China – Death penalty
Pakistan – Death penalty
Australia – Life imprisonment
Saudi Arabia – Public beheading
Turkey – Up to 24 years in prison
North Korea – Death by firing squad
India – Death penalty
Bangladesh – Death penalty
America – Presidency
YOUR PRESIDENT….Stated that your 6-year-old daughter…is of age….ah, no….6-year-old are not of age…..that’s a pedophile talking.
BEST ADVICE….Teach your sons not to rape….or we’ll teach our daughters how to kill.
GUESS WHAT?….Did you know all transmitted diseases come from animals?…..syphilis comes from sheep or cattle…..gonorrhea also comes from cattle…..chlamydia comes from the Koala bear….and HIV comes from apes….and here’s the million-dollar question……can you guess how we got it?
THINK ABOUT IT……If one male can impregnate nine females…..every day for nine months…that’s two thousand….four hundred……and thirty pregnancies….if one female can only gets pregnant once…..even if she sleeps with nine men…..every day within nine months….that’s one pregnancy…..so birth control is placed on the wrong gender….and twenty billion dollars is being generated….making pills for the wrong person.
WHEN SOMEONE PISSES YOU OFF…..TRY THIS…..
Instead of “FAFO”…..how about….. “Persist and consequences shall induce itself”
Instead of “Catch me outside”…..how about…. “Meet my beyond these walls….and we shall speak with further action”
Instead of “Mind your own business”….how about…. “I entreat thee to refrain from involving thyself in matters beyond thine own”
Instead of…. “You get on my nerves”…..how about…. “Thou are a plague upon my peace”
Instead of…. “Have you lost your mind?”….how about…. “You imbecile….have you misplaced your wits?”
RARE PSYCHOLOGICAL FACTS…..I don’t know about the rest of y’all weird people out there….but I have questions……
1)……When someone suddenly crosses your mind….they were either thinking of you….or remembering your absence…..ok, that one I believe
2)……The brain repeats memories until the emotion heals….nope, some people can remember for a long time…..and some of those memories ain’t good ones
3)…..If you stare at someone’s eyes for 4 seconds….one will look away in fear….maybe, but me, I look at everyone passing me….and send out a “situation vibe”….if it’s cool…..I smile or say hello….if not…..I may not look at them but trust me….I see them.
4)….People text fast when they care….slow when they don’t…..nope again….I suck at texting….even Nicole looks at me like…. “ah, TODAY!”
5)…..When you stop chasing….you become the desire…..I never chased…..if it’s meant to be….?
6)…..Humans lie most when saying “I’m fine”…..yeah, been there, done that…..when I’m not fine.
7)……People reveal more at 2 am than in relationships…..If you’re up and feel like talking…..or if alcohol is involved…..if I woke Nicole up at 2 in the morning to have a conversation…..she would slap me back to sleep.
HUSBAND AND WIFE IN OLD AGE….. “When our hair starts to turn white…..and our strength is no longer as strong as before….only then do we realize that our partner….is our most precious treasure….not business….not money…..not position…..because in old age, the most frightening thing is not poverty….but loneliness and feeling worthless….your partner is the person you need the most when everything starts to go away….so, while you’re still healthy….while you’re still together….treat your partner as best as you can.”…..I promise I will.
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT….Willy Wonka just might actually be a serial killer….because the kids never came back……anyway,…..