January 9, 2022

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….

                                                                       A man has been charged with setting fire to his girlfriend’s home more than an hour after leaving the home in an effort to resolve a domestic dispute
Connecticut man arrested for drunken driving with a learner’s permit
Kim Kardashian coming to Oakland to speak on objectification of women in the media
Priest performs exorcism on the entire country of Mexico
Indian man loses long legal battle over his own birth
Fox News Steve Doocy: “It’s extraordinary that Charleston church shooting is being called a hate crime”
Car thief calls taxi after struggling to drive a stick shift
Schools saying “It’s OK to be gay” should be liable if kids get STD’s, Michigan legislator says
Texas Attorney General Commissioner lays out plan to curb childhood obesity by allowing deep fryers in schools
“Dead People” would be banned from driving in New Jersey under proposed law
United Kingdom hermit charged with harassment for trying to convert lesbian witches

France: suspect in beheading and factory attack is a “very kind person”
Peace statue sculptor faces jail for criticizing the Turkish President
CNN mistakes sex toy flag as ISIS flag at Gay Pride Parade
Beaver attacks 2 Oregon men who climb on top of his dam
Price of a purse allegedly prompts Newark woman to bite store employee
Car thief was naked as part of a plan to evade a police dog when arrested
Uganda’s ugliest man welcomes birth of 8th child
Teen kills 1 chicken every 15 minutes until mommy makes nice with girlfriend
Wheel falls of an airplane, crashes into apartment roof
Muslim Cleric’s warning: Cucumbers too sex for women
20 million bees spill on Idaho highway, driver runs for his life
A guy got struck by lightning twice and his name happens to be Rod
Motorist who struck schoolboy acquitted after experts suggest ice cream can have positive effect on driving

France: suspect in beheading and factory attack is a “very kind person”
Peace statue sculptor faces jail for criticizing the Turkish President
CNN mistakes sex toy flag as ISIS flag at Gay Pride Parade
Beaver attacks 2 Oregon men who climb on top of his dam
Price of a purse allegedly prompts Newark woman to bite store employee
Car thief was naked as part of a plan to evade a police dog when arrested
Uganda’s ugliest man welcomes birth of 8th child
Teen kills 1 chicken every 15 minutes until mommy makes nice with girlfriend
Wheel falls of an airplane, crashes into apartment roof
Muslim Cleric’s warning: Cucumbers too sex for women
20 million bees spill on Idaho highway, driver runs for his life
A guy got struck by lightning twice and his name happens to be Rod
Motorist who struck schoolboy acquitted after experts suggest ice cream can have positive effect on driving

Pet owner is shocked to find out the two puppies he bought and raised for two years are bears
Annual pit-spitting competition takes place in Michigan
Airline sacrifices goats to appease sky god
Man dressed as an undertaker paddles coffin across a fog covered lake in Australia
Alex Girle, welfare mother of five, won’t work because it doesn’t make sense
4 couples married for 230 years renew vows at nursing home
Drag Racers: High heeled runner’s race through the streets of Madrid
Sex offenders are required to put transparent rainbows over their Facebook profile pictures
Man mocks alligators, jumps in the water and is killed in Texas
Baby rescued 1km out to sea after parents forgot about her
Fire in Lake Lagunita causes evacuation in Narnia, Enchanted Broccoli Forest
Cruz: US should withdraw from UN Human Rights Commission
Michigan lawmaker wants to call burning tires “renewable energy”
Wisconsin officially Drunkest State in all measurable ways, Washington D.C. is a close second

Australian Minister, Barnaby Joyce, is afraid that legalizing Gay Marriage in Australia could harm cattle exports (Ronnie, what in the hell is he talking about?)
Parents not too happy about seeing Zombies at parade
Police investigating “Naked Hair Salon” in Russia
Parents force 14-year-old to live in the woods after eating a PopTart
Calgary man soars over city in lawn chair attached to helium balloons                             Florida wildlife officials looking for tattooed woman seen riding a sea turtle

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