…..Teen overdose deaths have never been higher in the US…..as young Americans are increasingly poisoned…..by the synthetic opiate Fentanyl…..even as fewer teens use drugs…..more than 100,000 people OD’ed last year…..a lot were adults…..but kids are climbing the ladder…..Fentanyl is smuggled in by the Mexican drug cartels…..it’s laced into the hardest drugs like heroin…..and they produced the drug in rainbow colors…..to mimic prescription pills…..to target kids who are more willing to experiment with them…..California seized 52lb (24kg) of Fentanyl powder…..enough to make a quarter of a million pills…..New York seized 15,000 rainbow colored pills hidden in Lego toy boxes……the overdose rate among school-aged children in the US doubled between 2019 and 2020…..and then rose 20% last year.
BRITISH PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS RESIGNS……She had the job for only…..six weeks…..that’s like the equivalent of a pigs long orgasm…..she had to deal with the government’s mini-budget…..internal party dissension……which lead to cabinet departures……and many people expressing a lack of confidence in their new leader…..her reason for quitting….. “Given the situation, I cannot deliver the mandate on which I was elected by the Conservative Party”……in lay-man’s terms…. “Shit’s fucked up because of what Boris the Clown left the country…..and me being the wrong person to lead the country..….and realizing I have no clue as to how I should lead the country..….I’m just going to get the hell out of Dodge……admit I had no clue as to WTF to do…….and hand this cluster-fuck off to someone else…..see ya!”……I asked my sister Catherine…..if I should give it a shot and run for the Prime Minister position……I love her…..she said….. “At least you’d make sense”…..so, people of the world…..I’ve decided to run for the Prime Minister job of England…..and I promise if I win…..I will make England…..honestly, I have no idea what I would make England….but I have a lot of friend in England…..I would listen to….to make things better for everyone…..so….VOTE FOR ME!……God save the King……and if I win…..God better save England!
MEGAN MARKLE: I’VE BEEN CALLED “INSANE, HYSTERICAL AND CRAZY”…..And what.….you‘re upset?…….girlfriend,…..I’ve been called from….A to Z…..and I’m fine.
SO…..HOW WE DOING AMERICA?…..Suspected Stockton, California killer arrested…..was on a mission to kill…..Raleigh, North Carolina deals with a mass shooting…..multiple people were shot on Clark Atlanta University campus during a homecoming gathering…..radioactive waste was found at a Missouri elementary school….a 13-year-old boy dies after being shot…..multiple time in Philadelphia…..17-year-old girl was killed in an accidental shooting in New York…..2 shot…..one fatally in South Chicago……Rev. Michael Pfleger was removed from St. Sabina again……as the archdiocese investigates…..another decades-old sexual abuse claim…..10 people shot…..3 fatally in Chicago…..and everything is normal back home…..while people still scream for gun control…..and politicians continue to ignore…..their screams.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
A Republican candidate masturbating in a truck near a preschool is the lates hypocrisy among GOP midterm candidates
Hate preacher says gay men’s intestines fall out as he preaches about eating his own vomit
A college student dies after he walked into the propeller of a plane he rented for a date
A pro soccer player flashed his dick on the field to distract the free-kick opponent
A woman traveled to the Dominican Republic for a Brazilian butt lift and walked away with one kidney
Levi’s jean from the 1800s with a racist slogan on it sell for over $120,000
A Nanny claims she was fired after catching the husband cheating on his wife with her sister
TOM BRADY SAYS LEAVING FAMILY FOR FOOTBALL SEASON IS LIKE MILITARY DEPLOYMENT……Oh, I’m sure people serving in the military……might have something to say about this……and was it Mark Wahlberg who said the same stupid thing……when he was filming a war film?……not sure if it was him……but some stupid actor said it……and military members ripped him apart……and while I’m on the subject of football…..
NFL WORLD REACTS TO THE DESHAUN WATSON SPEEDING NEWS……This is the NFL player for the Cleveland Browns…..or as my darling wife calls her favorite team….. “The Tootsie Rolls”…..who was accused of sexual assault…..banned from playing a few games….and now was clocked doing 97 mph……in a 70 mph zone…..don’t know about you but I wasn’t reacting to a speeding ticket…..any time a person of color in the NFL does….what’s considered not….let’s say,…..not accepted…..it’s blown out of proportion in the news…..so, media people…..what’s up with…..the Brett Farve stealing $5 million dollars story…..oh what,…..nothing to say?…..thought so……anyway,…..