WHO LIVES SEES….but whoever travels sees more
I DON’T KNOW ABOUT Y’ALL…..but I don’t have any more passwords left in me
A PART OF ADULTING….is telling your parents stories….and no longer skipping over the parts that were illegal
IT’S A BIT RICH…..complaining about New York being taken over by immigrants….when there’s a 151-foot statue in the harbor….inviting immigrants to come live there
HOW BEAUTIFUL….it is to have someone…..who wants nothing from you….but your time
LETTING MY KID…..try sushi….was one of the worst financial decisions of my life
THE WORLD IS A BOOK…..and those who do not travel….only read one page
DON’T LISTEN….to what they say….go see
MY POSTS…aren’t targeted at anyone specific….but if you feel offended….I’m glad I could reach one person
I VERY MUCH ENJOY….watching karma at work….my only regret was not bringing popcorn
DOGGY STYLE (Noun): A sexual position which allows….both participants to watch TV
THE SIMPLE STEP….of the courageous individual….is to not take part in the lie
I TALK A LOT OF CRAP ABOUT MONDAYS….but Tuesdays can go screw itself too
THINK I’LL….pop down to McDonald’s….and see if they have a Happy Meal that works
IT’S…..Alligator Auschwitz…..let’s call it what it is
WHY ARE PLANE TICKETS…..so expensive?….you’re going that way anyway…..just give me a ride
LET’S CALL IT A YEAR GUYS…..it’s enough now……Merry Christmas
THE OLDER I GET……the meaner I get…..I’m pretty sure in the next couple of years…..I’ll be biting people
2 OUT OF 3…..of Trump’s wives are immigrants…..proving once again…..immigrants will do the jobs…..Americans won’t
I DIDN’T RECITE…. “With liberty and justice for all”……every morning at 8 am…..just to be called radical…..for wanting “liberty and justice for all”
I LOVE….putting on warm underwear fresh out the dryer….plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat….and guess who they belong to
TRYING TO CLAIM…..that America does not have a gun problem…..while standing behind a sheet of bullet proof glass…..is peak Republican
WHY WOULD….I bother to take the high road….when I can take the psychopath?
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS….a shop selling luggage at the airport?…..who is going on vacation….carrying armfuls of clothes saying…. “I’ll pack when I get there.”
CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY SAFETY TIP: If your birth year starts with 19….you should no longer wrap gifts….while sitting on the floor
YOU EVER…pay bills “SO MUCH”….that when you have money left over….you be like…. “WTF did I forget to pay?”
THE FIRST GUY….to discover milk….probably did a lot of other weird shit
AND MY FAVORITE…..
“MY GENERATION….was taught Nazism was the greatest evil….and it was….today, a state starving millions….shooting children for sport…..shielded by democracies and dictators alike…is the new abyss of cruelty”….. (UN Special Reporter – Francesca Albanese)