…..Now don’t get me wrong…..I have many friends from England I’d travel with….and there are many people (globally)…..I wouldn’t even board a bus with……but these are really…..genuine complaints……I kid you not…..
“They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach…..it was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”
“On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry…..I don’t like spicy food.”
“We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”
“We booked an excursion to a water park…..but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels…..we assumed it would be included in the price.”
“The beach was too sandy…..we had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”
“We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure…..the brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”
“It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons…..I often needed to buy things during siesta time…..this should be banned.”
“No one told us there would be fish in the water…..the children were scared.”
“Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen…..there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”
“I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”
“The roads were uneven and bumpy…..so we could not read the local guidebook during the bus ride to the resort….because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”
“It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England……it took the Americans only three hours to get home…..this seems unfair.”
“I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”
“The brochure stated: “No hairdressers at the resort”……we’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”
“When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there……the receptionist spoke Spanish…..the food was Spanish…..no one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”
“We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”
“It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”
“I was bitten by a mosquito……the brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”
“My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked…..but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed……we now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant……this would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked”
STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT……
JEFF BEZO’S….new $80 million Gulfstream private jet…..can soar at nearly the speed of sound….I really don’t care…..
INSIDE….a Mormon swinging scandal…..I really don’t care…..
HOW THE DOCUMENTARY….Lover of Men…..makes the case that……Abraham Lincoln was gay…..and how is that relevant now days…..it’s not like the man can defend the slander…..and I really don’t care….
IF YOUR STILL SMOKING WEED…..at age 30…..scientists have some really bad news for you…..I’m 68….healthy as heck…..and everything works fine….do you think I really care?…..nope!
RUSSIAN BANKS…..say they’ve run out of yuan….as Chinese firms pull away from the nation…..China’s scared of the possibility of U.S. sanctions…..maybe sanctions actually do work…..now THAT I care about…..
JANET JACKSON…..once split her pants….while performing for Queen Elizabeth…..I really don’t care….
HEIDI KLUM….flashes side-boob…..on the pre-Emmy red carpet…..so desperate for attention….and I really don’t care…..
$13,000….martini is on a menu….at a Chicago restaurant…..you see, I laugh at stuff like this….and I really don’t care….
VIDEO….shows a woman being rescued….from a python’s grip in Thailand….no, I don’t want to see that….and I sure as heck….don’t care….
MELISSA McCARTHY……looks totally different in must-see photo…..I really don’t care….
JENNIFER LOPEZ PICTURED….in bed with ex P Diddy…..and Aaliyah….in a resurfaced photo….and there are photos…resurfacing with Trump and his boy Jeffery…..and I really don’t care…..
WOMAN RAISED WHITE….learns her father was Black…..and she was conceived at a Swinger’s Party…..I really don’t care….
RAPPER….gets gold chains surgically implanted into his head…..to resemble hair…..I really don’t care….
CARDI B…..suffers a major wardrobe malfunction…..while wearing a risqué cutout dress…..next time put some clothes on…..and I really don’t care….
A WOMAN WAS…..wedged upside down between rock…..for 7 hour after….trying to retrieve her phone….it’s a phone…..not a baby….blood rushing to her brain for 7 hours…..while she was upside down…..a medical miracle…..and I really don’t care….
A WOMAN GOES VIRAL….on Tik Tok after spending her savings…..to move to Texas….for a boyfriend who dumps her…..such is life…..and I really don’t care…..
BILLIONAIRE SPENDS….15 years building a cliffside “Versailles mansion”…..and lists it for 108 million…..save your money….it’s going over the cliff in a few years…..climate change will make sure it does…..and I really don’t care…..