…..Professional football players receive as many as 1,500 hits to the head in a single season, depending on their position….that’s 15,000 in a 10-year playing career, not to mention college, high school and peewee football…..and it’s not just football…..hockey, lacrosse, cycling and snowboarding are contributing to the growing epidemic of traumatic brain injuries..…as many as 3.8 million sports-related concussions occur in the U.S. each year…..Dave Duerson, Ray Easterling, Junior Seau and Andre Waters all committed suicide due to the fact that they suffered from Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE)….a form of brain damage that results in dementia and is caused by repeated blows to the head.
OHIO FARM WORKER DROWNS IN MANURE PIT….Hey…..shit happens!
CLEVELAND POLICE SET UP TRAFFIC CAMERAS IN THE WRONG CITY……Only in Ohio!
UNIVERSITY CONSIDERS BANNING NERF GUNS…..Oh come on now…..what’s next?…..Nerf Balls…..Nerf Frisbees…..Nerf Bats?
FRENCH POLICE ARREST 21 AFTER HORSE MEAT USED IN LABS END UP ON DINNER TABLES….I guess they ran out of frog legs….and that’s good….because I hated seeing those poor litter critters in Paris….sitting in wheelchairs on the corner and begging for money.
TMZ POLL ASKS HOW TO “REFER TO BLACK PEOPLE”….Ah….by their name?
SCIENTIST FIND TINY EXFOLIATING BEADS IN GREAT LAKES FISH GUTS…And these tiny plastic beads are used in some cosmetics and toothpaste.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE STOPS CONCERT FOR FAN PROPOSAL…Josh contacted him and asked if he could propose to his girlfriend during his concert….Justin stopped the show so he could….and she said yes.
MAN ROBS WELLS FARGO BANK, GETS CAUGHT AT BUS STOP….Now how stupid can you be…..this fool just robbed a bank and couldn’t afford a taxi?
ARNOLD SCHWARTZENEGGER’S “I’LL BE BACK” NAMED THE BEST CATCH PHRASE….Me personally,….I like Bruce Willis’s “Yippey-Ka-Yey Mother……!
MIKHAIL KHODORKOVSKY TO BE PARDONED…..Yo Putin….you mean the oil tycoon you framed….and then threw him in jail….and then stole his company?…..that guy?….and to think it only took you over a decade to make up your mind….trying to put on a good face for the Olympics huh?
CANADA’S SUPREME COURT JUST STRUCK DOWN ALL THEIR COUNTRY’S ANTI-PROSTITUTION LAWS…..Well ho, ho, ho….it’s legal to be a ho!
UNGANDA PASSES WORLD’S MOST DRACONIAN ANTI-GAY LAW…..They will give you life in prison if caught engaging in a homosexual act….the politicians are calling it a victory against “evil.”
JUSTINE SACCO FIRED FROM IAC AFTER AIDS TWEET….Now I know free speech is a touchy subject now days….but this is outright stupidity…. “Going to Africa…..Hope I don’t get AIDS….just kidding….I’m white!”….and her father (who is a wealthy South African) decided to raise her in America because South Africa is too racist….well that didn’t work out too well now did it?
THOUSANDS RALLY AGAINST RACISM IN SWEDEN….That’s nice to hear…..since they have a big Neo-Nazi problem up there.
WHAT JESUS SAYS ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY…Huh?….What?….he’s back?….Oh S….!
WHAT’S POVERTY GOT TO DO WITH IT?…..And I bet half of y’all had Tina Turner’s song pop-up in your head.