June 29, 2025

SO GLAD I HAD A BUZZ ON

…..Because I met the world’s most horrible film critic on the train…..sitting there minding my own business…..and this dude sat next to me….I was surprised he did…..most of the time if I’m sitting with three available seats next to me….even if the train is crowded….some people would rather stand….than sit next to a Black person…..anyway,….he did and was looking at a Blu-Ray he bought….I glanced over and told him…. “That’s a great film”….he said a friend told him it was….then he asked me;….

DUDE: Have you ever seen Barbie?

BRAIN: Huh?

DUDE: The film Barbie?

BRIAN: N…r I know what film you’re talking about….I’m wondering why in the hell would you think I’d watch some damn  Barbie movie?….Do I “Look” like that?…..I’m glad I had two sons so I wouldn’t have to deal with her ass….all those girl toys lying around the house…..and her horse…..clothes everywhere…..her nappy-headed girlfriends hanging around…..LaQuisha, Na-Na, JaWanda…..and Steffi from across the street….Barbie Dream House….I’ll be damn, I don’t even have a house….and if Barbie has a Dream House…..she need to get the hell up outta my house….she ain’t even paying rent…..and Ken?…..that useless (Samuel L. Jackson favorite word)….worse than Tyrone…..he don’t even have a damn job…..and can’t make any kids ‘cause he comes in another box…..and she has a car?…..I got a bus pass and she don’t even have a job…..got a ride, her own spot to stay and a horse…..and ain’t put a bit of food in the crib……Barbie???…..GTF outta here.

ME: No, I’m sorry, I must’ve missed that one

DUDE: Oh, it’s such a great movie

BRAIN: If you mention Barbie one more time…..I will act out a scene from that John Wick 4 Blu-Ray you have in your hand…..I’ve seen the (Samuel L. Jackson favorite word) kill someone with a freakin` book!

THE ONE THING THAT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN A GOOD MARRIAGE, NO MATTER HOW NORMAL IT SEEMS……Marriage…..any relationship is not easy…..your past garbage…..close the door because your new partner didn’t hurt your feelings…..I got lucky…..not only did I find a wonderful partner…..I fell in love with my friend……don’t get me wrong….it took work…..we yelled, screamed, cussed, went for a walk and more…..for two and a half years….and through all of that…..there was one thing for sure…..we loved each other…..and we’re going to work this shit out…..and then one day we asked each other….. “When was the last time we argued?”…..and we couldn’t remember and that’s when I knew…..we made it!……anyway,…..so these are the 6 ways you can fix whatever is pissing you off…..says this person…… (1.) Recognize how important it is to communicate well…..got a point…..if you can’t say what or how you feel….nah, call it a try…… (2.) Make a timeline to know when communication fell off…..timeline?…..who doesn’t know when a relationship is on the outs?….that’s when you should talk…… (3.) Listening….Duh!…… (4.) Stop assuming you know what your partner will say…..sometimes Nicole doesn’t have to say anything…..I just know….and she knows…..she does hate it when I say what’s she’s saying…..at the same time…..when she switches to German…..run….. (5.) Recognize your different communication skills…..that’s what I love about her….she’s funny…..one communication skill you should never lose is…..laughter….. (6.) Remove your masks…..yeah, that’s what I told Nicole….when she came out the bathroom and scared the hell out of me……just talk people…..and laugh……and find someone who controls your anger…..hugs work…..it’s ok to cry…..not a partner who leaves when you are angry…..I’m thinking this article was written by a therapist…..the questions are too basic….more than six ideas to a relationship wouldn’t you think?……anyway,….

JASON STATHAM……I would love to meet this brother one day…..on my list of…. “Don’t do it, I will FU up” actors……just watched A Working Man…..hey, at least in all his films…..the brother has a job…..hard working man…..anyway, I’d just love to meet him one day…..and Keanu Reeves…..and chill.

NEW ARMY SHAVING POLICY WILL ALLOW SOLDIERS WITH SKIN CONDITION THAT AFFECTS MOSTLY BLACK MEN TO BE KICKED OUT…..They have to be talking about razor bumps…..or it’s something they in the shaving cream…..the REICH-publicans want a race war…..they’re getting rid of the early threat….deporting them anywhere they can….the ones who would fight back right now…..man, that’s a bad mistake…..dear Amerikkka’s MAGA people….please know this…….Black people are not going through that shit again…..yes, you have the right to think that could be a possibility……you have been warned!……so fine, kick us out of the military…..Ol’ Willie in Boston told me a long time ago…. “The worst thing a colored person can do…..is join the military”……but one thing’s for sure…..you can’t survive without us…..and we know how to survive…..your history’s proven when you feel threatened……and you act……9 times out of 10….God had something to do with it…..just like present day…..you old men are tiring……

SPANISH PRIME MINISTER PEDRO SÁNCHEZ…..Made a bold move…..he’s asking Europe to immediately suspend its partnership agreement with Israel…..his reason….. “I will call on Europe to immediately suspend its partnership agreement with Israel….there is no logic in imposing 17 sanction package on Russia….while failing to do the same with Israel”……bold move dawg…..let’s see what happens……someone must be held accountable.

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