……This is great…..grab something and relax…..you’re gonna like this one…..so, this is a medieval poem called…..The Four Wishes of St. Martin…..and it’s about a Norman peasant being granted four wishes by his favorite saint.….and such good fortune could change this poor man’s life…..but his wife persuades him to let her make one of them…..and promptly announces…..that she would like her spouse to be covered in penises…..and “BAM”…..his whole body was a mass of pricks…..and his wife is happy as hell because finally…..he’ll be able to satisfy her…..and her husbands like….. “Not so fast babe”…..he retaliates by wishing that she may have as many cunts as he have pricks……and “BAM” she’s covered with cunts of every kind…..hairless, bushy, virginal and splayed…..cunts as well used and cunts as well made…..and little cunts and cunts as big as bowls…..and believe it or not…..both of them are unhappy…..so the peasants next wish was…..no pricks for him and for her no cunts…..and now the foolish couple have no genitals at all…..so their final wish is to be made as they were before…..a prick for you and a cunt for me…..if you get into reading a lot of medieval literature…..you’ll see that the husband is a fool…….and the wife is sex-mad and obsessed with male genitals,……if you want to read more……find these books…..A Talk of Ten Wives on Their Husband’s Ware…….The Fisherman of Pont-sur-Seine……The Canterbury Tales…..The Decameron……The Blacksmith of Creils, The Maiden Who Could Not Abide Lewd Language, The One Hundred New Tales, The Girl Who Wanted to Fly, The Chevalier Who Made Cunts Talk……and The Squirrel…..good morning!
FLY BUSINESS CLASS TO PARIS OR MILAN FOR $2,000 ROUND-TRIP…..Oh hell no…..for that price…..I would rather ride first-class on a train…..take my time getting there and enjoy the scenery of the countries I pass through…..and save a bunch of cash.
FIVE KILLED – 18 INJURED IN COLORADO SPRINGS GAY CLUB SHOOTING…..Goddamn!……this hatred back home is getting way out of hand…..victims are being treated.….the customers subdued the shooter…….the gunman was arrested…..and the world will look forward to the next mass shooting…..because gun control in America…..isn’t even a random thought anymore…..it isn’t a thought at all…..and the more people refuse to accept…..people…..and find ways to hurt, harm and not protect their rights…..yep, looking forward to the next mass shooting…..will the Club Q shooting finally wake America up to anti-LGBTQ hate?…..probably not…..the shooter is the grandson…..of a MAGA lawmaker…..who supported the attack on the capitol on January 6th.
ELON MUSK UNDER FIRE FOR LETTING TRUMP BACK ON TWITTER…..Everyone saw that coming…..racists stick together…..even the ones on the Supreme Court are being swayed…..by right-wing groups…..anyway,…..
HOW WILL KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES TIE INTO THE ORIGINAL FLIM? …..Oh give us a break please……we got it…..humans destroyed the planet…..due to constant medical and scientific testing on animals…..apes, chimp and orangutans in particular….developed a higher intelligence…..took over what was left of a destroyed and desolate world…..enslaved the last humans…..except for the MAGA people living underground…..and praying to a ballistic ICBM missile….one they eventually shoot off to re-blow up the planet….did I miss anything?…..we don’t need another one…..Caesar died in the last one remember?…..and while I’m on the subject of…..we don’t need another one……
STAR WARS…..Give it a f…kin’ rest ok?……we got it!…..Luke finds out he has a twin sister out of wedlock…..a deadbeat dad…..Harrison Ford gets the girl…..and Billy Dee Williams is a brother from another planet…..he may not be slangin’….but he sure as hell is bangin’…..and we don’t need another…..
HALLOWEEN……because Michael has issues…..no family group therapy will cure…..and we don’t need another…..
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET…..because it’s quite obvious…..Freddy hates teenagers….you want to do a sequel?……then do…..
THE WIZARD OF OZ II…..send in the tornado again…..let Dorothy get knocked upside the head with a bale of hay…..wake up in Oz again…..hook-up with the Tin Man, the Lion and the straw guy…..and have them go on another murder killing spree….let them march into Munchkin Land…..carrying AR-15…..and wipe out the entire town…..even the lollipop kids…..the rest of the world may find this idea appalling…..but America will get it…..four strangers carrying weapons that should be banned…..committing mass murder…..and killing innocent people…..yep, right up there alley.
THOUSANDS OF QATAR FANS APPEAR TO LEAVE WORLD CUP OPENER AT HALF-TIME…..I guess they said…. “Screw this, we’re getting our butts kick…..time to get on my camel and ride”……and the immoral police will get you if your.….gay, drinking alcohol, having sex or even holding hand in public…..they’re only asking that you respect their way of life…..ok…..I’ll respect them from my sofa…..in Hamburg…..where I can drink, hold Nicole’s hand…..invite our same-sex friends over to watch the game….and if the games boring…..we can go upstairs to our bedroom…..and practice an ancient ritual…..and not have to worry about being arrested.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
A Florida traveler stuffed a gun into a raw chicken and tried to bring it on a plane
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