….Guess what?…..they lied…..anyway,…
ONE THING IS FOR SURE……
THE EXPANSE’S SERIES FINALE MADE US EVEN MORE BUMMED THE SHOW WAS OVER….No question…..you take us through all…..that…..and then introduce new people and situations….and it ends with Marco finally dying…..we knew that was going to happen….and the we are the universe union between the Belters, Inners and the Martians….yep, had to happen….so, the crew of the Rocinante just what….float off into space and live happily ever after?…..what is that weird Admiral Duarte who told Marco to kiss it…..gonna do with the protomolecule thing floating up there in space….and since I’m talking about the planet Laconia….what’s up with the zombie looking little brother?….the one big sister brought back from the dead?….how is mom and dad going to deal with this madness…ok, dad thought it was a good idea to lock him in a closet while mom freaked out…..don’t you think it would be fair for us to see her freakout…..when she meets the animals who brought her zombie son back to….sorta-life?…..and of course we need to see the reaction of the people when they meet zombie-boy…..and discover how the Martians will capture and use zombie-boy and the animals who reanimated him….and what about what’s-her-name’s son…..Filip?….does he float around in space for the rest of….forever?…..BTW Filipe, that was a smart move to get off your wacko pop’s ship….before it was destroyed by an unknown entity….and do the Belters and the Inners finally come to peace with each other…..or is the dressed in Gothic black looking pissed off and will kick your ass Drummer lady….stay pissed off forever?…..will the leader of the United Nations share the formula for growing food faster….or will she keep it for the Inners?….come on….you can’t leave us hanging like that…..that’s cruel!
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
Ex-Louisville Metro Police Department major loses reverse discrimination lawsuit after saying a racial slur during training
STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT…..
MAN 24….who married a grandmother of 17 children reveals that they want their first baby together…..I really don’t care….
MELANIA….is auctioning off her hats….I really don’t care….
KANYE WEST SAID…. “Security blocked me from seeing my kids because Pete was in Kim’s house…..I really don’t care…..
KANYE WEST….is getting out of LA after allegedly punching a fan in the face….I said I really don’t care…..
KANYE WEST…..and Julia Fox twinning for a LA dinner date….DAMNIT…..I DON’T CARE!
JESUS…..spotted in Antarctica on Google Earth near an ancient alien structure….I really don’t care…..WAIT……WHAT?????
KEVIN HART, MEEK MILL, MICHAEL RUBIN….team up for a $15 million dollar donation to aid Philly school kids….now that I care about….
FRIEND’S TIME…..
DOES ANYONE….know which page of the bible….explains how to turn water into wine?….asking for a friend
HAVE YOU EVER…..listened to someone talk and be like….yeah, I’m glad I don’t tell you shit?
YOU ONLY LOOK CRAZY….until it works….then you’re a genius
IMAGINE IF YOU WILL…..a world in which YouTube, Twitter and Facebook….merge to become known as…YouTwitFace
BE WITH SOMEONE….who loves you loudly….publicly, privately….and behind your back
HOW ABOUT….Black parents start showing up a school board meetings…..and demand they stop teaching kids lies about their history
OF COURSE…..people don’t want to work anymore….who the hell is going to risk dying…over $9.50 an hour before taxes?
ME: Can you pass me the Rooster sooster sauce?
HIM: What?
ME: the Warsha chester sire sauce
HIM: are you having a stroke?
ME: the Worst sister shire sauce
I FEEL BAD FOR KIDS TODAY…..with all their electronic gadgets…they’ll never know the simple joy….of throwing rocks at each other
GET A LEAST…..eight hours of beauty sleep…nine if you’re ugly
HUSBAND:….we got through 2021….how bad could 2022 be
WIFE:….Soylent Green was set in 2022
ADULTHOOD….is like looking both way before you cross the street….and then getting hit by an airplane
AND MY FAVORITE….
PRINCIPAL:….Your child is always causing trouble in school
MOM:….My child causes trouble at home….do I ever call you?