….17,200 people have walked into a wall….25,000 walked into a piece of furniture….400 walked into a lamppost….3,400 came in contact with a power mower….300 were bitten by a pig….10,000 were accidentally bitten by another person….1,700 were struck by a cow and 8,700 were kicked by another person.

KIM KARDASHIAN SHOOTS DOWN DRUG RUMOR: “THAT’S SUGAR FROM OUR CANDY”….Sure Kimmie…..anyone who has done coke before….knows what two lines look like….you can see them in the photo….lined up on the bathroom sink….which is the place where most cokeheads toot….sorry…..I’m not buying that one dear…….NEXT!

DORIS PAYNE, 86-YEAR-OLD JEWEL THEIF, ARRESTED AGAIN….I guess girlfriend is slowing down a bit……Doris has been jacking stuff from way back in the 50’s…..and when they busted her this time…..she was wearing an ankle monitor from a previous arrest for..… shoplifting…..yeah, she’s done some jail time…..the cops think…….while she was performing…..what some may call..…an irregular day job…..she’s stolen at least over…..$2 million in jewelry…..and she profiled in a 2013 documentary…..now here’s where it gets good…..she was busted stealing items from the pharmacy, electronics and some groceries.….her dumbass lawyer said to the court.…. “We’re talking about a 86-year-old woman’s need to survive on a day-to-day basis.”…….no shit…….she really wants to survive…..because a few weeks earlier…..she was caught trying to steal a $2,000 dollar necklace.

CHINA SAY COUNTDOWN FOR WAR WITH INDIA HAS BEGUN……You know…..for the first time…..I think I can say this is an even war…..both of them have over a billion+ population…..China has some good toys to fight with….and India bought a bunch of really good toys from American…..the borders are close….so shipping troops to the front is cost efficient…the terrain is shit…..but I guess if you live there.….you can deal with it…..China might have the advantage when it comes to surveillance…..but India has lots of rockets…..that work…..yeah, I think I’m gonna pop a few beers, jump on the sofa and check this one out.

AS TASER WARNS OF MORE RISKS, CITIES BEAR A BURDEN IN COURT…..A Cincinnati University police officer shot a shirtless student named….Everette Howard with his taser.….let me back up a second…..Richard Haas heard a report come over his radio..…about an assault in progress…..when he came upon the scene…..he saw a bunch of people running away…..and ordered them to lay on the ground.….and took out his taser.….now Howard approached him from behind.….accompanied with his dorm advisor…..and said to Haas..… “We are not the ones you’re looking for”.….when Howard approached Haas.….his dorm rep thought he was going to kneel…..Haas saw him as a threat…..and then juiced him…..Howard collapsed unconscious and was pronounced dead at the hospital…..the medical coroner labeled his dead as.….unknown.….Howard’s family sued Haas because he did not heed the warnings from the weapon’s manufacturer.….Taser International…..which states…..avoid chests shot because they can pose cardiac risk…..the University settled for $2 million.….Taser walked away free…..since a taser is becoming the common weapon for the police.….many wrongful death cases are popping up…..did you know.….at least 442 wrongful death suits have been filed over fatalities that followed the use of tasers?…..police departments and municipalities have faced over 435 cases because of the use of tasers……there has been at least $172 million in publicly funded payouts to resolve future litigations…..from 2004 through to 2009..…Taser International has been named as a defendant in more than 40 percent of the wrongful death suits….you know what Taser Inc. said to cover their asses?…..they told the cops to not shoot the suspect in the chest…..I don’t know if most police officers got the memo.….because most of the videos I see posted.….the first place most of them aim for…..is the chest.

TRUMP PARDONS SHERIFF JOE….That’s it…..I’m done with y’all…..he’s not even hiding it anymore…..he’s throwing racism right in your face.….and you want me to believe…..no one has a solid plan to get this…..”IT” out of office?……..whomever said history repeats itself…smacked the nail dead on the head…..because that’s what’s happening…..and I can’t believe our government is going to let it happen…..again….. the South said it would rise again…..you know what?…..I think they’re proving their point……Sheriff Joe Arpaio…..who illegally targeted Latinos..…the guy who willfully violated a federal judge’s order by unlawfully detaining individuals his officers claimed might be in the country illegally..…the “WHITE” house issued a statement saying..… “Sheriff Joe Arpaio is now eighty-five-years old and after more than fifty years of admirable service to our nation, he is a worthy candidate for a Presidential pardon”……a worthy candidate whose officers referred to Mexicans as….. “Wetbacks, Mexican bitches, fucking Mexicans and stupid Mexicans”…..what more proof do you need America?…..the guy who’s supposedly running the country is a racist…..what more do you need to find this to be true?…..he’s never spoken out against any of the Islamic Mosque’s which were burned or trashed….never once against the violence going on when it comes to people of color…..but he has praise for the Charlottesville protesters.….and tried to make those protesting against racism…..look like “Bad people”…..Arpaio’s pardon shows institutional racism is Trump’s goal.….John McCain said this pardon undermined the president’s claim for the respect of rule of law.….he and Joe agree on one thing….. “maintaining law and order is more important than adhering to the technicalities of actual law”…..I’m done with home people…..you can have it.….am I becoming Un-American?……nope…..but I do have a serious problem with a true racist running the country…..if Obama had done half the things this idiot has done…..he would’ve been out of the White House…..sitting on the stoop with his bags packed…..and waiting for a taxi to take his black-ass back to Chicago…..when we were in NYC.….there was a guy selling badges…..I bought one and I proudly wear it on my backpack.….the badge says;….. “Fuck you Donald Trump…..and fuck you who voted for him!”…..and instead of people being upset about what’s going on back home…..most are wasting their time being mad at Stern…..a German magazine…..that portrayed Trump as a Nazi on their cover.….than trying to end his reign of terror..…and you know it doesn’t get any worse…..when Germany is calling us out for having a Nazi leader…..this demon isn’t even paying the migrant workers at his Trump Golf Course in Dubai……he’s lied, cheated and stole….do you really think he’s gonna care?……Malcolm X was right…… “Y’ALL BEEN BAMBOOZLED” ……wake T. F. up!