….He told them;… You made it..…and you’re F..ked!….he also said;…. “You discovered a talent, developed an ambition, and recognized your passion. When you feel you can’t fight it, you just go for it. When it comes to the arts, passion always trumps common sense. Yeah, you’re f….ked. The good news is, that’s not a bad place to start.” ….you go Bobby!

56-YEAR-OLD MAN GETS LIFE IN PRISON FOR STEALING CIGARETTES…..Now before you freak-out and get your knickers all caught up in the crack of your butt asking yourself why….let me tell ya why….David Duren Jr…..was hit with the “Three Strikes Law”….you know….third time a charm….all for $900 bucks worth of smokes….maybe acting as his own attorney wasn’t the brightest idea either.

MARIAH CAREY: AMERICAN IDOL WAS THE WORST EXPERIENCE IN MY LIFE….And I know you hated the fact they paid you $18 million for one year….because your job was so miserable.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK WATER RIGHT AFTER YOU GET OUT OF BED….This habit has been linked to curing and the prevention of certain diseases and ailments such as….headaches, body aches, arthritis, heart problems, epilepsy, obesity, tuberculosis, meningitis, kidney disease, vomiting, gastritis, diabetes, constipation, uterine disease, ear and throat disease….me personally, I go with the Chinese and Japanese….because they drink hot tea with their meals….instead of cold water….wanna know why….look it up!

REMIND ME AGAIN? HOW DOES CANNABIS AFFECT THE BRAIN….Now this is what the “Stupid Study People” are saying….individuals who begin regular and heavy cannabis use in their teenage years have a lower level of….educational attainment and IQ…..earn lower wages, and are more likely to engage in heavy alcohol or hard drug use, suffer from mental health problems or end up in prison….ok,….I’m not naming names..…but does this nonsense apply to you?…..thought so!….and….heavy usage….like smoking for at least one year….is associated with poor memory and attention..… “AND” psychotic problems….well how do you explain the stupidity of those who don’t smoke weed?…..man, don’t waste your time reading this..…it’s a bunch of Bull…t!….those of you who still smoke….and I’m talking about the “Old-school heads”…..anything wrong with you?….thought so!

TAYE DIGGS IS ABOUT TO PLAY A DRAG QUEEN: GOOD OR BAD FOR BLACK MEN?….Will you please get off of this color shit!!!….was anyone upset when Wesley Snipes played one in To Woo Foo, Thanks for Everything?….which is a very bad rip-off of The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert….which is a good film….it’s a role….a character…it’s a job!

SMOKED JAMACIAN OXTALIS…..5 Scallions – chopped…..1 tbsp fresh Thyme – chopped….2 tsp Kosher salt – not chopped….1 tsp freshly ground Black Pepper….1 tsp Brown Sugar….2 tsp Ground Allspice…1 tsp of Nutmeg and Cinnamon…2 Scotch Bonnet Peppers – chopped….1/3 c Soy Sauce….2 tbsp Canola Oil…1/4c Apple Cider Vinegar….1 medium sweet onion – chopped…..1/2c Orange juice…3 cloves of Garlic – minced….1 tbsp Fresh Ginger – chopped…..put it all in a food processor and pulverize it….then you have to make 3 cups of marinade….and store it for up to a month….now find 15-20 nice size oxtails – fat trimmed….and granulated Garlic, seasoning salt, Onion Powder and dried Thyme…season the tails, put them in a freezer bag, add the one month old marinade sauce…put it in the fridge for 6 hours….then you get to grill it…over charcoal or hickory wood chips…your choice….and make sure you burn them around 160 on the grill…and there’s more you have to do to complete this dish….I’m sorry…and it does sound good…but by the time I do all of that…it’ll be Wednesday…and I was hungry on Monday.

KKK ASKS BLACKS TO HELP THEM GET RID OF MEXICANS….Ok,….so,…we help you get rid of the Mexicans..…and then California’s goes into a major freak-out break down..…because most residents have to learn how to take care of their own damn kids, mow the lawn and clean a house…and what’s next….you go back to your original..…  “Back to Africa” plan for us?

WOMAN RECEIVES 16,000 BIRTHDAY CARDS ON HER 100th BIRTHDAY….Winnie Blagden lives alone..…she hasn’t any children and no surviving relatives……so BBC Radio in Sheffield appealed on Facebook and asked people to send her birthday cards..…2.5 million people with presents and 16,000 cards were sent to the radio station..…people from the U.S., Australia, New Zealand, Romania and Japan also responded online..…and then the station took Mrs. Blagden to the Town Hall….where she partied in style….and wishes she could thank everyone personally.