….Michael Andile Dlamini…..has become known as Mzimb´okhalimali….(a body dripping in money)…..after he started wearing a suit made of real banknotes…..to show off his wealth…..that dude wouldn’t last a minute in the Hood…..he would be running down the street butt-naked.
THIS MAN GETS PAID $4,000 FOR SLICING A LEG OF CURED HAM…..WHAT??….I would hack the s..t out of it for less…..but Florencio Sanchidrián has been slicing Iberian ham (Jamon) for the last three decades…..and the 55-year old is regarded as the world’s best ham slicer in the world……and charges $4,000 bucks for his services…..he’s from Avila, Spain…..beautiful city…..started out as a bullfighter….dropped the cape and worked as a waiter….started cutting ham..….loved it….took a Jamon slicing course……and started winning slicing competitions……and now he tours the world and shows people how to slice ham……my momma never took a course…..and she can slice the heck out of a Smithfield ham.
COMPUTERS SAYS YES: HUMANS TO TAKE ROBOT LOVERS UP THE AISLE BY 2050…..Sorry…..but there is no way in the world I would trade a robot….for the wonderful woman I fell madly in love with…..you know.….mankind is so smart…..they’re stupid…..robotics…..androids…..drones.….artificial intelligence…..there is nothing artificial about…..intelligence…..what is the difference between teaching a child their A,B,C’s….and teaching a robot how to think?…..I look at it this way…..when the machines finally take over….I won’t be around to see it…..so have some Terminator…..Blade Runner….Colossus: The Forbin Project fun.
ELEPHANT GETS REVENGE BY FARTING ON ANOTHER ELEPHANT’S HEAD…..Ah……okay!
TRUMP NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR MET WITH LEADER OF A PARTY FOUNDED BY NAZIS……I’m not even going there…..those of you who voted for him…..hey!…..do you really think he is thinking about you?……maybe it’s time for you to buy a…. “Brown Shirt”….I have a good friend who voted for him….and his granddaughter is black….I can’t wait to hear what he has to say in a few years…..anyway,……..NEXT!
AND WHILE I’M ON THE TRUMP BANDWAGON….THIS IS WHAT THE NEWS IS PUTTING OUT…. Trump’s son is behind the nonprofit selling access to President-elect for millions…..Trump could just pardon his advisors if they break the law….Trump reportedly plans to keep private security team as president..…Trump taps Wall Street billionaire for Secretary of the Army…..Trump isn’t convinced that the Russians meddled in the election.….Trump immigration plan could cost the U.S. billions…..Trump allies map out ways to block the EPA…..Electors remain faithful to Trump and select him as the official winner….49 percent of Trump voters believe it should be easier t sue the media….for Trump Loyalty comes second.….which Trump will the world see….Trump voters…..good luck!
70-YEAR-OLD BERLIN GRANDMA SPRAY-PAINTS HEARTS OVER SWASTIKAS…..Oh I would love to meet her one day…..Irmela Schramm sprays hearts over neo-Nazi graffiti and has been doing it for 30 years…..because she has a strong appreciation for human dignity.….she received her inspiration when she spotted a flyer supporting Nazi war criminal Rudolf Hess at a local bus stop..…and she took out her keys…..and scratched it off…..and since then, she’s spent at least 17 hours a day…..searching train stations, supermarkets, parking lots and playgrounds……across Germany and six other countries…..on the hunt for hate graffiti…..and she carries her supplies in a canvas bag…..that boast the hand written message.…. “AGAINST NAZIS.”…..when she’s busted by the cops…..they let her off with a warning…..even though in October she was threaten with a $1,875 fine for defacing public property.….she’s also been assaulted three of four times..….and has also been hugged by strangers….she says she’s removed over more than 130,000 hate signs and stickers.….my kind of Grandma!