…..Sure buddy….dude, back in the day….you were hard-up for cash…..so on March 30, 1867….Eduard de Stoeckl…..your Russian Minister….came to Washington with a proposal to sell Alaska for $7.2 million bucks….because you were getting your butt-wiped in the Crimean War….and realized it would be hard to defend the land…..if the United Kingdom decided to whoop up on you again….so your boy Eduard sat down with then U.S. Secretary of State William H. Seward and made the deal….so you can “Null” all you want….but that deal was a steal….$7.2 mil back then is now the equivalent of $125 million as of 2022…..and even if you wanted to buy it back….you couldn’t afford it….because most of your cash is being spent on the useless war against Ukraine.
WHY IS EARTH CALLED EARTH?…..Beats the heck out of me….maybe because the names…..Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Venus, Pluto…..and “My butt”…..were already taken?
NASA GAVE A WOMAN ASTRONAUT 100 TAMPONS FOR AN EXPEDITION THAT LASTED 7 DAYS…..What in the hell did they think would happen to that woman in space?….I think normal tampon usage is like…..5 to 7 a day…..did NASA expect her to bleed to death?
A MAN OPENED AN EMERGENCY EXIT AND WALKED ON THE PLANE’S WING – PASSENGERS ARE SUPPORTING HIS ACTION…..Don’t worry folks…..the plane was on the ground and waiting to taxi into position for a takeoff…..for over four freakin’ hours….many passengers wrote letters in support over his actions….waiting four hours with no ventilation or water…..they couldn’t even get a bag of shitty peanuts….because regulations states that…..if a plane is not airborne the airline personal are not allowed to serve you anything….four hours in a hot sardine can…..with people who are pissed and their body odor is starting to hum….yeah, I’m with my man on this one…..dude cracked open the door…..stood on the wing for a minute….let some fresh air into the cabin…..re-entered….and turned himself over to the Guatemalan police…..at least he was nicer than my man in China….who flipped because his infant son would not be bumped up to first-class for free….he even pulled out a gun to help get his point across.
WHAT HAPPENED TO KAMIKAZE PILOTS WHO RETURNED?…..Hummm,…..probably lost their job…..or life…..maybe?
NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE – AFC/NFL CHAMPONSHIP GAMES……AFC- CHIEFS/RAVENS…..Enough…..I’ve have enough of it…..it never fails…..when the Chiefs are in a position to lose a game…..the refs help…..it happened in Buffalo with a bullshit pass interference call…..and now…..it happened with the refs not calling an obvious holding call on Likely…..go back and look at some of their previous games this season…..when it came down to the fourth quarter…..and the Kansas City “Cheats” could possibly lose the game…..it happens every time and I’m sick of it….as for the Ravens…..Flowers?…..you are a complete immature young idiot…..you catch a 44-yard pass….put your team inside the ten yard line…..and you thought taunting a defensive player was a good idea?….then….you’re towards the end zone to score a touchdown…..and you don’t think….covering the ball with two hands is a good idea?…..karma an ex-wife sometimes you idiot!…..and yo Jackson…..throwing into triple coverage…..really dude?……NFC-LIONS/ 49ers…..The Lions came out strong…..but ran out of gas in the end….and Dan Campbell…..I’m still a fan bro….you changed a losing team into a winning team….with them believing in you…..and you believing in them…..don’t worry…..next year you’ll be back in the playoffs.