…. No kidding…..you ladies out there…..y’all whimps……tell me how you would.….skin a Mammoth…..defend your family against a T-Rex…….no pre-natal care..…no hospitals…..no food stamps…..no job…..your husband out hunting and you have to prepare dinner with no…..microwave….no stove….. no Tupperware…..and fire might still be a future idea…..so you can’t cook…..just have to gnaw on shit……ain’t no corner stores…..kindergarten..…them kids up under you all day…..and don’t forget diapers.….ATM’s..…really?…..and your period days.….what do you think they used?…..y’all need to shut up…..because those sisters before you had it rough.
IRISH VILLAGE CLAIMS FUMES FROM NEARBY VIAGRA FACTORY ARE GIVING MEN AND DOGS HARD-ONS…..That puts a new meaning to…… “Top of the morning to ya.”….something tells me that village population is going to…..sprout.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
Jesus statue’s butt was hiding a 240-year-old secret message
Shakespeare’s sonnets are banned in Texas prisons, but Hitler’s Mein Kampf is allowed
An opossum broke into a liquor store are got wasted on bourbon
A woman became homeless over night after thieves drive off with her house
An Indian man checked into hotels, and stole 120 TV sets over a four-month period
A woman left her husband after seeing the view from her bedroom window on another woman’s Instagram
A 22-year-old woman undergoes 30 cosmetic procedures just to please her boyfriend
A German man need to drink 20 liters of water per day to stay alive
HERO COP OF PULSE SHOOTING IS BEING TERMINATED FROM FORCE…..And all of you screaming “Blue Lives Matter”…..really?…..then explain this to me…..so I’ll understand it.….Omar Delgado was one of the first officers of the Eatonville P.D. to arrive on the scene…..in case you’ve forgotten…..it’s the club were a guy decided to take out 49 people in Florida…..Delgado also suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder..…(PTSD)…..now the Eatonville council members were kind enough to confirm that the police department was kicking him to the curb at the end of the month..…see, here’s the thing..…an extra six months on the job would’ve allowed him to receive 64% of his salary with benefits for life……but since they’re making him leave before making it to 10 years.….he only gets 42%……Delgado been working mainly at a desk since the incident…..but he said…..and I don’t know for a fact..…the department told him they needed to replace him because of his PTSD…..they need an officer on patrol.….which was a job they felt he could no longer fulfil.….and my man is like.…. “Ok, so let me do 6 more months and I’ll walk out of here.”…..he was working towards achieving 10 years on the force.….and they’re letting him go 6 months early.….this is a sad article…..Delgado is going through some serious stuff…..I cannot imagine what he saw when he entered the club…..just like I can’t imagine what soldiers witness in a war zone.….this is wrong…..he really needs help…..he has a GoFundMe page…..so, what was all this talk about “Blue Lives Matter?”
THE WORSE “DISS”…TO A GOAT….Sitting on the sofa…..watching a cooking show..…happening in some country…..Nicole couldn’t remember…..thinks it might’ve been here……and I was in the kitchen..…and joined her later….and this dude who turns out to be a chef…..and looks like “THAT” guy we visited in college for.…something…..anyway,….dude is too lazy to look for a spoon.….so he stirs stuff with his hands.….yeah, I know..…major yuck.….anyway,….so, the camera is one of those straight on shots..…main character.….foreground…..background…..etc,.…and in the background..…you see hundreds of young goats..…and they’re so cute and adorable…..and then this asshole turns around..…bends down..…pulls back a towel and shows a goat..….that the goats probably knew…..maybe an hour ago.….lying inside a blue tub.….all skinned and cut-up…..and the Chef said;..… “Say hi to your friend”…..wiped his hands on his dirty apron……and went back to stirring the food with them……I didn’t know what to say…..I was shocked that someone could be so insensitive..…yeah, it was a goat but…..that was cruel…..so I laughed…..a pissed off laugh…..and realized that was a major “F..k-You Diss”…..it was so mean…..mean..…mean..…I felt sorry for the goats…..imagine looking at your partner….cut up in a tub and someone bragging about it.….man, come on that was “MESSED UP.”
69-YEAR-OLD MAN ACCUSED OF PLOTTING MASS SHOOTING AT FLORIDA ISLAMIC CENTER…..Yep.….ol´ Bernandino Bolatete said he..… “Just wanted to give them a taste of their own medicine”……he was going to take all of his rifles and guns……and go on a one-way mission….since his health was declining…..due to kidney problems…….he wanted to kill him some “A-rabs” and go out with a.….bang!….. and the Muslims are killing our innocent citizens…..it would take most of you a minute to recall the last time a Muslims went on a shooting rampage in America…..but I bet it’ll take you a second to remember the last time a white-male shot up something and killed a bunch of folks…..it’s not the Muslims we have to worry about.