…..Oh you need to seriously stop whining Junior…..and he’s a lawyer…..so let me see if I got this right…….you met her at a ski resort…..both of you hit it off…..you showered her with flowers…..picked her up from work..…and as you got to know each other.….you told her you were twice married.….you asked her to join you on a romantic vacation…..and she thought you were going to propose to her.….BUT NOOOO!…..so when she realized you had no plans to pop the question….she was pissed…..the both of you had a fight…..and you threw her out of the hotel room.….and she had to call mom and dad for some cash so she could get back home.….and then you had the nerve to send her a subpoena demanding she pay back every single dime you spent during your time together..…and you kept receipts for everything…..flowers, cafes, restaurants…..and you want a full refund of 45,000 rubles…..($685 bucks).….plus legal fees…..so you’re suing her for $685 bucks?…..she should be suing your cheap ass…..man that’s enough for dinner, theatre tickets, after show drinks and parking in New York……now check this out people because it gets worse…..to justify the lawsuit..…he claims that they were never romantically involved…..(I wouldn’t have slept with your cheap butt any either)…..because according to him…..it was just a “working relationship”…..during the vacation they had separate beds, never held hands or walked on the beach together…..and to prove his point…..there are no existing photos of them together…..claiming she only wanted to relax at his expense.….and guess what?…..the Court told the man..… “TO GO F…K OFF!”…..because they weren’t buying his bull…..! and just to show you how much of an ass this jerk is…..he filed an appeal.
HOUSE FLOOR ERUPTS IN TOTAL CHAOS AS PAUL RYAN THREATENS PROTESTING DEMOCRATS WITH ARREST……And there you have it folks…..the beginning of the fall of the great empire…..and if fate has its way…..Nero is standing in the wings to become the newly elected leader…..really Paul?…..as far as I’m concerned…..the Dem’s staging a sit-in is a good idea…..what’s wrong with better gun control laws Paul?…..huh?…..and for you to have the U.S. Capitol Police standing in the wings to arrest people protesting a good cause…or better yet…..turn off the lights and air conditioning if they don’t leave…..is a good idea?……give me a friggin’ break!……this is like watching two kids fight over the red fire truck in kindergarten…..how many more lives have to be shattered before you and your good ol’ boys will stand up against the National Rifle Association?…..and of course a NRA radio host compared the sit-in of congressmen and women to….. “Criminals and terrorists.”
50 OF THE GREATEST MOVIE PICK-UP LINES…..If I were a woman…..I’d say 50 of the lamest pick-up lines.….but here are a few.….and I’ll start with my favorite..… “I hate to see you go – but I love to watch you leave” (John Travolta – Face Off)…… “I don’t bite, you know – unless it’s called for” (Audrey Hepburn – Charade)…… “How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense, it could conceivably change your political views?” (John Cusack – The Sure Thing)….. “That’s a nice dress – where’s the rest of it?” (Andy Garcia – Internal Affairs)….. “You make me want to be a better man” (Jack Nicholson – As Good As It Gets).…. “You were hoping for a goodnight kiss? I was hoping for a goodnight lay” (Matt Damon – Good Will Hunting)….. “We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini” (Jay Chandrasekhar – Beerfest)….. “You’re not too smart. I like that in a man” (Kathleen Turner – Body Heat)….. “Marry me and I’ll never look at any other horse” (Groucho Marx – A Day at the Races)….. “You know it’s dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section because you could melt all this stuff” (Steve Martin – My Blue Heaven).
MAN TAKES REVENGE ON CHEATING WIFE BY SELLING HER THINGS ON eBAY…..I sort of like this guy….he goes by the name “Calibristeve” if you want to help him out.….he listed shoes, clothes and even her black Smart Car…..and he plans to commission the services of prostitutes in his marital home…..and buy enough Scotch whiskey to drink himself into a coma…..he says he’s received lots of positive feedback and messages of support ….and one person said he would send some free Scotch through the post.
HUNGARIAN GRAVEDIGGERS COMPETE IN NATIONAL GRAVE DIGGING COMPETITION…..Yep, that’s a title I want…..they’re judged on speed…..as if a dead person is going to tell you to “HURRY UP MAN!”…..grave neatness…..it’s a hole in the ground…..jeez!…..and whether they complied to regulation size.….which is..…200 cm long.….and 160 cm deep…..or.….7 feet by 2 feet 7 inches by 5 feet.….yeah I know…..you really want to know that for future references…..so if you want to enjoy watching this exciting event next year..…it takes place in a city called..…Debrecen…..I’ve been there and it’s a nice city.….and if you decide to “NOT” watch grown men dig holes and slang dirt…..there’s a great bar near the church in the city center…..and you can get drunk….real cheap!
WOMAN DIVORCES PARALYZED HUSBAND, MARRIES HIS BEST FRIEND SO THEY CAN TAKE CARE OF HIM TOGETHER……Wow…..this one is coming from China…..Xu Xihan and Xie Xiping were married in 1996…..Xu was involved in a terrible accident which left him paralyzed from the waist down.….the Gov gave him $6,000 bucks.….all of his neighbors kept telling him his wife was gonna leave him…..but she stayed by his side and took care of him…..Xu wanted his wife to be happy and kept pressuring her to divorce him.….and find another man who would take better care of her and their daughter…..and she kept refusing his request for years.….finally she gave in and married his best friend…..they had a son…..but she never abandoned her ex-husband…..and she and Liu began caring for her ex together…..love can be strange sometimes…..but this is an incredible story about love!
DAVID CAMERON WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE PRIME MINISTER WHO KILLED HIS COUNTRY…..Hate to say it..…but that might be true…..I have to find out what Ron, Terry, Catherine, Stephanie and the kids think about this move…..anyway,….such a move could knock down the entire European Union.….it’s not like every member in the EU like each other…..and Scotland is thinking about seceding and applying for EU membership…..I wonder if a united Ireland is next…..anti-immigrant politicians in The Netherlands and France are already talking about leaving the EU…..politicians in England are already talking about emergency measures and a possible suspension of the stock market…..that usually happens when a country is getting ready to go to war……and if this is true.….within two hours after England said see ya….the UK economy lost over $350 billion…..even Sir Richard Branson said; “Leaving the EU is a very sad decision that will do huge damage to Britain’s prosperity and Europe’s stability”……and then right after the voting was over…..David Cameron decided to resign from office!…..but the people are speaking because they’re petitioning for a second EU referendum…..and all petitions which receive over 100,000 signatures must be considered for debate in Parliament……and so many people were calling for one…..the government website crashed……good luck!…..oh,…..and for those of you who are still trying to figure out what “BREXIT” means…..it means “Britain Exit.”