…..Man this is so sad…..she was in poor health.….and he could no longer afford the medications necessary for her care.….so he shot her while she slept…..that would’ve never happened over here.….because we have what America calls..… “Socialized healthcare.”
TEEN BUILDS GIANT PORTRAIT OF HIS CRUSH WITH 480 RUBIK’S CUBES, GETS REJECTED.….Awwwww…..poor guy.….27-year-old Tong Aonan.….a young man from China wanted to impress his dream girl..…so he spent $460 dollars on Rubik cubes and built a giant 2.6m x 1.3m pixilated portrait of her…..and she rejected it.….and now he doesn’t know what to do with it.
10-YEAR-OLD GIRL DOES 2,110 SIT-UP IN 90 MINUTES AND SETS A NEW NATIONAL RECORD….Wow…..she’s in better shape than I will ever be.….I do about 20..…and I need a beer after that.
CAST IDRIS ELBA AS JAMES BOND ALREADY!……And I agree.…James Bond 007 is the name of the agent.….therefore any actor can play the role…..and if you don’t think he would be perfect for the role..…then I suggest you checkout his latest film…..Bastille Day…..and tell me what you think…..one idiot critic said he was “too street to play Bond”…..WTF does that mean?
MADONNA’S BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS PRINCE TRIBUTE DREW MIXED REACTIONS…..Madonna?…..really?….Madonna?…..you are seriously going to have me believe…that “NO ONE ELSE” was available?……who cares if she was a friend…..so was Sheila E…..and the entire MPG band…..the only person who could come close to sounding like Prince and give the tribute justice is Jamie Foxx.….and what?…..he was home in bed with a cold?…..and true.…. the tribute was about honoring the memory of Prince.….and one thing everyone should know is…..don’t mess with his songs…..because it doesn’t matter who sings one.….you always hear the original…..but come on now…..Madonna?
PRESIDENT OBAMA BANS THE WORDS “NEGRO” AND “ORIENTAL”…..And while you’re at it Prez…why don’t you ban…Kike….Beaner….fish- eyes….wetback….chink….darkey…..spic….redneck…..honky….spook….porch monkey….gook….sand monkey….and a few other derogatory words which are used to describe people.
A LITTLE HUMOR FOR YA…..A boy asked his mom… “I’m black and you are white”….his mother replied…. “Don’t even go there. The way that party went, you are lucky you don’t bark”
My Missus packed my bags and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, “I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!” “Oh” I replied, “so now you want me to stay?”
An officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6, and I replied “Kindergarten.”
STORY OF NASA’S BLACK FEMALE MATHEMATICIANS GETS MADE INTO A MOVIE…..Wow, you learn something new every day…..they really kept her hidden…..Katherine Johnson received the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2015…..for her contribution to America’s space race…..she was a female African-American back in the 60’s and was one of the women who served as the space agency’s living computers.….Annie Easley was another one…..before NASA started using computers…..Johnson was a key figure during the 60’s and 70’s space missions.….she calculated the trajectory of Alan Shepard’s flight and made it possible for him to become the first American in space.….and also calculated the trajectory for Apollo 11…..which took Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins to the moon.….and it wasn’t an easy job for them…..they were called NASA’s “Colored Computers”.….and it was a fight for them to get their white male coworkers to listen to them..…during a time when men and women were separated.….and white women were separated from black women…..and they cast my girl Taraji P. Henson to portray Johnson.
MY FAVORITE POLITICAL SIGN….. “EVERYBODY SUCKS 2016”……THE U.S. IS DOOMED!…..which basically sums up how many American’s (at home and across the ponds) feel about the upcoming election.