wish.