……Oh you know you gonna git it when you git home……I guess it’s a good thing this Ghanaian soccer star….Mohammed Anas plays for South Africa’s Free State Stars…..and applying for asylum might not be a bad idea right about now.

WHITE WASHING IN HOLLYWOOD……..And now people are upset about it?…..where were you……when Keanu Reeves was in 47 Ronin…..Anna and the King of Siam……Argo…..Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s…….Tilda Swinton in Doctor Strange……The Human Strain……The King and I….Sir Laurence Olivier in Othello….Lawrence of Arabia…..Angelina Jolie in A Mighty Heart…..and let’s not forget Gods of Egypt……or Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger……and of course the worse white washing ever…..West Side Story…….this has been going on for centuries…..for some reason Hollywierd cannot find an actor to portray the right characters…..so instead they’ll cast one they think will make money for the movie……yes Al Pacino was great in Scarface…..but the film is based on a Cuban person…..hey, don’t get me wrong…..he played the hell out of that part….but….and now the latest outrage is because Scarlett Johansson was casted in the new film Ghost in the Shell…..and I don’t blame Japanese people for being pissed……it’s a classic anime in their country…..you mean to tell me there was not one good actress from Japan who was not available for the part?……you want me to believe….Yui Aragaki, Aya Ueto, Yuriko Yoshitaka, Erika Toda, Erika Sawajiri and a few other were not available?…….and let’s not forget The Great Wall…..which a few people have a problem with….but I don’t because I get it……Matt Damon’s character was either someone in the military or someone wandering around in China looking for the black powder…..which will later be called gun powder…..so I thought his casting in the film had nothing to do with white washing……he was caught in some shit which dealt with thousands of green lizards…..and he was trying to survive……so yeah, there’s miscasting’s going on….and Hollywierd needs to stick to the script. 

ARTIST BRINGS ROSA PARKS HOUSE TO BERLIN…..The three-bedroom structure faced demolition in Detroit……until a Berlin artist stepped in to save the house….he took the entire house apart…..shipped it across the ocean…..re-built it…….and it is now on display in Berlin, Germany….which is his way to pay tribute to the life of one of America’s greatest activists……it’s a shame….a European man gives her more respect……than most people back home.

FLORIDA JUDGE TEACHES YOGA ON COURTHOUSE LAWN…..Man things like this are popping up all over…..last summer Nicole did yoga with hundreds of New Yorkers in Bryant Park……there was a large meditation gathering at One World Trade….in some cities….meditation areas are right on the sidewalk….so you can get off your feet and chill for a minute…..hey, it ain’t gonna kill ya…..so your boss pissed you off…..having a bad hair day….chill for a minute…..and feel calmer.

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..

Tennis match get interrupted by sounds of loud sex nearby

A woman got her hand stuck in a toilet

88-year-old Walmart greeter fired after letting a wild turkey enter the store

Grandmother who dressed as a witch and terrorized her granddaughter gets three life sentences

Christian preacher yells at a crowd for embracing Easter: “Bunnies don’t poop eggs!”

Patrick, beloved 32-year-old virgin Wombat has died

9-foot alligator plays Easter Bunny and drop into a family’s home

Teen fakes a drug bust so he can ask a girl to the prom

Ben Carson gets stuck in a public housing elevator

A man gets back at his noisy upstairs neighbor with “Building Shaker” he bought online

Breathalyzer officer fired after showing up for work drunk

Pennsylvania police are looking for a man who stole sport bras

Oklahoma police chief issues himself a speeding ticket

SO SAD!……Please put this on your status if you know someone or are related to someone who suffers from stupidity. We all need to understand that stupidity is real and should be taken seriously. You could be sitting next to a sufferer right now. There is still no known cure for stupidity & sympathy does not help. But we can raise awareness.

THE 10 BEST EUROPEAN DESTINATIONS FOR YOUR MONEY……And since summer is coming up….except in Hamburg…..it’s still cold up here….anyway,…..forget Disneyland and checkout….Prague, Czech Republic…..no question!…..Paris, France…..Paris is beautiful…as long as you can deal with French people…..Crete, Greece….stay at a hotel called …The Island….Nicole and I loved it….but no kids allowed……Krakow, Poland……haven’t been there….yet…..Rome, Italy….nah man….visit Italy…period!….and make sure you include Rome during the trip…..Lisbon, Portugal…..yeah, Lisbon is pretty cool….Budapest, Hungary…I been to Budapest four times…..and saw it through a tour bus window….but it was beautiful…..Barcelona, Spain….yeah, we definitely have to go there…..Berlin, Germany….you know how people say….there will never be another NY…..trust me…..there is nothing on the planet like Berlin……Riga, Latvia…never wanted to go there…and I’m still trying to understand….why Riga was on the list…..and Amsterdam wasn’t…..or Madrid…..…..Munich…..Vienna…..Zurich…..Lugano…..Venice…my advice is this…..fly into somewhere…..rent a car….get a map….and just drive…….just sayin´.

DONALD TRUMP DECLARES MAY 1^st  AS LOYALTY DAY……He doesn’t even have a clue….as to what May 1^st represents……loyalty day?…..let me see if I get this straight….you want to write a presidential proclamation…stating that from now on….May 1^st….shall be a day that….we recognize and reaffirm our allegiance to the principles upon which our nation was built…..I don’t know about y’all……but that sounds like some Hitler shit to me!…..so Donnie…..you talking about slavery…..civil war……revolutionary war…..carpet bagging….taking land again….and why mess with the Native Americans?….you did a good job trying to wipe them out the first time…..your making it sound like you just came up with this idea….but if you would take the time to “READ”…you would know Loyalty Day has been around for six decades….starting with Eisenhower all the way to Obama…..AND….it was first known as Americanization Day back in 1921….and it arose in response to the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution in Russia…..because people were pissed!…..loyalty…..right….and this coming from a man who was married three times…..cheated on the first two….used to be a democrat….and cheated students attending his so-called university…..sure buddy…..no problem.