……Now this 45-year-old was chased by the police…..while using full sirens and light for about 15 minutes……while his car zoomed down the autobahn at 110 km…..68-miles and hours…..in autopilot mode…..while he slept……seriously……the cops pulled up next to his car…..saw my man reclined and passed out behind the wheel…..with his eyes closed and his hands off the steering wheel…..15 minutes later….dude woke up…..saw all the cop cars following him and finally pulled over……after he’d failed a sobriety test…..they charged him with being under the influence of drugs……officers also noted that he placed a….. “steering wheel weight”……a device used to mimic the weight of hands on a steering wheel……in the foot well of the vehicle…..this device is attached to the steering wheel…..to trick the vehicle’s safety system by pretending that your hands are on the wheel……and now he’s being investigated for criminal endangerment of traffic……and his license has been suspended……personally, if the guy was high…..he didn’t the right thing by letting the car drive him home……or wherever……until he sobered up……and could drive home.….or wherever.
SCIENTISTS TESTED THE INTELLIGENCE OF 13 DOG BREEDS…..LABRADORS ARE THE DUMBEST……That’s not fair…..I love Labs……researchers at the University of Helsinki assessed the cognitive abilities of over 1,000 dogs…..from 13 different breeds with ten tests…..Border Collies scored at the top on near the top in…..social cognitions, inhibitory control, and spatial problem-solving ability……while Labs scored near the bottom……ok, that shit is really not fair…..because I’ve met some humans…..who would’ve taken those tests…..and scored lower that the Labradors…..but Border Collies are some smart dogs…..here’s something I didn’t know…..until I met a woman on the subway in Munich, Germany with one…..did you know….out of all the seeing-eye dogs……the French Poodle is the smartest?…..the big one not the little one……I didn’t either until I decided to walk with the woman……and learn something new.
THIS IS THE RAREST EYE COLOR IN THE WORLD……And it’s Green……according to the American Academy of Ophthalmology…..only 2% of the world’s population…..and fewer than one out of ten Americans…..have green eyes…..cool, but can you Ophthal guys explain my youngest son to me…..because since he’s been on this planet…..I’ve seen his eye color change from…..Blue…..to Grey…..to a weird color yellow…..brown…..and green…..yeah, explain that to a parent in a genetically understandable way……I’ll wait!….the most common eye color is brown BTW.
VIRAL SOCIAL EXPERIMENT SHOWS HOW 10 BOYS AND 10 GIRLS RESPONDER DIFFERENTLY TO BEING LEFT UNSUPERVISED FOR A WEEK……This is really interesting……this is article is on boredpanda and Twitter……and going around Instagram…..and it says a lot…..and if you find it…..read it…..anyway,…..the video featuring the boys shows their home quickly devolve in chaos……no one seemed to bother to organize a decent meal……and sugar became the main source of sustenance…..they basically seemed ill-equipped to properly take care of themselves……and the house…..even though everyone completed a cooking course the week before…..by the evening of the third day….the group had divided into two gangs…..and after forming these gangs…..the boys behavior became increasingly aggressive….by now almost everything in the house had been destroyed…..by the end of the week….they had managed to completely destroy their home……the girls house painted a completely different picture…..they quickly banded together to organize activities…..and delegate responsibilities……one young girl even took charge and prepared their first meal……they made plenty of time for fun…..and still managed to take care of themselves and their home……they even had meeting as to who should do the cooking and who should do the cleaning……yes the girls had issues during the experiment…..but the overall behavior of each group…..reflects the gender roles these kids have been taught……a few people from around the world commented on this experiment….. “I really just want to understand what reason did those boys have to destroy a house like that….OMG”…….. “At this age, girls have a more sense of duty, domestic skills and cooperation. Boys catch up later……however, environment also play a big role, if it was in Japan with Japanese kids, they would have lived like responsible adults”……this answer I have a problem with…..especially his “Boys catch up later”……everything the girls were doing…..my parents made sure I learn that at a very early age because my mom said….. “Pay attention because I won’t be around to do it for you”……as for his Japanese theory…..you are basically a product of your environment……so don’t blame the boys……blame the parents…..and my favorite comment…… “I always said Lord of the Flies would be a whole different book with girls”
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
A man who chewed off the ear of a 78-year-old man on an Oregon train said the victim was a robot
Colorado funeral homeowner accused of selling body parts and giving clients fake ashes was sentenced to 20 years in prison
A woman made her husband apologize to a group of Black men after she heard him call them a racial slur
An ex-judge was arrested for soliciting sex from a defendant’s girlfriend
TSA says an emotional support boa constrictor snake was found in a carry-on bag in Florida
THE FBI ARREST 17 JEWISH RABBIS IN NEW JERSEY CHARGED WITH TRAFFICKING HUMAN ORGANS, BABY PARTS AND MONEY LAUNDERING…..I’m not going to say anything about this……because I don’t want anyone to think…..I’m being antisemitic…..therefore, I’ll just point out what happened……and move on……but before I move on……if you feel you have the right to…..make others feel insecure, apologize…..feel ostracized…..belittled…..ganged upon…..because what they said…..basically hurt your feelings……before you feel you have the right to throw “guilt”…..upon someone else…..you need to make sure….. “Your shit don’t stink!”