…..I don’t know about you…..but home schooling is sounding better and better.
JAMAICAN SENATE SAYS YES TO MARIJUANA ON BOB MARLEY’S BIRTHDAY…..Man,….Jamaican’s say yes to marijuana……everyday!
MY FAVORITE POST OF THE DAY:…. “Our thoughts are also with the measles ravaged country America – I hope we are screening them before they come to Africa.”
FLORIDA LAW WOULD MAKE IT A CRIME FOR TRANSGENDER PEOPLE TO USE PUBLIC BATHROOMS…..And the state still never ceases to amaze me.….it would be illegal for a person to enter a public facility designated as single-sex if the person was not born a biological member of that sex…..this measure would also apply to bathrooms, dressing rooms, fitting rooms, locker rooms and showers…..if a person assigned “male” enters a woman’s bathroom……he could be charged with a misdemeanor and fined up to $1,000 or sentenced to one year in prison.
NEWBORN WEIGHS 14.1 POUNDS – DID NOT KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT….Dear Ms. Maxxzandra Ford…..please explain to our inquiring minds…..how in the hell did you not know you were pregnant?…..you had something in your stomach.….which weighs more than a sack of potatoes!
CHARLES MANSON’S FIANCEÉ WANTED TO MARRY HIM FOR HIS DEAD BODY….Her scheme was…..to profit by putting his body on display after his death…..she and a friend planned to lay him out in a glass crypt (like Lenin) and draw huge crowds and make money.….maybe they need to let Charlie go….and lock her crazy butt up.
A HOMELESS MAN READS HIS ONLY BOOK OVER AND OVER – STRANGER GAVE HIM A KINDLE……Oh man I love this person…..a homeless man loves to read.….a San Diego man was on a business trip to Vegas..….and he kept passing Paul (the homeless guy) on the street……he noticed Paul had been reading an old book…..so he stopped and spoke with him.….Paul told him….. “I just love to read”…..and said he’s been reading his book over and over.….the guy remembered he was carrying a Kindle, gave it to Paul and showed him how to use it……the Kindle was already stocked with 300 books…..and before he left Vegas…..the man gave Paul an address where he could send the device…..cash on delivery…..should he need more reading material.
SHOUTING “OW” HELPS PEOPLE COPE WITH PAIN…..Really?…..trust me….I can come up with a few more words to cope with pain…..when I step on a piece of Lego at 3 in the morning and I’m going to the bathroom.
WALMART FORCED TO BACK DOWN AFTER COMMUNITY RALLIES BEHIND GREETER…..This is just plain dumb.….James Phillips works at Walmart…..and when people were coming into the store…..he would say hello…..and have a “blessed day”…..what’s wrong with that?…..I’m glad someone wants me to have a good day…..I wouldn’t be too happy if he said…..”Have a real shitty day”……and one person complained…..and the company told him to stop doing that…..angry responses from customers and social media convinced the company to change its mind……give me a break!
FAST RUNNING IS AS DEADLY AS SITTING ON THE COUCH……Well that really depends……if you have a drool dripping pit bull tearing down on your ass….then?
FUNDS POUR IN FOR DETROIT MAN – WALKS 21 MILES TO AND FROM WORK……Hundreds of people have contributed tens of thousands of dollars…..to help a man who walks…..21 miles to and from work…..I like walking but I don’t think I could do that.….since Detroit’s bus service is so crappy…..and we all know why.….he walks 8 miles to his job and 13 miles back home…..the paper wrote about his story…..people started crowd-funding efforts to help him buy a car and pay for his insurance..….a few people offered to drive him to work for free.….his own car died back in 2005…..he’s been doing it for 12 years…..and has had perfect attendance for 12 years.