…..Will someone please tell me…..what in the hell does Obama have to do with his crimes…..if this isn’t a perfect….. “Blame it on the Black guy” scenario…..I don’t know WTF is.

FORMER LEON COUNTY TEACHER, YOUTH PASTOR INDICTED ON CHILD SEX CRIMES…..Not a drag queen…..not a trans woman…..not a librarian…..not a non-binary elementary school teacher…..but a youth pastor…..another youth pastor…..you holy than thou SOB’S have it all wrong.

LAMAR JACKSON IS COLIN KAPERNICK WITHOUT THE KNEE…..Someone shared this….. “It’s frustrating as a former player to watch him being put into this position of being a pawn for billionaires…….the fact that no franchise has extended Lamar an offer sheet…..given his credentials and revolutionary talent…..reeks of collusion and is indicative…..of the racism that is deeply embedded in the culture of the NFL.”…..Richard Sherman added this….. “Mahomes took the BS…..just 10 years and wanted it to look like half a billion…..but if you get half of that fully guaranteed…..everybody’s happier…..that set precedent….but when he didn’t set it….Josh Allen didn’t set it….now Lamar is trying to set it after Deshaun Watson already set it….and they the Ravens are like….nah!”……I read earlier that…..Lamar Jackson has asked to be traded from the Ravens.

QUANTUM PHYSICS SUGGESTS THAT DEATH DOESN’T EXIST AND IT IS PROBABLY JUST AN ILLUSION…..Really?…..did anyone take the time to tell…..the dead people that?

I ASKED MY “CRUSHES” WHY THEY WON’T SLEEP WITH ME…..Does the word…. “Crushes” mean anything to this chick?…..I’m not surprised they won’t sleep with her…..don’t get me wrong…..a healthy sex-life is fine…..but some people just ain’t feeling it.

PRINCIPAL RESIGNS AFTER FLORIDA STUDENTS VIEWING MICHELANGELO’S “DAVID” UPSET PARENTS…..Here’s a short history for those idiot parents…..who will soon be responsible for raising their idiot offspring….and grow-up to be exactly like them…..the statue of David was first commissioned to be installed in a niche in a cathedral……but once my man unveiled it…..the people who paid him to make it changed their minds…..because they decided that it was too magnificent to be displayed up in the cathedral……where it would be 80m away from its viewers…..instead, they installed it in Florence’s municipal square…..the most visible and public possible place of honor…..and you Florid parents who objected to an art teacher…..showing this beautiful piece of artwork to your children…..well guess what?…..you would have been considered backwards……and ignorant…..in 1504…..and if that pissed you off……then I suggest you keep your stupid kids away from the……Classicism……Romanticism…..Expressionism……Abstract Expressionism……Romanesque…..Gothic…..Renaissance……Mannerism……Baroque…..Rococo……pre-Raphaelite……and Lowbrow Pop Surrealism…..eras…..and let them stick to……WWF wrestling……and South Park cartoons…..oh, and stupid parents…..I’ve seen David…..and it is an incredible work of art…..and the fired principal?…..the museum that houses the statue in Italy…..Ceclile Hollberg the director of the Galleria dell’Accademia…..told the Associated Press…..that she was astonished at the controversy…..and welcomed the principal, the school board, the parents and the student body….to come view the “purity” of the statue in person….knowing those idiots….they’ll have a problem with the plane…..and Italy.

SKELETON REVEALS THAT EARLY HUMANS HAD SEX WITH NEANDERTHALS…..And let me guess…..that’s why we’re here now?…..and where did the humans come from?…..are you going to try and shove that Biology 101 theory down my throat again?…..you know, the one where scientists were saying…..a fish was tired of his nagging wife…..and walked away?…..or the one where we evolved from apes…..because one of them realized….. “This bitch is bananas”…..and split…..and if you do…..I’ll ask the same thing about the Neanderthals….since I’m to assume they weren’t…..humans…..so, back to the humans….where did they come from?…..I’m waiting…….?

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..

A pregnant woman ate a poppy seed bagel that led to a positive drug test

Harvard researchers declare that everyone should stop saying “How are you?”