….One things for sure….y’all better leave that damn door shut…..it was found beneath an ancient Church Group….see…..church?….keep that damn door shut….this is something that may validate local legends….a complex system of caves and passages…..now, in every horror movie….areas like those….it never ends well….anyway,….this door is located within the Mitla ruins in the southern state of Oaxaca….they have been finding a lot of ruins in that region lately…..this mythical entrance to the underworld dates back to 1674…..Francisco de Burgoa…..a Dominican chronicler….while recounting the exploration of subterranean temples by Spanish missionaries….among the discoveries they found were tombs of Teozepotlan priests and kings…..and a stone door leading to a cavern…..stretching as deep as 90 miles into the earth….ok, that sounds impossible….leave that damn door shut….anyway,….when the missionaries found it….they immediately called it a literal gateway to Hell….and sealed off the underground labyrinth…..I wonder if the door is connected….to the ancient portal to the underworld…..they found in Denver, Colorado….stolen sometime in the early 20th century…..a portal to the underworld….depicting the Olmec jaguar god Tepeyollotlicuhti….broken into pieces…..scattered everywhere around the globe….was put back together…..and returned to its Mexican home in May of 2023.
FRENCH PROTESTORS TURN OUT TO OPPOSE FAR-RIGHT SHIFT AHEAD OF SNAP ELECTION…..Over 300,000 people took to the streets urging voters to block the country’s far-right party……from gaining a majority in the upcoming parliament elections…..the way Africans and “OTHERS” are treated in that country…..except if your African and “OTHER”….and play for the national football team….if you win….then you’re French…..you lose….well….everyone should definitely vote against Marine Le Pen and Jordan Bardella…..obtaining seat in the government…..far-right parties is a growing trend across Europe.
A STUDY REVEALED WHAT PERCENTAGE OF WNBA PLAYERS ARE LESBIAN…..And …..who…..the…..hell…..cares?…..I don’t.
ANCIENT LIBRARY IN TIBET CREATING DIGITAL ARCHIVE OF IT 84,000 SCRIPTURES…..Tibet’s Sakya Monastery…..founded in 1073….collection includes some of the oldest Tibetan artwork….as well as 84,000 ancient manuscripts and books…..the Sakya Monastery library began digitizing its assets in 2011….this monastery is one of the most important in the Sakya school of Tibetan Buddhism…..the library contains pieces of literature, works on history, philosophy, astronomy, mathematics, agriculture and art…..among the most compelling volumes are the palm-leaf manuscripts…..which have survived time thanks to the arid climate of the region…..and it has the heaviest scripture in the world….weighing 1,100 pounds…..I’m computer stupid so, if anyone of you find their site….let me know because I dying to read about…..what I don’t know.
ALARM IN HAMBURG AS A MAN WITH AXE WAS SHOT BY POLICE…..This month the country is hosting the UEFA European Football Championship 2024……and people came from many different countries to cheer on their national team…..the Scots are being Scottish in Munich…..one guy took a bubble bath in a public fountain….150,000 Scottish fans came for the game….many places in the city of Munich ran out of beer…..so now the Scots are drinking vodka…..the Dutch are being threatened with an axe…..and partying like crazy in Hamburg……the Brits are playing in Gelsenkirchen tonight…..whether they win or lose….they’ll probably trash the town…..and wake up in the morning wondering why no European country wants them to vacation there….anyway,….so this incident didn’t have anything to do with rowdy football fans….it had to do with mental illness….and this guy decided walking around wielding an axe, while screaming at the top of his lungs….and holding a Molotov cocktail….was a good thing to do around a bunch of police officers…..and Dutch fans….the officers were gentle and nice….and tried to talk to him….since nothing was working….one officer showed him the gentle side of policing…..and he shot him one time in the leg…..not 40+ times…..like they do in America….and Germany is taking the tournament seriously…..border checkpoints have been installed at all entry points into the country……so far over 900+ illegals have been stopped…..intelligent agencies are on high alert also because there’s an alarm out…..about Islamic terrorism growing within the country…..and Germany is at a higher risk than other countries…..America sent out a warning a few weeks ago…..ok!
BLOCKBUSTER DISCOVERY FOUND AT GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOUNT VERNON ESTATE…..And you want to know what they’re so excited about?…..well, I’ll tell ya…..they found dozens of glass jars filled with preserves in the cellar….one guy was so happy…. “They likely haven’t seen the light of day since the American Revolution…..29 of the 35 bottles remain intact….and all contain either cherries, gooseberries or currants”…..wow, such a fantastic historical discovery….no pewter coffee cups?…..no hidden grave of a soldier holding M-16’s great-great-great-great-great grandfather?…..cannonball?…..a dead horse “Stupid Study People” could try to reanimate?……just jelly?……. it makes me wonder what’s behind door #1…..in Mexico…..really?…..jars of jam?…..keep digging in the cellar…..you might find a few jars of peanut butter…..next to some stale bread and a butter knife…..new news headline….. “George Washington loved PB & J samiches”…..get the…..!